Ukraine happens to be a land of many gaggles of super fine young women. So many of the world's top supermodels hail from the Ukrainian lands. Like Anna Andres who was recently crowned Miss Ukraine to be competing in the Miss Universe pageant. They don't just hand out that title to any shlub off the streets of Kiev. Oh, no, just check out Anna's curriculum vitae by way of this steaming sextastic pictorial in the new edition of GQ Russia. Wow, as to the brunette, triple wow as to everything that lay beneath the hair line.
Someday, I'd like to be a judge in one of these world class pageants. Naturally I'd be fair and just and unbiased and treat all the contestants equally. I mean, among the group that refused my salacious advances obviously. The girls who let me play with their toes would naturally receive some higher marks in the contribution to society scoring. There's fair and then there's practical. I can be fairly easily bought. Oh, Anna, please do buy me. Enjoy.