You may not be familiar with French thespianic Adele Exarchopoulos, but if you see her in her extended lesbionic sex scene with Lea Seydoux in the new flick, Blue is the Warmest Color, I assure you, you will never forget her.
Or you can simply gaze upon her hotness from this sneak peek at her new GQ magazine photoshoot provided by our periodical friends who also admire fine female beauty. The cigarette alone is worth the price of admission. Such classical French hottie posing. Makes me feel like I’m back on the beach in Cannes, checking out all the crazy hot European behind the wall on the private beach that I wasn’t allowed to visit. Oh, the bittersweet memories of France. Enjoy.
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You probably thought Terry Richardson was a lucky bastard just for shooting freebies in his home studio of stellar hot women. Now consider the fact that his day job is shooting the likes of Egotastic! favorite, Emily Ratajkowski, for GQ magazine and some serious coin. Lucky lucky bastard.
Emily is somewhat uncharacteristically covered topless in her new magazine pictorial, but none of her innate hotness is covered up, not in the least. It’s a playful shoot of a seriously playful brunette kitties with simply one of the single best bodies in the world. I say that mostly with the hope that Emily will read that and be blindly smitten with me for up to three minutes of naughty fun time. Enjoy.
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Lizzy Caplan deserves your full and undivided attention. Not nearly as simple as dividing your attention, this is quite the opposite. Focus like a laser beam on the sweet nectar goodness of Lizzy Caplan in this twin view of her Steven Pan shot pictorial in the October edition of GQ magazine. Actually, the photo on the left is an outtake, which won’t appear in the magazine, but you know how we feel about outtakes, so bless our friends at GQ for sharing that with us and all of you.
Lizzy is starring in the new nekkid TV series, Master of Sex, which from its tittle alone, and knowing that Lizzy will be baring her fun tops on the show, well, just set your DVRs right this second. It could be about space aliens or kids who band together to rebuild the old country covered bridge. It doesn’t matter. But Lizzy does. Because she needs about ten more seconds of your undivided attention. Enjoy.
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Wow, just when you think you’re over a girl, Behati Prinsloo is back and just so damn sweet looking in her little bits of lingerie for GQ Latin America. I mean, I’ve resigned myself to the fact that Adam Levine might just end up with a higher quality series of notches on his bedpost than my own marks on my IKEA futon. But, now, Behati Prinsloo. It all just seems so unfair.
Someday, I’d like to take Behati shopping for lingerie, and have the entire experience not involve handcuffs and the state police chasing down my whereabouts. But, for now, just a safe but sextastic perusal of her stellar fine body in silky bras and panties will do. Everybody needs a Plan B. Enjoy.
Oh, where to begin with this little number. Anna Kendrick posing in an open coat and a bra, he full bosom nearly exposed to the watchful eye of Kendrick lusters everywhere. Okay, fair enough, I’ll start with the overbite. And why not, it’s where most of my Anna Kendrick fantasies begin, not end mind you, but begin. Watching the sextastic minx nibble the outer edge of various vital objects before consuming the center. Like an extremely good looking rabbit with the super power to arouse one million men simultaneously with just a coquettish smile. Oh, the carrots I would feed her.
You can catch the entire Anna Kendrick interview and mini pictorial on the pages of this month’s GQ magazine. For further more devoutly disturbing and sexualized imagery, you’ll have to hook up one of those brain monitors to capture my dreams. Enjoy.
Aubrey Plaza is making her big film star turn in the grownup girl comedy The To Do List. I wasn’t asked to make my own to-do list, but if I did, it would certainly include spending some intimate alone time with Aubrey Plaza and a large jar of Costco honey. Also, one of those weird wooden tiny barrel shaped things they use to drip honey. That’s a must have. Sweet sticky Aubrey… hang on, I need a moment.
Featured in the new edition of GQ magazine and coincidentally timed perfectly with her film release, Aubrey Plaza talks sex and other fun things (as if anything else comes close to that on the fun scale). I really think this could be the big breakout for the much deserving Aubrey Plaza. It’s time to unleash her inner sextastic on the world. I’ll lay down the plastic mats and hide the children. Enjoy.
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Damn. That’s just about all I got. Checking out these photos of the sultry luscious goodness that is Irina Shayk in GQ Russia, well, it’s simply all there. Wicked hot girl, ridiculously delightful body, black leather, lots of skin. It’s like the four parts of a perfect visual sandwich.
Ever since we first saw Irina Shayk sneaking around Manhattan and out of her soccer boyfriend’s hotel room, well, there’s been a certain feeling of desire that’s hard to put into words. I think it’s best described by a very hard biting of the lip, the sound of whimpering, and punching yourself in the ear. Like a dog would if it had opposable arm joints while desperately waiting for its favorite treat. Very much like a dog in fact. Irina Shayk, you are just amazingly hot. Enjoy.