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Nina Agdal Covered Topless Outtakes from Esquire Are Exquisitely Hot

You know how much I go on and on like a hyperactive little girl about outtakes. I love outtakes. They are almost always more sextastic than the original published pictures. Take for fortunate example, Nina Agdal in these ridiculously hot outtakes from her recent Esquire magazine photoshoot.

Kudos to the good folks at Esquire for recognizing the goodness that lies within and without this uber-smoking hot Danish delight. And even more praise for releasing the photos that somehow never made it to the published pages. Just simply passion inducing photos of one seriously good looking woman. Enjoy.

Fernanda Marin Loses Her Bikini Top for Almost Peek-a-Boo Greatness

Fernanda Marin is a super faptastic looking Brazilian model and TV show hostess trying to cut it up north here in Yankee town, and by the looks of her photoshoot in Malibu and somewhat staged, but still quite awesome bikini top loss, I'd say she's making great headway, err, bodyway.

As a general ambassador of hotness to the world, I would like to extend an invitation to all sextastic women from 200 or however many nations we have now in the world to come to America in bikinis and lose your tops in our waters. I'll bring the wine and crudite platter. Enjoy.

Check Out Fernanda Marin In Her English Language Demo Reel »

Zoe Saldana Covered Nekkid for Allure

Well, Zoe Saldana is about as nekkid as nekkid can be without showing any of her fun bits. Still, a tip of the cap to Allure magazine for getting some sweet top celebrity females to take all of their clothes off and pose for the cameras, even if some subtle arm and hip movements block a perfectly good view of heaven.

Zoe Saldana is one of the thespianics we admire for her willingness to show serious skin in her movie roles. And, as far as women's magazines go, this is pretty racy. Still, if she were to paint herself entirely blue and unfurl her arms and legs, I just might die of over-happiness. Enjoy.

 

Debora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga

You know we love our Latina celebrities. Dark and sultry and magically passion inducing, such as music video show hostess and en fuego model Debora Comba who graces the pages of Chilanga Surf magazine, a totally gratis magazine for men down Mexico way. No five-finger discounts running full tilt from the newsstand or barber shop for our friends South of the Border. Full on sextastica of a covered topless Debora Comba for the price of zero.

In sharp contrast, I'd gladly give all seventy-two dollars of my life saving overs to Debora just to have her order me to clean her kitchen. But that topic's not covered in the magazine. Neither is the darkly hot Debora. Thankfully. Enjoy.

(Be sure to follow Chilanga Surf on Twitter and Chilanga Surf on Facebook.)

Lily Aldridge Covered Topless and Red Hot for Victoria’s Secret

Lily Aldridge certainly deserves a little more attention. I mean, any girl who can sell clothes by not really wearing any deserve a special type of salute. And while it would not be polite for a man to give that salute in public, take a look at Lily covering herself up barely for Victoria's Secret and you'll see what I'm saying.

I'm not exactly sure how the whole twisted body covered topless pose came into being, though I know I do love it. It's not exactly as if women walk around with their bodies contorted and their forearms covering their chest puppies. Though what a fine world that would be. While not the inventor, Lily Aldridge is one of the perfecters, so, today, we salute her. Not together mind you, but, each of us, privately. Enjoy.

Maria Fowler Barely Covered Topless Glorious Ginger Hotness in Loaded

We first came to know Maria Fowler through her participation in the craptastic The Only Way Is Essex reality show. But we soon came to lust her through her various low cut dresses, panties peeks, and just exhibition of her faptastic ginger topped body. Well, this is what you might call the coup d'grace. Or I would, because I only know three or four things in French and probably spelled that one wrong as it is.

But this pictorial in Loaded magazine of the deliciously curvy Maria Fowler is simply and ridiculously sextastic. Wow. Almost makes me long for the time I used to feel magazines in my hand, in the dark, in my room, with a flashlight, and a lot of impure thoughts. Those were the days, only they didn't include Maria, yet. Enjoy.

Amanda Bynes Half Nekkid on Twitter; Expect More to Follow

I'm trying to put the positive spin on this whole Amanda Bynes meltdown. And, basically, it boils down to her showing more and more of herself on camera as the combination of her need for attention and whatever else it is going on in her noggin combine forces for likely even more epic self-published pics to follow. While we always highlight the best of the Twitpics each Thursday, this particular photo array from Amanda certainly deserves a call out.

I suppose if she starts taking photos without her fake hair and gets into some sort of weirdly destructive visual mode, we might have to pull back a bit in our straight up ogling of these exposing images. I mean, we'll still look, obviously, but maybe a tad bit more discreetly. For now, take in Amanda Bynes. She wants you to. And, enjoy.

(Thanks to the many many of you EgoReaders who helped out by sending us copies of these pictures. Why are you following Amanda on Twitter again?)

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