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Laura Haddock Flashes Hot Legs for Esquire

By Bill Swift | April 23, 2013 @ 8:52 am
Laura Haddock Sexy Legs in Esquire May 2013
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If you're a regular tuner-in to our Boob Tube Roundup, then you saw Laura Haddock quite topless yesterday in her role on the new Starz show, DaVinci's Demons. And if you didn't see it, then what the heck is wrong with you?

We're digging on Laura Haddock, if not before, then certainly now as her pimping and promotional tour takes a stop at Esquire magazine, which manages to make her look both super class and super hot. A pair of enticing legs does not hurt. Well, it hurts a little. While her last name might invoke images of fish and chips at a London area pub, keep staring at those legs and you'll soon be thinking cod. Enjoy.

Laura Haddock Sexy Legs in Esquire May 2013
Laura Haddock Sexy Legs in Esquire May 2013
Laura Haddock Sexy Legs in Esquire May 2013
Laura Haddock Sexy Legs in Esquire May 2013
Laura Haddock Sexy Legs in Esquire May 2013
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Alison Brie Sextastic in Teasy Swimsuit for Esquire

By Bill Swift | April 16, 2013 @ 1:07 pm
Alison Brie Sexy Hot in Esquire May 2013
Alison Brie Sexy Hot in Esquire May 2013
Alison Brie Sexy Hot in Esquire May 2013
Alison Brie Sexy Hot in Esquire May 2013
Alison Brie Sexy Hot in Esquire May 2013
Alison Brie Sexy Hot in Esquire May 2013
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Alison Brie doesn't really get enough love. I know you lust her as the attainable girl next door, while I see her as the female plumber who comes to fix my tub drain clogged oddly with Jelly Bellys, we all have our Alison Brie dreams. But she just never gives us much to work with in terms of being lazy men who'd rather not have to do all the work with our eyes and imaginations. Until now.

The good folks at Esquire have an amazing new spread of Alison, all kinds of teasy fun time in her swimsuit by the pool. It's not quite naughty, but it's not quite innocent either. I think that might just be the perfect note for Alison. A little naughty good girl inspiration. Enjoy.

Be sure to read the full Alison Brie interview with Esquire.

ALISON BRIE CAN REALLY TURN IT ON
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Adriana Lima Is Barely Dressed and Magically Delicious

By Bill Swift | April 11, 2013 @ 10:56 am
Adriana Lima Covered Topless in Esquire UK May 2013
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Wow, just wow. Adriana Lima may just be, nay, is, one of the hottest women in the world. You start removing clothing and start adding only my third favorite sugary breakfast cereal ever, and, voila, instant awesome.

Adriana Lima makes a skin-filled sextastic appearance in Esquire U.K. in just a small few of my new favorite Adriana Lima pictures every. She exudes lust inducement seemingly out of every pore, although a taste test would be required to confirm that fact. Wow, I say! Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Covered Topless in Esquire UK May 2013
Adriana Lima Covered Topless in Esquire UK May 2013
Adriana Lima Covered Topless in Esquire UK May 2013
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Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico Para Perfección

By Bill Swift | April 9, 2013 @ 8:52 am
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Esquire Mexico April 2013
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Honestly, I'm getting tired of of hearing myself say, 'There's no way Nina Agdal could get any hotter', but, the young Danish hotshot has done it again, with a covered topless pictorial in Esquire Mexico that will send at least part of your body to the moon.

Since the day we first feasted leering eyes upon the then small time Nina Agdal and predicted her meteoric rise to the top of the modeling charts, we've been beyond smitten with this incredibly sextastic Nordic lust-bomb. She has that unique Tier-A+ quality of looks about her that tells me it's time to stop assuming she's hit her ceiling, and just revel in watching her elevate to new heights of hotness. Enjoy.

NINA AGDAL HOTNESS KNOWS NO WORDLY LIMITS
Nina Agdal Sexy Photoshoot in Love Cat Magazine
Nina Agdal Sexy Photoshoot in Love Cat Magazine
Nina Agdal Sexy Photoshoot in Love Cat Magazine
Nina Agdal Sexy Photoshoot in Love Cat Magazine
Nina Agdal Sexy Photoshoot in Love Cat Magazine
Nina Agdal Sexy Photoshoot in Love Cat Magazine
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Rachel Weisz Is My Sexy Super Secret Girlfriend in Esquire

By Bill Swift | April 2, 2013 @ 7:42 am
Rachel Weisz Sexy in Esquire Magazine April 2013
Rachel Weisz Sexy in Esquire Magazine April 2013
Rachel Weisz Sexy in Esquire Magazine April 2013
Rachel Weisz Sexy in Esquire Magazine April 2013
Rachel Weisz Sexy in Esquire Magazine April 2013
Rachel Weisz Sexy in Esquire Magazine April 2013
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I know that Rachel Weisz is kind of married or something to James Bond, but that has done little to squelch my super secret teen-diary type crush on the Hebrew School hottie whose children I would like to bear. Or vice-versa. I'm flexible. Just so long as we couple in the manner of our forebears, preferably thrice an evening before some type of roaring fire. Although Rachel would have to build the fire, I was kicked out of Boy Scouts for inappropriate allowing of touches before we got to fire building.

Featured in Esquire's current edition, Rachel ever looks classy, hot, and kind of like the alluring new neighbor on the block you make an excuse to go visit. I don't bake or have any useful household skills, so I usually just drop by and invite the fine ladies to be part of my neighborhood watch program, which is mostly me and a flashlight and some borderline invasions of privacy. Oh, Rachel, you are a fine looking woman. Enjoy.

THIS RACHEL WEISZ IN BLACK AND WHITE SET IS TRULY MY FAVORITE
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Lena Headey Turns Up the Heat Many Degrees in Esquire

By Bill Swift | March 26, 2013 @ 12:15 pm
Lena Headey Looks Super Hot in Esquire March 2013
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If you didn't dig Britty hottie tattooed thespianic Lena Headey from 300 or from Game of Thrones, prepare now to fall in lust courtesy of her new playful hot lingerie type pictorial for Esquire magazine.

Lena is one of those vastly underrated hotties who you see on the screen, promise yourself you're going to remember later on (for scientific classification purposes, naturally), but then forget until you lay ogling eyes upon her once more and the whole process begins anew. Well, now, take some time and feast your peeps upon her hotness and let it sink in for a bit. She deserves it. As do you. Enjoy.

Lena Headey Looks Super Hot in Esquire March 2013
Lena Headey Looks Super Hot in Esquire March 2013
Lena Headey Looks Super Hot in Esquire March 2013
Lena Headey Looks Super Hot in Esquire March 2013
Lena Headey Looks Super Hot in Esquire March 2013
Lena Headey Looks Super Hot in Esquire March 2013
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Jenna Dewan Lingerie Pictures Light Up Pre-MILFhood Hotness for Esquire

By Bill Swift | February 19, 2013 @ 9:11 am
Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013
Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013
Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013
Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013
Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013
Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013
Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013
Jenna Dewan Lingerie Photoshoot in Esquire March 2013
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At one time, Jenna Dewan (now married to Channing Tatum, but we don't use married last names in Hollywood until 3+ years of marriage, since that saves us 97% of official name changes on the site) had one of the finest bottom sides in all of Hottieville, and perhaps she will again some day, as the model and actress faces pending motherhood, going out with a sextastic bang prior to blowing up with a lingerie pictorial on the pages of this month's Esquire magazine.

Now, we can respect a woman who wants to show off her hotness before turning into a progeny machine, pretty much like we respect the sexy celebs who show off during and after pregnancy as well. We love our women in all stages of their female form. In fact, we just really like seeing hot girls nekkid, or near nekkid in little bits of lingerie. And Jenna Dewan, she's might fine. Enjoy.

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