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Zoe Saldana Covered Nekkid for Allure

By Bill Swift | May 14, 2013 @ 9:40 am
Zoe Saldana Covered Her Nekkid Body for Allure June 2013
Zoe Saldana Covered Her Nekkid Body for Allure June 2013
Zoe Saldana Covered Her Nekkid Body for Allure June 2013
Zoe Saldana Covered Her Nekkid Body for Allure June 2013
Zoe Saldana Covered Her Nekkid Body for Allure June 2013
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Well, Zoe Saldana is about as nekkid as nekkid can be without showing any of her fun bits. Still, a tip of the cap to Allure magazine for getting some sweet top celebrity females to take all of their clothes off and pose for the cameras, even if some subtle arm and hip movements block a perfectly good view of heaven.

Zoe Saldana is one of the thespianics we admire for her willingness to show serious skin in her movie roles. And, as far as women's magazines go, this is pretty racy. Still, if she were to paint herself entirely blue and unfurl her arms and legs, I just might die of over-happiness. Enjoy.

ZOE SALDANA WAS SUPER BAD ASS AND WICKED HOT IN COLOMBIANA
Zoe Saldana Promotional Stills for Colombiana
Zoe Saldana Promotional Stills for Colombiana
Zoe Saldana Promotional Stills for Colombiana
Zoe Saldana Promotional Stills for Colombiana
Zoe Saldana Promotional Stills for Colombiana
Zoe Saldana Promotional Stills for Colombiana
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Debora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 1:04 pm
Débora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga Surf Magazine
Débora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga Surf Magazine
Débora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga Surf Magazine
Débora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga Surf Magazine
Débora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga Surf Magazine
Débora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga Surf Magazine
Débora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga Surf Magazine
Débora Comba Covered Topless in Chilanga Surf Magazine
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Debora Comba Topless
Debora Comba in Playboy Argentina
Debora takes it off for the Bunny magazine Sudamericana style. 17 Photos »

You know we love our Latina celebrities. Dark and sultry and magically passion inducing, such as music video show hostess and en fuego model Debora Comba who graces the pages of Chilanga Surf magazine, a totally gratis magazine for men down Mexico way. No five-finger discounts running full tilt from the newsstand or barber shop for our friends South of the Border. Full on sextastica of a covered topless Debora Comba for the price of zero.

In sharp contrast, I'd gladly give all seventy-two dollars of my life saving overs to Debora just to have her order me to clean her kitchen. But that topic's not covered in the magazine. Neither is the darkly hot Debora. Thankfully. Enjoy.

(Be sure to follow Chilanga Surf on Twitter and Chilanga Surf on Facebook.)

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Lily Aldridge Covered Topless and Red Hot for Victoria’s Secret

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 8:25 am
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
Lily Aldridge Covered Topless Pics for Victoria's Secret May 2013
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Lily Aldridge certainly deserves a little more attention. I mean, any girl who can sell clothes by not really wearing any deserve a special type of salute. And while it would not be polite for a man to give that salute in public, take a look at Lily covering herself up barely for Victoria's Secret and you'll see what I'm saying.

I'm not exactly sure how the whole twisted body covered topless pose came into being, though I know I do love it. It's not exactly as if women walk around with their bodies contorted and their forearms covering their chest puppies. Though what a fine world that would be. While not the inventor, Lily Aldridge is one of the perfecters, so, today, we salute her. Not together mind you, but, each of us, privately. Enjoy.

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Maria Fowler Barely Covered Topless Glorious Ginger Hotness in Loaded

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 12:46 pm
Maria Fowler Covered Topless in Loaded Magazine June 2013
Maria Fowler Covered Topless in Loaded Magazine June 2013
Maria Fowler Covered Topless in Loaded Magazine June 2013
Maria Fowler Covered Topless in Loaded Magazine June 2013
Maria Fowler Covered Topless in Loaded Magazine June 2013
Maria Fowler Covered Topless in Loaded Magazine June 2013
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We first came to know Maria Fowler through her participation in the craptastic The Only Way Is Essex reality show. But we soon came to lust her through her various low cut dresses, panties peeks, and just exhibition of her faptastic ginger topped body. Well, this is what you might call the coup d'grace. Or I would, because I only know three or four things in French and probably spelled that one wrong as it is.

But this pictorial in Loaded magazine of the deliciously curvy Maria Fowler is simply and ridiculously sextastic. Wow. Almost makes me long for the time I used to feel magazines in my hand, in the dark, in my room, with a flashlight, and a lot of impure thoughts. Those were the days, only they didn't include Maria, yet. Enjoy.

BEHIND THE SCENES OF MARIA'S 2012 CALENDAR SHOOT, OH, MY
Maria Fowler 2012 Calendar Behind the Scenes
Maria Fowler 2012 Calendar Behind the Scenes
Maria Fowler 2012 Calendar Behind the Scenes
Maria Fowler 2012 Calendar Behind the Scenes
Maria Fowler 2012 Calendar Behind the Scenes
Maria Fowler 2012 Calendar Behind the Scenes
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Amanda Bynes Half Nekkid on Twitter; Expect More to Follow

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2013 @ 12:52 am
Amanda Bynes Shows Off On Twitter
Amanda Bynes Shows Off On Twitter
Amanda Bynes Shows Off On Twitter
Amanda Bynes Shows Off On Twitter
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I'm trying to put the positive spin on this whole Amanda Bynes meltdown. And, basically, it boils down to her showing more and more of herself on camera as the combination of her need for attention and whatever else it is going on in her noggin combine forces for likely even more epic self-published pics to follow. While we always highlight the best of the Twitpics each Thursday, this particular photo array from Amanda certainly deserves a call out.

I suppose if she starts taking photos without her fake hair and gets into some sort of weirdly destructive visual mode, we might have to pull back a bit in our straight up ogling of these exposing images. I mean, we'll still look, obviously, but maybe a tad bit more discreetly. For now, take in Amanda Bynes. She wants you to. And, enjoy.

(Thanks to the many many of you EgoReaders who helped out by sending us copies of these pictures. Why are you following Amanda on Twitter again?)

AMANDA BYNES BACK IN THE TV STARLET DAYS
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Edita Vilkeviciute Covered Topless Glorious Hand-Bras for Elle

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 10:00 am
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013
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I know it seems like forever that I've been courting Lithuanian super hottie supermodel Edita Vilkeviciute to be my betrothed, forever and forever, or until the sex stops being any good, so maybe like a year or two if we're being honest. And it seems like I've made little progress in this martial regard. But while some might be deterred by the lack of response to over 882 separate letters of passion mailed to Edita in the past three years, 14 of which contained things that have grown on my body, I just see it as a super sextastic catty woman playing the long teasy game of seduction.

And seduce Edita does in her latest pictorial in Elle magazine France where the long and lean beauty gets so excited, she has to touch her own hot self, wrapping her long fingers around her funbags to keep herself looking modest, and/or just really effin' hot. While we'd love for the kitten to lose her mittens and flash her bare loves to the world, there's something super passion inducing about Edita and her hand-bras, the kind I hope to unhook on the evening of our wedding. Enjoy.

OH, MY FUTURE WIFE DOES WEAR A BIKINI QUITE WELL
Edita Vikeviciute Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot
Edita Vikeviciute Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot
Edita Vikeviciute Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot
Edita Vikeviciute Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot
Edita Vikeviciute Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot
Edita Vikeviciute Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot
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Nina Agdal Covered Topless for Wicked Hot Photoshoot

By Bill Swift | April 24, 2013 @ 8:16 am
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
Nina Agdal Covered Topless in Nicholas Routzen Photoshoot
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Nina Agdal can do no wrong in my book. But she can do so much so very right. I'd tip big just to watch this Danish treat take out the garbage, or clean her toothbrush cup. Thankfully, it won't cost you a dime to see the supreme young beauty covered topless and truly sextastic in this Nicholas Routzen photoshoot. Damn, damn, damn. And yes, throw in a couple more damns because I do believe some fun time is visible through these sheer and lacey outfits.

Nina Agdal is only just beginning. Hard to imagine this is just the tip of the iceberg. Enjoy.

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