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Congratulations! Jessica Alba Re-Ups Her MILF Membership

By | August 15, 2011 @ 12:48 am
Jessica Alba Gives Birth to Second Daughter
Jessica Alba Gives Birth to Second Daughter
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Here-here and skoal to the newly born Haven Warren, a child who is going to spend the better part of the next few months latched onto the engorged melons of the uber-sexy Jessica Alba. So very jealous.

(As a strong consolation, look for swollen mammarial shots of Jessica Alba in the coming weeks and months. If Miranda Kerr is any hint at Jessica's future, this is going to be a very nice consolation.)

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Brooke Burke Almost Bikini Top Drop Is Almost Awesome

By Jon | August 12, 2011 @ 9:02 am
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
Brooke Burke Bikini (Almost) Nipple Slip in France
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The Brooke Burke bikini vacation continues in the South of France with even more asstastic, more MILFtastic delights, and an almost-awesome wonderment of a dropped bikini top from the former E! Hostess and world's most prodigious hot mama. I call Brooke Burke 'five tears' because of how many droplets of happiness stream down my cheek every time I see Brooke  in hardly any clothing.

Give me a woman with a hot tan, a killer body, and the wisdom of a few years any day and I'll be quite gracious. Enjoy.

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Gisele Bundchen Asstastic Bikini Candids From A Tom-Less Trip

By Jon | August 11, 2011 @ 11:47 am
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
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Thank god Gisele Bundchen left the old (pony-tailed) man back in the States, as she headed for Costa Rica, with at least one sneaky-paparazzi in the treeline, and got down and bikini sexy along the shorelines with remaining family and friends, and full-on brilliant flashes of a newer mom most definitely in the mix for world's hottest MILF. That butt, those boobs, my heart.

Bikinis only get better when wet. Enjoy.

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Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Are Damn Proud to MILF You

By Jon | August 11, 2011 @ 8:40 am
Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Through Her White Tee
Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Through Her White Tee
Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Through Her White Tee
Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Through Her White Tee
Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Through Her White Tee
Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Through Her White Tee
Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Through Her White Tee
Courteney Cox Nipple Pokes Through Her White Tee
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Well, they're not super-pokey, but still delightful, as news reports come out that Courtney Cox is working her MILFtastic veteran body into super shape for more revealing moments on upcoming episodes of Cougar Town. This is very good news for us Courtney Cox O.G. wankers and spankers from the early days of Friends, who are well aware that Courtney gave co-star Jennifer Aniston a run for the hotness money on each and every front. Poke away, my lady. Poke away. Enjoy.

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HUMPDAY HUZZAH: Heidi Klum Topless Sunbathing Pictures Are Downright Wunderbar!

 
By Jon | August 10, 2011 @ 10:13 am
Heidi Klum Topless on a Beach in France
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CLICK TO SEE HEIDI KLUM TOPLESS AND UNCENSORED

Project Runaway Top!

You know it's a Wednesday when your court-ordered sensitivity training teacher tells you that you're half way home to being a better human being. And, you know it's an Egotastic! humpday when you're celebrating such a developmental feat with amazingly hot photos of Heidi Klum sunbathing topless in the south of France, posted in Clint magazine, and looking all kinds of boobtastic MILFtastic. If there's one way to learn some cultural appreciation for foreign customs, we Yanks can start with the fantastic ways of the Europeans on the beach, yes, hit or miss when it comes to topless sunbathing. Today, big hit!. Enjoy.

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures Heat Up the Tropics

By Jon | August 10, 2011 @ 9:14 am
Brooke Burke in a Bikini in St. Barths
Brooke Burke in a Bikini in St. Barths
Brooke Burke in a Bikini in St. Barths
Brooke Burke in a Bikini in St. Barths
Brooke Burke in a Bikini in St. Barths
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Not to be outdone by Erin Heatherton on the very same island, Brooke Burke took to the shorelines of the Caribbean with her husband (who killed a bulk of our great photos of Brooke, thanks, douche) to flash her inexplicably hot MILFtastic bikini body and mostly just make every other woman on the beach insanely jealous. Brooke Burke seems completely untouched by Father Time and Mother Baby; it's quite possible she even birthed out six more pups on this very same vacation, but still manages to look ridiculously sexy in her skimpy swimsuit. It' truly a blessing not in disguise. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Reveal a Hottie In Need of a Sandwich

By | August 10, 2011 @ 12:50 am
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Snorkeling in a Black Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Snorkeling in a Black Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Snorkeling in a Black Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Snorkeling in a Black Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Snorkeling in a Black Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Snorkeling in a Black Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Snorkeling in a Black Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Snorkeling in a Black Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Hawaii
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You know how I am, I obsess a tad bit when it comes to my very favorite sextastic celebrities, not the least among whom is Victoria's Secret hottie model and minted MILF, Alessandra Ambrosio, who I fear needs me to deliver her a meat sandwich in the immediate term, or some other form of calories pronto, if my meat sandwich be not to her liking. These Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures from Hawaii make me a bit nervous that this super duper hottie is becoming a bit too skinny, and while her reduced weight will ultimately make her less heavy to tote when I carry her off in a burlap sack to be my future Mrs. Egotastic!, I still prefer my ladies with some soft and cuddly parts too, not to mention fully inflated funbags. Alessandra, open that Fed-Ex box this instant, my meat is spoiling. Enjoy.

Credit: Splash News

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