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Lana Del Rey Takes It Off, All Off for GQ UK

Well, she did manage to conspicuously cover all the good bits and parts, but this is by far the hottest all-the-rage Lana Del Rey has ever looked, probably related to her lack of garments, actually, most definitely related to it.

The Nancy Sinatra retro protege has put us to sleep in most every interview she's ever done, but we're wide awake checking out her nice slender singer body, enhanced a bit by technology, in the current edition of GQ UK. It's a delicious surprise. Enjoy.

Alyssa Miller Ridiculously Smoking Hot in Revista GQ De Mexico

I feel like we only get to appreciate Alyssa Miller a few times a year, when the SI Swimsuit magazine edition comes out, or the rare occasional lingerie pictorial from the sultry Los Angeles native.

But, now, a whole new level of appreciation for the brunette hottie ensues thanks to a red hot covered topless photoshoot in this month's GQ Mexico that really highlights the many sextastic aspects of this vastly underrated model. Oh, sure, it starts with that amazing, perfect body, but there's something about that look she gives the camera that has us crawling through the lens wanting to give her a bowl of milk to lap up. Yeah, I mean real milk. Are you not seeing this too? Enjoy.

Lara Bingle Sexy Bedroom Photos for GQ Australia

There's been a lot of hubbub surrounding Aussie hottie celeb model Lara Bingle of late.

Earlier in the Spring, word came out that another round of nekkid photos of Lara were being shopped around by her former or current business partner dude (which is apparently a custom different than how we conduct business here in the U.S. because my business partner Dick Dickenburg has never tried to sell nekkid photos of me, as far as I know).  Anyhow Lara and her crew attempted to sue the shizz out of anyone and everyone who even talked about the nekkid photos, including TV shows and magazines, and, point of fact, we saw the photos and they were definitely the Lara Bingle in the buff and we definitely drooled. Sadly, they were loaner pics that I'm sure will eventually come out, once Lara's legal team takes a napper.

But, the larger point is, Lara Bingle is one damn fine looking woman, as evidenced in not-quite-nekkid, but ridiculously sextastic photos of her in this months GQ magazine in Australia. In the pictorial, Lara takes you almost entirely down under into her boudoir to catch glimpses of her skin and naturally sexy persona, in black and white and color, for you young kids and your newfangled technologies. It's all rather steamy and perfect. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Sweet See-Through Outtakes from GQ

There is nothing hotter on this planet at this very moment, and I'm including all live and active volcanic and magma rock sites along the Pacific tectonic plates, than red hot Kate Upton, who has collected up the entire male species of this spinning sphere and clutched them to her healthy young bosom with delight. And whatever record temps Kate was at prior to this past month, it jumped many thousands of Kelvin degrees when Kate and Terry Richardson teamed up for her GQ wet and boobtastic pictorial and videos that literally caused the gonadials of millions of young boys to suddenly drop into their employable resting spots (like the names Ann-Margret and Sophia Loren and Cheryl Tiegs and others before her responsible for the same natural effect).

Now, we have a glimpse at some outtakes from the shoot and we are simply speechless. Which never happens. Never ever. But the sight of Kate Upton wet and see-through, it's really just too much.

For the complete set of released Kate Upton outtakes, check out GQ.com

Jennifer Aniston May Never Be Topless, But She’s Still Rather Hot

Okay, so we bust Jennifer Aniston for basically being a liar about her 'topless' film roles in the movie; and, yeah, we used to bust her saying that she didn't need a man in her life after the man in her life dumped her for a hot actress who liked to wear blood and get tattoos and be super freaky with her brother. But, what we've never stopped doing is thinking Jennifer Aniston is pretty damn hot, especially as she's becoming a veteran sextastic celebrity, well hanging onto her tantalizing female qualities.

Take a look at her new mini-pictorial from GQ Spain this coming month and see if you don't think Jennifer's still got her mojo working. We may never see the juicy parts, but we'll probably keep looking at the humid areas for a few more years. Enjoy.

Kate Upton GQ Money Shot For Those Who Want To Hose Down Kate Upton

While crediting GQ magazine for their choice of Kate Upton as covergirl for their July edition, we must also credit Terry Richardson, that lucky bastard who got to hang out with a barely dressed Kate Upton for a few days snapping her photo for his own little personal diary, as well as GQ, which helps pay the bills.

Kate Upton has skyrocketed in just eighteen months from relative teen obscurity to worldwide top hottie model lists; it's been like watching a caterpillar turn into a butterfly, only in this example, you wanted to knock the stuffing out of the caterpillar and you want to bump uglies til you're sore with the butterfly (I really need to work on my analogies). Needless to say, Kate Upton in a sheer tight swimsuit is not just out of this world, it's out of control. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out the full Kate Upton article in the upcoming GQ magazine.

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Kate Upton Briefest of Wet Teasers for GQ July Cover (VIDEO)

Kate-O-Licious!

Kate Upton GQ photos coming soon, as in, tomorrow.

In the meantime, you can check out the Kate Upton teaser promo yourself on GQ, or just take a few pills with a cocktail and nap until tomorrow.

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