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Lisalla Montenegro Wicked Wicked Hot Working Construction in Esquire

I’m not exactly sure where ‘Construction Worker’ falls into the pantheon of naughty hot female visual cliches, but after Brazilian model Lisalla Montenegro in Esquire magazine, I’m going to say it now belongs in top ten discussions. Maybe right after hottie lifeguard and just before lascivious looking flight attendant.

Baseball fans might also be aware that Lisalla is the soon to be wife of Angels pitcher C.J. Wilson. C.J. is a famously straight and narrow guy who worked his tail off to live his dream of being a major league ball player. I suppose you could call Lisalla his hard-work reward.  Or, you could say his $78 million contract was his reward, and Lisalla followed along shortly thereafter. Either way, let me just add the note, ‘you lucky lucky bastard’. She is just crazy hot. Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Smoking Hot and Covered Topless in Lingerie for Esquire

Lily Aldridge doesn’t work as much as she used to, before marrying that dude from Kings of Leon and getting knocked up from super powerful making of the sexy time. But when she shows up, she is a force. As is the case in the new edition of Esquire U.K. where the brunette angel wears a few little bits of black lingerie nothings, or just her hands, to create the vision of one alluring MILFy model type.

Someday, I’d like to return to my McMansion studio apartment and find a girl like Lily in just her panties reclining in my NFL-signature inflatable football chair. I hope it won’t be too much longer. I can’t keep blowing that sucker up each day. Enjoy.

Natalie Dormer All Kinds of Hot and Underwear Tasty in Esquire

Natalie Dormer seems to be everywhere these days, save for the one place I actually imagine her being quite regularly. The Game of Thrones and The Tudors hottie has made her way onto the pages of Esquire magazine this month, in a flirty, teasy, and all around little lust inducing frisky photoshoot. Meow, Natalie.

She does have those bedroom eyes and those boudoir outfits. All Natalie needs now is to be wrapped in my Target comforter telling me how my broken heater has forced her to take refuge beneath my covers. You see, when I fail to pay my utility bills, it’s not because I’m broke, it’s because I’m planning ahead. Enjoy.

Megan Boone Flashing Legs and Cleavage in Esquire

Vaulting quickly to public attention with her star-turn in The Blacklist on the boob tube, Megan Boone is attracting a loyal gentleman ogler following and but quickly. Her pictorial in the current edition of Esquire magazine will probably only expedite that process.

Now, if Megan were a natural red, I’d probably be through the roof already, but consider me climbing around the ceiling wanting to know more, much more, about this sextastic TV fast-riser. More investigation to follow (and hopefully much more skin). She is a keeper! Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Is Your Sexiest Woman Alive (According to Esquire)

You know how much I disfavor these superlatives. I can’t disagree that Scarlett Johansson is crazy ridiculous hot and I’d give up all seventy-two-dollars of my life’s fortune just to caress her ankles for two minutes. At the same time, this whole wide sextastic world is filled with so many hot women belusted by so many men in so many different list of favorites, who’s to say who is the sexiest woman alive.

Well, Esquire magazine did and they picked Scarlett. Then they added some photos to prove their point. But what say you about their selection?

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Natalie Dormer Lingerie Exquisiteness for Esquire

Anybody who saw The Tudors or watches Game of Thrones or just so happens to dig hot British girls with amazing bodies is already well into lust detail with thespianic Natalie Dormer. These lingerie pictures in Esquire magazine ought to just about seal any remaining doubts that Natalie has that unique kind of sextastic appeal that doesn’t just grow on trees.

Though the thought of Natalie in little silky nothings pressed up against a mighty oak by way of our loin-bursting passions is more than just a passing fancy. Enjoy.

Kate Moss Spreads Her Legs for Esquire

Kate Moss like you’ve never seen her before, with her legs spread apart. Okay, so you have seen that before, but we still cherish each and every time this veteran supermodel so willingly shares of her private looks and bits, not shy by any means I can think of.

Featured in the new edition of Esquire magazine, Kate talks about a whole bunch of stuff that sounds important but I mostly tune out while staring at her panties and sheer outfits. Kate’s still a good looker in my book, and being a good looker is all I’m really good at. So, here I am left staring at her undies. I kind of like my lot in life. Enjoy.