Esquire magazine Posts:

Kaley Cuoco La Mas Sextastica in Esquire Mexico (It’s Wicked Hot)

Oh, Kaley Cuoco, you do so move us to be better men, or, at least, men who lie better to get girls way out of their league.

Featured in an epic hot pictorial in this month's Esquire Mexico, the Big Bang Theory blonde hottie lets it all hang out, well, not all, that would kill us, but more so than usual with her network gig always pending, in any case, it was enough to make half our staff fall to the floor in a conniption of imagined concept with the bubbly boobtastic fanboy femme fatale.

Dios mio, Kaley. And a double shoutout to your pert pair. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Covered Topless and the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ According to Esquire (VIDEO)

Oh, man, how bittersweet today is. Our highly belusted Hebrew School hottie Mila Kunis looking just all kinds of sultry brunette fine with her hands on her own petite treats on the pages of the November edition of Esquire magazine, being named by Esquire as the 'Sexiest Woman Alive' for 2012. Quite the honorific. At the same time, dammit, we just can't get it out of our heads how Hollywood trick or treat playboy Ashton Kutcher is now tapping the very source of our profound lust. We'll have to fight it, we must, because this is surely one of the more amazing pictorials of Mila we've seen in forever. And, this is only going to fuel the nightly dreams we have of Mila nekkid and naughty and begging us for another round of 'Where's the Bagel?'.

We're proud of you for taking off the clothes, Mila. The next step is to shed the dead weight in the form of that stupid 200-lb smile trailing you everywhere these days. We'll be there to catch you. Enjoy.

See the Esquire Mila Kunis Video »

Cameron Diaz Photographs Hot and Sexy for Esquire UK

Despite some serious signs of tailing off as she hit 40, and being tagged by Alex Rodriguez thrice a day, in between grueling workouts and injections that I'm sure we're all on the up and up, Cameron Diaz continues to photograph extremely well. She always has, the model turned actress born with the gift for looking good on camera captures, a skill that eludes so many truly sexy women.

In this month's edition of Esquire UK, Cameron Diaz puts out one of her finest pictorials in a very long time. Yes, there's been a little touching and brushing and shading, BUT, the fact remains, Cameron Diaz still brings a lot to the modeling table. And some of these shots are truly fapalicious. Enjoy.

Check out the complete Women We Love feature on Cameron Diaz in Esquire UK.

Sofia Vergara Is Officially Forty and Fully Faptastic in Black Lingerie for Esquire

If Sofia Vergara were a superhero, her super power would be the ability to simultaneously re-direct the internal blood flow of tens of millions of adult males simultaneously. So, in short, Sofia Vergara is a superhero.

The hot Colombian actress' black lingerie pictorial for Esquire magazine is simply stunning, or, if stunning had a hotter, looser cousin who like to do shots and fall nekkid onto your bed and beg you to do naughty things with her, she'd be simply that. This hot thespianic model just turned 40 and there are zero signs of slowing down. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Gets Red Hot in the Bedroom for Esquire

So that's where you've been hiding, object d' lust, Ashley Greene.

We know we've seen you pounding the gym hard so what surely must follow by rule of sextastic celebrity is a ridiculously hot public exhibition, which I'd say just begins to describe the new Ashley Green 'Women We Love' pictorial in Esquire magazine. Ashley Greene looks wicked amazing in her little bits of lingerie clothing in her bedroom, hot enough to start our romantic fireplace blaze with just the gaze of her alluring eyes, or the shimmy of her even more alluring shimmy shakers. This is quite the thing.

Soak it in fully if you happen to love supremely hot women half-nekkid and prancing about. Enjoy.

See Behind the Scenes of Ashley's Esquire shoot »

Kim Kardashian Sextastic Swimming Wetness in Esquire Mexico

We saw a couple of the behind the scenes shots earlier this week, now, behold the pretty damn magnificence of the actual pictorial of Kim Kardashian swimsuit photos in Esquire Mexico.

Before you ask, Kim has no real affinity for Mexico, other than the truckload of pesos she gets paid for photoshoots, but giving credit where it is due, Kim does look pretty damn hot once more in this pictorial. We want to snub her, but we can't stop ogling her. When her mouth is closed and most of her clothes are off, Kim is just a very alluring creature. Enjoy.

 

Rihanna Sexes Up the Cover of Esquire Magazine

Two things have been established about Rihanna: first, she loves to flash her body wherever, whenever, however; second, I'm pretty much infatuated with the fact that she loves to flash her body. To share her outer soul, the one we care about most. It's the greatest gift.

The Bajan diva appears in this month's Esquire magazine once more forced by strange and perverse societal customs to cover her chest, but, nevertheless, still quite hot, and you know she wishes she could show more. If there's any celebrity who's displayed more square inches of skin in the past year, I'm not sure who it is. Enjoy.

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