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Jehane ‘GiGi’ Paris Lingerie Shoot For Neave Bozorgi

Redonkulously hot model Jehane 'Gigi' Paris showed off her stuff in a shoot for the August Neave Bozorgi. By stuff I mean her truly spectacular boobs. She's covered topless but that doesn't mean you don't get some nice sideboob shots. She's got a perfect set of ta-tas, like seriously flawless. Her booty is also pretty extraordinary. I particularly like the pics where she is wearing lacey girly panties on a bed. It's naughty and nice. Jehane has got that whole sexy girl-next-door that you lay in your bed and dream about thing down pat. I like black and white spreads like this and not just because I'm a pretentious moron that went to film school. There is just something sexy and old school about them. Like the nudies your grandfather probably looked at only the girls are a little less thick and have better landscaping, if you know what I mean.

Jehane should just wear lingerie as her everyday wear. She lives in Miami so the climate would totally allow her to do so. Well, except when there are hurricanes, I guess.

Brittney Palmer Topless Covered Hot Body Shoot for Fitness Gurls Magazine

I'm beginning to think the good folks at Fitness Gurls must share some genetic similarities with myself. They certainly do have a fondness for getting some of the finest, fittest, female forms around mostly nekkid for some body worshipping photoshoots.

Their latest incarnation of lust inducement is the outrageously hot UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer who poses and preens barely covered in some bikinis and booty shorts to show what a regular and hard working gym routine can do for a model's body. Also, what leering at a sextastic woman such as Brittney can do to a man's body. Consider it a mini-dead lift for a portion of your body. Brittney, you are so fine, I can't believe I've yet to camp out at your doorstep with a note pinned to my body, 'Please, care for me in the manner of a wet nurse'. You never know until you ask. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Fitness Gurls

Zoe Saldana Naked Almost Kind of For Women’s Health

There they go again, those silly magazines promising nekkidness and only delivering half way. Thankfully, it's Zoe Saldana without any clothes on and barely covered up, which means it's a whole lot of temptation and allure nonetheless.

Featured in the latest edition of Women's Health magazine, the very healthy and now very pregnant Zoe Saldana shows off pretty much every inch of her body, save for our favorite inches, including a tight little booty that just seems ever so caressable. I'm not sure that's actually a real word, but it ought to be. Zoe most definitely looks healthy to me. Obviously, I'd need my goggles and rubber tipped pliers to do a more thorough examination. Offshore naturally, where the laws regarding such inspections are more lax. Zoe, you are super hot. Becoming a mommy only makes you ten points higher in my book. And, yes, I do have a book. Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan Topless Almost Boobtastic Show Continues to Be An Alluring Meme

You might call Helen Flanagan the Katy Cocktease of England. Albeit, she's quite a bit more obvious in her implementation of the almost all of my amazing ta-ta's on display strategy. She does have some absolutely luscious funbags. And they are absolutely almost entirely on display in so many wonderful pictorials. Like this bit of uplifting visual wonderment in the current FHM magazine, the British lads magazine. Helen has managed to select a half dozen or more outfits that highlight her massive headlights without fulling showing off her world's eighth wonders. There's almost some praise to be given for such staging, you know, if it were the devil's work.

Helen Flanagan has some of the finest set of mammaries attached to a crazy sextastic woman walking the face of this planet. Somebody in Parliament needs to draft a bill that gets over to Maggie Thatcher or whoever's in charge and compel Helen to spend at least every other Tuesday topless in a public location. I can guarantee you it will help tourism, in the least. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Preggo See-Through Covered Topless Mama to Be Goodness in V Magazine

You know I happen to have a thing for pregnant ladies showing off their swelling MILFtastic. What can I say, I'm a big fan of womanhood at all stages. Yes, I know, you can mail my feminist awards to my mailbox at the Bowl and Brew. There's just something about alluring ladies with the added miracle of creation of new life that swelters my internal thermometer. Also, of course, the added enticement of not having to worry about anybody getting knocked up by accident.

Christina Aguilera took it off, kind of all off minus the hand bra, for V magazine to show off her upcoming baby to be and her killer gestational curves. There might be a few tricks of the trade employed herein to improve certain features, but seeing Christina's milkers to be and her bare all over skin is certainly something that tickles this preggo fetishists fancy. We probably won't see Christina showing off again for another six months or more, so I'm absorbing this all slowly. You may absorb at your own pace. Enjoy.

Grazy And Rafaela Fornazieri Kissing For A Sexy Photoshoot

Sexy, busty twins Grazy and Rafaela Fornazieri are covered topless and kissing for a photoshoot for the Miss Butt Brazil contest. There is so much going on in these pictures. First of all, these girls have amazing bodies. They are curvy, tan, and tight like the good Lord intended. They have huge ta-tas. Huge. And if there is any justice in this world their plump but pert bootys will win the Miss Butt Brazil competition. I just can't imagine that anyone will top them especially since there are two of them. It would be nice if they were completely topless but one shouldn't get greedy.

Then there is the kiss. I know they are sisters but it's still friggin' sexy to see two women kiss. If there is something that will stop any man, I don't care who it is, in their tracks it is the sight of two hot girls kissing.

Kendall Jenner Topless But Arm Covered in Love Magazine

Kendall Jenner is having a ball of a time along her barely legal year of introduction to real modeling. It's not everything we thought or hoped we'd get from the ambitious taller, slender Kardashian, but I think we are getting closer. It's all related to cost-benefit analysis performed by Kris in her dungeon lair.

Kendall is featured barely covered in the Autumn 2014 edition of Love magazine. That's the London magazine that has led to many a model become quite risque. We've linked you out to bits of this before, but herein is the fullest photo gallery possible of hot lanky long Kendall doing what she does best. Posing. Enjoy.