Vanity Fair pulled out this hot photo of Jennifer Lawrence that I believe was taken last year, when Jennifer was more likely to be naked and covered in reptiles, than this year, when I think she’s given up naked photos with boa constrictors. Perhaps she’s allow a human stand-in? Just saying.
Either way, in a run up to the Oscars, Vanity Fair published this wicked hot visual wonderment of Jennifer stark nekkid though sadly on her tummy side, with this enormous snake running up her backside. You can read any bit of symbolism into this you want. I just take it to mean I have stiff competition. The photo itself reminded us of so many of the exhibitionist PETA ads featuring not quite nekkid sextastic celebrities trying to save the skins of our fellow creatures great and small. There’s no reason you can’t be cause oriented and not all titillating. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Vanity Fair/Egotastic Archives
I could spend three hours mesmerized watching Jennifer Lawrence clip her toe nails. Not quite as exciting perhaps as seeing her slink around topless in photos I admit to nobody that I saw seventeen times over to date. The point is, Jennifer Lawrence is the ultimate girl next door. Only she doesn’t live next door to me. Gretta, the tranny wig model does. She’s less ultimate though I might say a very good foosball partner fill-in when money is on the line.
Jennifer Lawrence still works her craft, studies, and occasionally if we’re lucky, gets snapped at her acting school, continuing her education and making me wish I’d never dropped out of drama after six grade when Susan Klingman told me I smelled like burritos. That was my scent at the time, so not unexpected. I bet working romantic scenes would be much finer with Jennifer. She probably loves burritos too. We could make love for the classroom and receive an ‘A’ for getting lost in character, if not many laws of nature. Happy face. Sad face. Emote. Counter-emote. I’m good to go. Enjoy.
America’s sexy sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence was looking sultry in red on her way to the Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. The dress was short on both ends so you could see plenty of top and bottom. Ah, the famous Jennifer Lawrence cleav. Her Katniss Everdeens are part of the reason people love her so much. Who can forget their Academy Award winning role in American Hustle? They were amazing in that movie. She’s also got a pretty awesome set of stems as well. Probably due to all that running around in the woods with Peeta or whatever for those Hunger Games movies. I also enjoyed their work in American Hustle. That movie was all about her boobs and legs.
Seems she had a bit of trouble with the crowds when she was leaving the show. That’s the problem with big groups of people in New York. They tend to get a little booty grabby if you’re not careful.
America’s sweetheart, Jennifer Lawrence, showed off some DEEP cleav at the premiere of Serena at the 58th BFI London Film Festival. She wore a jacket and short skirt combo that was open almost all the way down to her belly button. This allowed us all a nice view of her lovely Katniss Everdeens. I mean, of course, those amazing funbags that hackers went to so much trouble to show us all a few months back. They are seriously incredible ta-tas. Sure, she’s a good actress but those sweater puppies have made her a star. I wonder if you see any more of them in this Serena movie? Unfortunately, she’s always covered up in those Hunger Games movies because she’s trying to survive in a forest or whatever. That’s why I liked American Hustle. That movie was all about J-Law’s cleavage.
I have a big thing for J-Law. I’m a sucker for America’s sweethearts with big boobies.
Jennifer Lawrence is not known for her showy wardrobes. The busty blonde hottie thespianic is often dressed in oversized cover up pieces as opposed to sharing the need for bodily attention like so many of her Hollywood peers. Kind of unfortunate really. But once in a while, as in the support of Dior and high fashion in Paris, Jennifer needs to slip into something a little more trendy and expensive and showing off some skin, as she did on the red carpet with a hint of sweet sideboob for the glitterati.
Jennifer Lawrence remains at or near the top of the list for hottie curvy sextastic girl next door for so many red blooded males and even more red blooded Sapphic leaning females. Though her star continues to raise, she seems to keep relatively grounded in her modest demeanor and that smoking hot arrow-shooting body of hers. We’d love to see more, naturally. Maybe someday we shall. But for now, a little bit of Jenny sideboob shall whet our appetites. Enjoy.
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Roberts were their usual hot selves at the New York City premiere of X-Men: Days Of Future Past. Jennifer, who plays everyone’s favorite nekkid blue chick Mystique, wore a body clinging fuzzy dress. The outfit shows off her lovely shoulders and back and accentuates those legendary curves. Emma Roberts was there to support her lucky fiance Evan Peters who plays Quicksilver in the movie. Emma had on a low cut pink dress that showed off some of that famous cleavage. They should cast Emma in the next X-Men movie. Her mutant power can be turning any man who sees her into a quivering bowl of Jell-O. She and Jennifer could square off in the climactic scene in which they battle to see who is the hottest in a giant kiddie pool full of KY Jelly.
I’m available to write the screenplay for this epic. We can call it X-Men: Days Of Future Stiffies or something like that. We can work on the title.
If for no other reason, you ought be jazzed about X Men: Days of Future Past for the sight once more of Jennifer Lawrence in her blue bodypaint as Mystique. Now, despite all the screaming headlines, no, you can’t see Jennifer’s fun bits, the precise parts that were I a shapeshifter myself, I’d morph into hourly. But Jennifer remains just about the most fantasy inducing vision in deep blue you may ever see, sneaked peek and all in the latest edition of Empire magazine.
I’m not suggesting that you’d go to a movie just to see Jennifer Lawrence in some tight or revealing outfit. Though I have sat through Two Hunger games and that Bradley Cooper movie just for that reason. But, since we’re all nerds, we’re kind of bound to this X-Men thing regardless. And I’m not going to be having dreams of Wolverine while I’m waiting. Bring on Mystique! Enjoy.