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Alexandra Daddario Moist and Nipple Poking Behind the Scenes with GQ

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, I wonder what the bodaciously bosomed hot Alexandra Daddario thespianic looks like in a tight wet see-through sports bra, today is your lucky day. Trust me, I was thinking the same thing too and thanks to a look behind the scenes of her recent GQ magazine article we now have an an answer to our most pressing question. The answer is ‘stellar’ by the way.

Alexandra Daddario made hotline headlines about a year ago now in her topless scene in True Detectives. It was Mr. Skin’s top celebrity nude moment of the year in fact. I don’t like lists so much, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say I haven’t watched that scene ten thousand times in 2014, wich each viewing just getting better. This wet and oiled down athletic look for the generously funbagged Alexandra isn’t too shabby either. It’s downright passion inducing. This girl has got some serious skills. I can not wait to see what she does next. Enjoy.

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Anna Andres Is Miss Ukraine Universe Level Lingerie Hotness in GQ

Ukraine happens to be a land of many gaggles of super fine young women. So many of the world’s top supermodels hail from the Ukrainian lands. Like Anna Andres who was recently crowned Miss Ukraine to be competing in the Miss Universe pageant. They don’t just hand out that title to any shlub off the streets of Kiev. Oh, no, just check out Anna’s curriculum vitae by way of this steaming sextastic pictorial in the new edition of GQ Russia. Wow, as to the brunette, triple wow as to everything that lay beneath the hair line.

Someday, I’d like to be a judge in one of these world class pageants. Naturally I’d be fair and just and unbiased and treat all the contestants equally. I mean, among the group that refused my salacious advances obviously. The girls who let me play with their toes would naturally receive some higher marks in the contribution to society scoring. There’s fair and then there’s practical. I can be fairly easily bought. Oh, Anna, please do buy me. Enjoy.

 

Lily Aldridge Bikini Smoky Hotness for GQ

Lily Aldridge may just be the most underrated V.S. model in the hottie arsenal. She works a little less perhaps than some of her peers with her young family, she’s brunette, a Yank, and maybe some other reasons why she’s never mention in the tops of the V.S. lingerie models list. But she ought be, even among such stiff competition. Or, competition that makes you stiff if you like dick jokes.

Featured in the new edition of GQ UK, Lily Aldridge in bikini and other wardrobe essentials burns off the page with her alluring charms and a body that men used to go to war for, now just troll each other on the Internet or write rap songs over I suppose. Still, it’s the modern day version of a battle. A woman like Lily Aldridge can pretty much wink and get whatever she wants. If she takes her top off, she wouldn’t even have to wink or say please. I hope I become her victim one day. I’m counting on it. So hot! Enjoy.

Hannah Ferguson Side Boob and Under Boob Crazy Hotness

I happen to like really hot girls with amazingly inspiring bodies and perfect funbags. Call me crazy. But this pictorial of SI swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson in GQ is pushing all my buttons, including the big red one that sends the Wonkavator through the roof.

There’s something to be said for super hot women who got it, flaunting it. And that thing is something along the lines of ‘wahoo’. Thank heavens for hot women with a penchant for loving compliments on their hotness. Hannah, I could say nice things about you all day long as you tried on various different tops that immodestly fit you perfectly. I’d make you blush. Then, with my tales of woe, I’d make you cry and feel like giving me some sympathy making of the sexy time. That is my m.o. I’m not changing until it stops working. Enjoy.

Kylie Minogue Bikini Teasy Cutie for GQ Italy

I’ve wanted to have biblical relations with Kylie Minogue since before I’m sure I even knew what that entailed. Something inside my genetic programming just told me it was a good thing, and with Kylie, a potentially great thing that ought to be done. All these years later, reality has yet to catch up with the DNA dreams, but I still lust heartily for Kylie Minogue, a faptastic and forty girl most undoubtedly.

Kylie just keeps on ticking with cheeky hotness, including her bare arse cheeks in this GQ Italia magazine spread that shows why the veteran hotties have so much to teach the youngsters of today. Like the long slow tease. Oh, baby, Kylie has been working that for decades now. It’s not always about squatting on an inflatable penis and yelling curse words. Sometimes, it’s a little cocktail dress, or a bikini in a stylish Italian magazine spread with a killer smile. Kylie, please, teach us all. Start with me. I’ve been a very bad boy. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Cleavetastic Summer Hot for GQ

It is the briefest of pictorials, but it is so ever uber-Alba hot. Jessica Alba, sextastic mommy and former thespianic, donned a very low cut swimsuit in support of GQ UK kicking off the official summer season. I’m not exactly sure from whence these photos came, I only know I want to print them out and kiss them all over, to really get into summer.

Jessica Alba has been so alluring for so many fine female form years now it’s easy to almost take her for granted. And, yes, she’s gone super duper conservative since launching her business and getting into family mode. But the sextastic can not be stopped, you can only hope to contain. And on certain occasions like today, it busts out of its cage and yes, I’m Jessica Alba, I’m so damn amazing looking, check me out! And, indeed, how can you not. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Nude Almost Topless Almost Crazy Hot Definitely In GQ Magazine

Emily Ratajkowski floats my boat in so many wonderfully tingly ways. I won’t say we discovered Emily, that’s like Columbus saying he discovered America when it was always here. But I do like to think we played our part in spreading the world on the former iCarly actress turned hot body goodness model. This is my life’s work after all, sorry, mom.

Emily Ratajkowski is barely covered but most of her absolutely perfect body shines through in her new pictorial spread in GQ magazine. She really can’t take a poor shot, not with all of her hot body talent, but the good magazine folks have managed to capture Emily in yet another truly memorable and epic peek. She really is so damn hot I want to chew on a towel or take a Polish language class online or something. That’s commitment, Emily. I hope you see that. Enjoy.

Check out the full spread on Emily Ratajkowski in GQ online.