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Sienna Miller Covered Topless Hotness in Black and White for Esquire

Sienna Miller just sounds like a classy girl. If I didn’t know more about her various and storied past, she’d seem like a demure vixen straight out of one of those Downton Abbey type shows. But I do know about her past, which makes her even more alluring to me. Because who wants a girl in seventeen layers of proper British aristocratic clothing when you can have Sienna on the pages of Esquire magazine in hardly any clothes at all.

You can see why men have fought and failed and fallen over Sienna Miller so hard in the past dozen years or so. I mean, men with options, not just the high school boys trying to get into her knickers. Sorry, I just love to say knickers. She really is a special sweet looking treat in this very smashing pictorial. Enjoy.

Anne Vyalitsyna in Lingerie for Esquire

Do you happen to like hot Russian supermodels in their lingerie. If so, my friend, you are in the right place.

Anne Vyalitsyna is getting into some little silky nothings for Esquire magazine, just maybe to show her old boyfriend what he’s missing, to attract some new boyfriends, or simply just to make us smile broader today all over. Something about her hands on those pink bra straps leave me wondering if this scene is about to get a whole lot better when the camera stops rolling. It often does. This is the main reason for a man to own a camera. Enjoy.

Beth Behrs Leggy Goodness in Esquire

While I do have a prejudice against girls with silent letters in their names, going back to a girl in grade school with a silent ‘g’ in her name who broke my heart, Beth Behrs is TV thespianic hotties gaining serious traction in the libidos of men-kind. While it’s easy to be overshadowed by the likes of co-star Kat Dennings and her outrageous bosom, Beth is coming out of the shadows and flashing serious leggy hotness in her new spread in Esquire magazine.

After seeing Beth in her little bits of lingerie, I’m inclined to place her on the pedestal of my fantasy girl hierarchy right next to Kat, or, even better, place her to the right of Kat with me positioned firmly in betwixt their sextastic. Mmm, naughty monkey in the middle. Now there’s a sport. Looking might fine today, Beth Behrs. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Is So Hot In Esquire That I Actually Might Start Crying

You can mock my very sensitive emotional state, but not before you take a long leer at the ridiculously sextastic Emmy Awesome covered topless in Esquire magazine and see if you don’t feel like shedding a few crocodile tears of happiness. Emmy is just a special treat even when she’s not trying to look amazing. When she turns on the afterburners to start pimping another season of Shameless, it’s time to call the boss and let him know you’re coming in late for work tomorrow. You might also want to pre-advise your landlord about generic plumbing issues.

Featured in the new edition of Esquire magazine, Emmy makes sweet passion inducement seem so damn easy, with a gift few women in this world are so fortunate to receive. Just the special few on my Wall of Fame. It’s really my ceiling, but I’ve learned through the years that nobody wants to talk about what’s on your ceiling. Either way, Emmy is there, I’m looking right at her. So hot! Enjoy.

Naomie Harris Thespianic Heat in Esquire

With the unfortunate (but movie marketing fortunate timing) of the death of Nelson Mandela, expect his new biopic to get tons and tons of press and publicity, which might just mean the long deserved big time coming out party for Britty hottie Naomie Harris who plays Mandela’s wife Winnie in the film.

Of course, we’ve been in lust with Naomie since Skyfall, and even before, but this pictorial in Esquire magazine featuring the sweetheart in her sheer underthings and showing off all sort of skin ought to build her a brand new group of adoring fans. But, please, I’ll ask politely, get in line behind me. Thanks. Enjoy.

 

Addison Timlin Lingerie Pictures for the Return of the Hot Young Queen

Young hot Addison Timlin first stole our hearts when we saw her bare chest on Californication. Quite an introduction to the Egotastic! community. The proper way to present yourself to the royal court. We don’t often see much of Addison these days, but she’s back in a lingerie kind of way in a mini pictorial for Esquire magazine.

It’d just a little sampler, a sextastic appetizer if you will, but enough to whet our appetite for more Addison. We really do miss her brunette goodness and her boobtastic wonderments. Perhaps this is a sweet sign of things to come. Enjoy.

Lisalla Montenegro Wicked Wicked Hot Working Construction in Esquire

I’m not exactly sure where ‘Construction Worker’ falls into the pantheon of naughty hot female visual cliches, but after Brazilian model Lisalla Montenegro in Esquire magazine, I’m going to say it now belongs in top ten discussions. Maybe right after hottie lifeguard and just before lascivious looking flight attendant.

Baseball fans might also be aware that Lisalla is the soon to be wife of Angels pitcher C.J. Wilson. C.J. is a famously straight and narrow guy who worked his tail off to live his dream of being a major league ball player. I suppose you could call Lisalla his hard-work reward.  Or, you could say his $78 million contract was his reward, and Lisalla followed along shortly thereafter. Either way, let me just add the note, ‘you lucky lucky bastard’. She is just crazy hot. Enjoy.