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Rihanna Sexes Up the Cover of Esquire Magazine

Two things have been established about Rihanna: first, she loves to flash her body wherever, whenever, however; second, I'm pretty much infatuated with the fact that she loves to flash her body. To share her outer soul, the one we care about most. It's the greatest gift.

The Bajan diva appears in this month's Esquire magazine once more forced by strange and perverse societal customs to cover her chest, but, nevertheless, still quite hot, and you know she wishes she could show more. If there's any celebrity who's displayed more square inches of skin in the past year, I'm not sure who it is. Enjoy.

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Laura Vandervoort Super Hot As She Takes You Into Her Flirty Fortress of Fapitude

By now you know we beyond dig the shizz out of the Me in My Place photo-series which we will be focusing on this summer, both the brand new eye popping shoots and the most memorable classic celeb boudoir shots of the past couple of years. Because we happen to love sextastic celebrities in their underthings in their bedrooms, so shoot us.

Today happens to be the brand new eye popping variety of shoots courtesy of Supergirl herself, Laura Vandervoort, who gets all kinds of informally wicked hot in her brand new Me in My Place photoshoot for Esquire magazine, just out today. Oh, when the young ladies start to bend and stretch and pose in their little cotton undies how I feel a delightful seizure coming on. It's really quite the thing.

Remember, you can still get the discount on the Me In My Place web app by entering egotastic as a coupon code at checkout. It's really a gift you should give yourself, call it an early Father's Day present, or late Easter, whatever gets you to the goodness.

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Chrissy Teigen Drops the Norske Hotness in Esquire

We do so lust pretty much anything and everything Chrissy Teigen related. The Thai-Norwegian hottie forecasts for us how hot this entire planet will become when attractive people from all cultures and backgrounds can freely bang the shizz out of each other and produce amazing looking offspring. In her latest mini-pictorial in Esquire magazine, Chrissy shows off her playful side, while we imagine playing with her super hot body.

Hey, honesty is always the best policy. Enjoy.

Carly Craig Takes You Deep and Smiling Hot Into Her Special Place (VIDEO)

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Remember Carly Craig who got topless red hot in Role Models? Yeah, that Carly Craig.

Well, she's back, with just a wee bit more clothing, but also much better lighting, for her crack at the beloved Esquire magazine 'Me in My Place' photo series, showing all sorts of flexibility, bendiness, and just plain old-fashioned sextastic. Today might just be a high watermark for hot girls in little clothing on all fours, and the watermark ain't the only thing raised because of it, if you catch my drift.

Carly Craig looks all kinds of ridiculously passion-inducing in this pictorial, and even if we've now established that each of these sweet hot celeb bedrooms look exactly alike, now it not the time to complain about staging. Just look at those poses! Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Amazingly Fully Sextastic Boudoir Set from ‘Me in My Place’

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Who knew that that amazing pictorial of the minxish delight, Sara Jean Underwood, in her panties and little underthings showing off her various places in Esquire magazine last week was but a teaser, an appetizer if you will for the fully-released sextacular catalog of bedroom photos? Okay, I mean, we did, but we do so love surprises.

So, surprise! Sara Jean Underwood in dozens and dozens of the most amazing (barely clothed) views of the ridiculously hot petite buxom blonde we've ever seen. It's like a Springtime wonderland of cotton goodness, in stretches, poses, and bodily reveals that will likely kill several of you, but such is the price we pay for unadulterated lust.

Takes your time, flip through these photos with blessed anticipation of the next, and, for the love of god, make sure you lock your door. Enjoy.

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Sara Jean Underwood Strips To Her Underwear In Her Sexy Place

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Given that this is Masters weekend, a little golf analogy is mightily in order. So let's call this bit of Sara Jean Underwood magnificence a hole in one. 

Our very favorite magazine feature, 'Me in My Place', from the good and girl loving folks at Esquire has just driven it straight and true with the bedroom undies addition of the luscious minx, Sara Jean, to their fake boudoir scenery. Sara Jean Underwood is all kinds of bendable and hot and has no apparent bad sides, just a 360 of body delicious that we'd like to carve into a statue using only our anatomical chisel.

Wow. And, damn. And, most of all..enjoy.

LOOK BACK: Jennifer Lawrence Is a ‘Woman We Love’ In Esquire (VIDEO)

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What with the Jennifer Lawrence lust factor up to eleventeen million these days, and rightfully, so, and, what with the rate at which her photos are now being scalped from the site, we thought we'd revisit her most epic photoshoot video from Esquire, from two years ago, before she was Jennifer Lawrence, mega star worth mega money to many people, and she was just Jennifer Lawrence, sextastic young actress trying to make it big in Hollywood.

I think I'm going to cry. Enjoy.

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