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Patricia Jordane’s Racy Half-Nekkid Photoshoot In Paris

The incredibly hot Patricia Jordane had a rollicking partially nude time in Paris. She wears different outfits that showed off her considerable assets. Namely her large and quite spectacular funbags. They are immense in the best way possible. All of the ensembles are super hot, especially the black unitard with all the wholes cut in the side. But it gets better when she just goes ahead and takes all of that stuff off and is just partially or completely nekkid. It’s covered topless paradise. Patricia also has quite an amazing booty. It’s round and smooth and makes you just want to reach out and smack it. But you can’t because it’s just a picture and if you did you would get arrested.

They let you do this kind of thing in Paris. When I was there a couple of years ago I saw plenty of boobies out and about. They are more progressive than us about those kinds of things.

Rihanna Is Super Sexy In Elle Magazine

Pop princess and seriously sexy person Rihanna is smoking hot in a spread in the December issue of Elle Magazine. She wears different revealing outfits that all feature some serious cleav. But the really exciting pics are the ones that are covered topless. Rihanna has an incredibly boobtacular pair of funbags. They are big and plump like a melon only made of booby flesh. I’ve been a fan of Rihanna’s ta-tas since back when I first saw them in one of those Bring It On movies that she was in for some reason. The movie wasn’t great but it did feature Rihanna’s boobies. I’d like to thank Elle Magazine for making these pics happen. A special shout out goes to whoever thought up Rihanna just going ahead and taking her shirt off.

Luckily, Rihanna likes to have her chichis hanging out a good deal of the time. Call it fashion, call it provocative, I am all for it.

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless Covered in Lui Magazine for a Little Hint of the MILF Freshness

I do so love my hottie moms. They’re just a special delight in the spectrum of all things female and sextastic. The miracle of the regeneration of the species combined with hot long legs and beautiful funbags. It really is a special kind of tingle when viewing the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio being cheeky and slightly boobtastic in the new edition of Lui magazine. I’m not exactly sure why Alessandra is doing a bit of the modesty thing in this particular pictorial given her non-reluctance to flash her incredibly perfect peaches, but she has the allure and charm and hot body to still make the visual experiences more than compelling.

Hot moms deserve a national day of praise. We have Mother’s Day, but that’s a little vague. I don’t want to think about titillating moms while buying my own moms flowers from the simplest online one-click shopping site available. We need a MILF Day when we say thanks to mommy hotties in little shorts and covered topless photo shoots. I’ll get one of those White House petitions going, see where it lands. The hot moms need our help. I’m on it. Enjoy.

Rihanna Crazy Hot Sweaty and Covered Topless in Esquire

Wow. Damn. And one more wow. I don’t care if you’re a Rihanna luster such as myself or not, you have to admit this Bajan diva photographs like just about none other. You throw in half-nekkid wardrobe, covered topless, and all kinds of water and oil spray downs, and this Rihanna picture set in the December edition of Esquire magazine is simply off the charts. I’m not sure who makes the charts, but if you do, please let them know they might need a bigger chart.

I’ve been fond of Rihanna since first we met in the virtual eyeballing era. That body on this sultry pop star, it’s just an epically cut diamond in the heavenly rough. Those long taut legs and tight abs and beautiful boobtastic all wrapped in a preening, posing, exhibitionist unctuous shimmering form. It’s just something to behold. And or hold if you ever should be so fortunate. Well done, Rihanna. We’ve got room on the bandwagon if you want to climb aboard. Enjoy.

Kris Karson Wet and Dripping By Popular Request

Okay, I made the randy title, but the find belongs entirely to EgoReader ‘Generous Ben’ (I know) and his undying lust for all things teen model Kris Karson. I’m feeling super generous this week and bowing to so many crayon drawn request letters. It’s either my monthly or I’m just filled with the spirit of the season, which has been Christmas since about September 15 according to my local CVS store. It’s not like I concede to reader demands without a reason, you need only look at Kris Kardson in this dripping wet and see-through pictorial to understand that reason.

I happen to have a thing for hot young brunettes showering in their nighties. It’s sort of how I like to imagine the freshman girls dorms at the major state colleges that were far too fun and exciting for me to attend. Kris reminds me of every girl I ever daydreamed about back in the day, only to be roundly responded to with a ‘why don’t you take a picture, it will last longer’ snide comment. Though I did take that advice to heart and start taking pictures and, well, here we are. Welcome to Egotastic!, Kris, please, don’t grab a towel, don’t dry off, but do linger awhile. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out the official Kris Karson teen model website for all your hot young model in wet lingerie needs.

Courtney Stodden Bloody Boobtastic Halloween Madness

Well, we just had to trail with a little blood here hours before I go and rob my neighbors of all their fake chocolate compound candy bars. I wish we had more Belgian and Swiss families on the street to show some pride and pass out the real stuff. Nevertheless, may I never look down upon a Nestle Crunch bite in my living years.

Courtney Stodden got into the Halloween spirit with copious amounts of fangs, funbags, and fake blood. Not exactly scream queen, but squeamishly chesty queen for sure. Say what you will about Courtney, she maintains a body built for show, especially around all the holidays. She’s a master of attention. It’s Halloween, go on, give her some. It’s just like candy! Enjoy.

 

Sara Malkul Lane Covered Topless And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Sweet mother of funbags, check out these pics of Sara Malakul Lane covered topless. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Osbourne is looking pretty hot these days in this bikini pic. (Huffington Post)

Alyssa Barbara sure knows how to fill out a . (Drunken Stepfather)

Meanwhile, in Yesica Toscanini in bikini news…(Popoholic)

Do you wanna see some Vanessa Hudgens sideboob? Sure, you do! (The Superficial)

Kat Dennings is getting Grobanned in this cleavtacular dress. (Dlisted)

Kate Upton doesn’t need a bra constricting those lovely ta-tas. (COED)