GQ magazine Posts:

Erin Heatherton Topless Hotness in GQ

 

Oh, wow, talk about our Hebrew School Hottie getting all grown up. I guess that's hard to say of the blonde and freckled Erin Heatherton who may have started young, but has spread her wings as a Victoria's Secret girl for a couple or three years now. Still, seeing Erin Heatherton topless and mature in these rather epically hot photos from her new spread in GQ Germany, we just had to gasp at how fast our girl has matured.

As always, I would still pay a king's ransom for the chance to connect the dots on her speckled form, up, down, and most definitely all the way around. She can pretend to be a mature woman all she wishes, I bet I can still make her giggle like she was a schoolgirl back at Solomon Schechter. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Booty Heats Up Turkish Style

Sometimes, we get so caught up in the delicious frontside of curvaceous Kelly Brook, we totally neglect her simply spectacular, two-hands full, dumper. I blame myself for this frequent oversight. And I thank the good folks at GQ Turkey who see fit in their current edition to pay tribute to the ridiculously hot brunette from any and all sides.

When you start throwing in that wet hair, oh, the imagination does run wild with thoughts of it slapping across various body parts deserving of a slight punishment. But that's me, a wet hair lover and a Kelly Brook luster. I'm guessing there might be one or two of you out there who agree. Enjoy.

Izabel Goulart Flashes Her Sextastic Lady Form

You know I always like to say, everybody needs a little more Goulart in their life. Leering at Izabel Goulart in her native country's GQ magazine, maybe everybody needs a lot more Goulart in their life.

Izabel is wicked hot. And even with the photo retouching, we've seen plenty enough of Izabel to know she's got one of the finest female forms on this spinning orb we call the Earth. So, yeah, throw in some leather, throw in some skin, natch, and we have the makings of another Goulartian deposit in the tug vault. She has a large shelf therein. Enjoy.

Rosario Dawson Hot Hot Super Hot in GQ Outtakes

It's been quite a time for Rosario Dawson, super fine Latina who we recently got to see full-frontally bare in the new movie Trance. Now, a very hot photoshoot in GQ to promote her film.

I always lusted Rosario Dawson, though Death Proof probably was the film that sealed the deal for me. She saved it. Just by looking ridiculously hot, which is a skill nonpareil. Enjoy.

Check out the Rosario Dawson full interview and slide show and the Rosario Dawson photoshoot video in GQ.

Rebecca Hall Hotness Needs Far More Love

I can't remember when I first fell in lust with Rebecca Hall. But it was confirmed when she played the distraught bank hottie in The Town. And several times since. And I'm already looking forward to her in Iron Man 3. All of which leads me to the conclusion that this serious British thespianic doesn't receive enough attention for simply being good looking. What a shame.

But the good folks at GQ UK know better, and feature Rebecca in a tasteful (sadly) but deliciously alluring brunette hot body show that will only deepen my desire to attend some artsy play where Rebecca appears fully nekkid. I'm searching now online. For that, I would go legit theater. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Topless Turkish Treats for Ta-Ta-Tuesday (VIDEO)

 

I'm prepared to say it now. Emily Ratajkowski is by far the hottest and best thing to come out of the iCarly TV series. The day Miranda Cosgrove takes off her clothes for the cameras, this debate could be re-opened for valid discussion. But, for now, Emily is the queen, and receiving the royal treatment jumping out of a cake in a bawdy topless pictorial for GQ Turkey, which is GQ, but with bare boobs, so that much better.

Emily has grown on us since first we saw her enter the world of fun-time modeling. I can't imagine this passion play will do anything but continue to skyrocket as time and views increase. She really is quite the sextastic young lady. Enjoy.

Beyonce Smoking MILFy Hot as GQ Covergirl

Blasted Terry Richardson gets all the good photo assignments, both the little kitschy cool half-nekkids shoots in hotel rooms, and high-end pictorials of A-list stars, such as Beyonce, in her first sextastic pictorial since having her baby, featured in the current edition of GQ magazine.

Now, we've always had a deep, profound, and asstastic type affection for Beyonce, before baby, and the way her body is looking all bendy and curvy and delicious post-baby, I'm thinking we're going a little deeper into the profound. Enjoy.

(Check out the full interview and photo gallery with Beyonce in GQ's February 2013 edition.)

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