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Lena Headey Turns Up the Heat Many Degrees in Esquire

If you didn't dig Britty hottie tattooed thespianic Lena Headey from 300 or from Game of Thrones, prepare now to fall in lust courtesy of her new playful hot lingerie type pictorial for Esquire magazine.

Lena is one of those vastly underrated hotties who you see on the screen, promise yourself you're going to remember later on (for scientific classification purposes, naturally), but then forget until you lay ogling eyes upon her once more and the whole process begins anew. Well, now, take some time and feast your peeps upon her hotness and let it sink in for a bit. She deserves it. As do you. Enjoy.

Jenna Dewan Lingerie Pictures Light Up Pre-MILFhood Hotness for Esquire

At one time, Jenna Dewan (now married to Channing Tatum, but we don't use married last names in Hollywood until 3+ years of marriage, since that saves us 97% of official name changes on the site) had one of the finest bottom sides in all of Hottieville, and perhaps she will again some day, as the model and actress faces pending motherhood, going out with a sextastic bang prior to blowing up with a lingerie pictorial on the pages of this month's Esquire magazine.

Now, we can respect a woman who wants to show off her hotness before turning into a progeny machine, pretty much like we respect the sexy celebs who show off during and after pregnancy as well. We love our women in all stages of their female form. In fact, we just really like seeing hot girls nekkid, or near nekkid in little bits of lingerie. And Jenna Dewan, she's might fine. Enjoy.

Check Out Jenna Dewan in Her Esquire Joke Video »

Megan Fox Drops A Ton O’ Sexy for Esquire

Hello, Foxy.

Whenever the upper echelon of sextastic celebrities start pushing out babies, we get a little nervous. Especially when that hottie decided to up and marry Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (BAGS)  prior to said delivery. But, Foxy abides, Megan Fox, currently featured in her bikini in This Is 40, is looking all kinds of stellar hot in the February edition of Esquire magazine.

Now, we don't know what the future holds for Foxy, we can only hope it's more rather than less skin, once the MILFtastic body is complete, but we do know the present, and that is looking might spectacular for Megan. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures Short, Sweet, and to the Sextastic Point in Esquire

We do so dig Hayden Panettiere. A little blonde minx of a package that stimulates our own package and makes us even watch television shows we would otherwise likely avoid.

And now little Hayden is in a quickie bikini pictorial for Esquire magazine and we could not be more visually pleased. Air-brushing aside, Hayden looks like a million clams, though we would settle for just her private one, as we use our experienced imaginations to virtually undress this long time object d' lust.

Hayden Panettiere in a bikini, this is a wonderful day. Enjoy.

See Hayden Tell Her Funny Joke »

Alexia Fast Sextastic Star Is Rising Fast With Hot Photos in Esquire

You may not have seen 20-year old hottie young actress Alexia Fast before, but she's about to break big in the Hottieville scene in the upcoming Jack Reacher film with Tom Cruise and moving on to bigger and bigger TV series roles, as the British Colombian starlet shine in this month's Esquire magazine.

We're thinking Alexia is doing some kind of sexy Santa's helper homaging, which we can dig because any time hot girls dress up in costume, we start feeling like a very naughty mall Santa, though not the kind on the bad man website list, just the kind of who likes to give out naughty gifts to hot young women like Alexia Fast. Just love to see them untie those ribbons. Enjoy.

Jaime Lee Kirchner Underrated Sextastic Sideboob Deserves Your Full Attention

You may have seen Jaime Lee Kirchner in previous television shows, or maybe you're catching her now on Mob Doctor, but either way, you must genuflect to some degree for her vastly underrated honey-do-ness (as in, 'oh, honey, how I'd like to do you').

Featured in the December issue of Esquire magazine, Jaime Lee Kirchner dances and preens about in little bits of bedroom wardrobe, flashing her fit all over early 30-something mocha body and making you wonder why perhaps this is the first time you ever found yourself imagining doing all sort of unmentionable deeds with Jaime Lee. Enjoy.

Check Out the Jaime Lee Kirchner Video on Esquire »

Miranda Kerr Grabs Her Amazing Ta’s For Esquire Magazine (That Should Be Our Job!)

Ah, the hand-bra giveth and the hand-bra taketh away.

The uber sextastic Aussie model Miranda Kerr looks like precisely one million dollars in his mini-pictorial for the upcoming edition of Esquire magazine, in a nicely clinging pair of panties and nothing up top to protect her modesty save for her own left and right five-fingered little mitts squeezing her motherly puppies.

Are we jealous of the opposable thumbs of this beautiful woman clenched around her boobtastic goodness? Damn straight we are. If there's any job we're qualified for, and, let's face it, there aren't many jobs we're qualified for, it's using our man paws to protect the mammarial region of the world's hottest women. What else can we do but keep applying for that job over and over again. It is a tough economy. Enjoy.

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