Egotastic
Oh, man, how bittersweet today is. Our highly belusted Hebrew School hottie Mila Kunis looking just all kinds of sultry brunette fine with her hands on her own petite treats on the pages of the November edition of Esquire magazine, being named by Esquire as the 'Sexiest Woman Alive' for 2012. Quite the honorific. At the same time, dammit, we just can't get it out of our heads how Hollywood trick or treat playboy Ashton Kutcher is now tapping the very source of our profound lust. We'll have to fight it, we must, because this is surely one of the more amazing pictorials of Mila we've seen in forever. And, this is only going to fuel the nightly dreams we have of Mila nekkid and naughty and begging us for another round of 'Where's the Bagel?'.
We're proud of you for taking off the clothes, Mila. The next step is to shed the dead weight in the form of that stupid 200-lb smile trailing you everywhere these days. We'll be there to catch you. Enjoy.
Kaley Cuoco La Mas Sextastica in Esquire Mexico (It’s Wicked Hot)
Oh, Kaley Cuoco, you do so move us to be better men, or, at least, men who lie better to get girls way out of their league.
Featured in an epic hot pictorial in this month's Esquire Mexico, the Big Bang Theory blonde hottie lets it all hang out, well, not all, that would kill us, but more so than usual with her network gig always pending, in any case, it was enough to make half our staff fall to the floor in a conniption of imagined concept with the bubbly boobtastic fanboy femme fatale.
Dios mio, Kaley. And a double shoutout to your pert pair. Enjoy.
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