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Edita Vilkeviciute Covered Topless Glorious Hand-Bras for Elle

I know it seems like forever that I've been courting Lithuanian super hottie supermodel Edita Vilkeviciute to be my betrothed, forever and forever, or until the sex stops being any good, so maybe like a year or two if we're being honest. And it seems like I've made little progress in this martial regard. But while some might be deterred by the lack of response to over 882 separate letters of passion mailed to Edita in the past three years, 14 of which contained things that have grown on my body, I just see it as a super sextastic catty woman playing the long teasy game of seduction.

And seduce Edita does in her latest pictorial in Elle magazine France where the long and lean beauty gets so excited, she has to touch her own hot self, wrapping her long fingers around her funbags to keep herself looking modest, and/or just really effin' hot. While we'd love for the kitten to lose her mittens and flash her bare loves to the world, there's something super passion inducing about Edita and her hand-bras, the kind I hope to unhook on the evening of our wedding. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Covered Topless for Wicked Hot Photoshoot

Nina Agdal can do no wrong in my book. But she can do so much so very right. I'd tip big just to watch this Danish treat take out the garbage, or clean her toothbrush cup. Thankfully, it won't cost you a dime to see the supreme young beauty covered topless and truly sextastic in this Nicholas Routzen photoshoot. Damn, damn, damn. And yes, throw in a couple more damns because I do believe some fun time is visible through these sheer and lacey outfits.

Nina Agdal is only just beginning. Hard to imagine this is just the tip of the iceberg. Enjoy.

Clare Bowen, Naya Rivera, Christa Miller, Jennifer Morrison Covered Nekkid in Allure

Well, Allure magazine has kind of outdone themselves once again. And clearly outdone many men's magazine as well, with their long anticipated almost kind of nekkid celebrity spread in their May edition. This go-round we get to almost see Naya Rivera from Glee (previously published), Clare Bowen the hottie from Nashville, Christa Miller the cutie from Scrubs, and Jennifer Morrison from House. All quite contorted to avoid getting nasty letters from the pearl clutchers of this world who find the nekkid female form to be an insult to their sensibilities, but enough skin to instill in us the exact type of lust that those pearl clutchers fear.

Bless you, Allure. You're a doing your damndest to instill some European sensibilities about celebrity skin onto American soil (and, yeah, I love the good old U.S.A., but let's face it, Europe has it going on us in regards to women showing skin in popular media and nobody freaking out about 'the children').

Lacey Banghard Barely Dressed and Banana Sucking in FHM

Shocked. Shocked am I to see the belusted Lacey Banghard in clothing.

Well, it's not much clothing, and she's hot as hell in this delicious FHM magazine spread, but it's still an unusual sight. Having said that, I'm willing to concede that some tease factor with the itty bits of clothes and hand-bras and that banana sucking can be every bit as passion inducing as Lacey's straight up topless pictures.

Shit, I think I might be evolving into a more mature man. Nah, it's probably just gas. Enjoy.

(For more on Lacey Banghard and other cover girls head to FHM.com.)

Naya Rivera Covered Nekkid for Allure

If you pay attention to this site, and you probably don't, you know that it's verboten to openly watch Glee, although you can certainly ogle the small handful of female hotties that comprise its thespianic singing cast. Today would be the turn for Naya Rivera. Naya appears in the covered nekkid photo series in the upcoming edition of Allure, and it's, well, it's quite the sight.

Hot woman nekkid in a chair, arms and leg subtly akimbo. I'll say this for Allure, today they're living up to their name.

Check out Naya Rivera Stripteasing Video Before She Was Famous

Adriana Lima Is Barely Dressed and Magically Delicious

Wow, just wow. Adriana Lima may just be, nay, is, one of the hottest women in the world. You start removing clothing and start adding only my third favorite sugary breakfast cereal ever, and, voila, instant awesome.

Adriana Lima makes a skin-filled sextastic appearance in Esquire U.K. in just a small few of my new favorite Adriana Lima pictures every. She exudes lust inducement seemingly out of every pore, although a taste test would be required to confirm that fact. Wow, I say! Enjoy.

Sara Sampaio Utterly Sextastic Portuguese Victory Dance in Be

You know I've previously called Sara Sampaio the hottest Portuguese woman in the world. I go out on limbs like that and don't think it doesn't hurt my chance of getting lucky when in Lisbon. But I do what I do out of respect for my craft. And Sara does what she does out of respect for her craft. Only my craft can't exist without Sara's craft which is the art of looking utterly sextastic.

Again in Be magazine, Sara puts on a simple, but impressively stunning show of hotness that only confirms my superlative judgement of her world standing. Yes, all other Portuguese women are currently second in the standings behind Sara. But this season literally never ends. Enjoy.

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