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Colleen Shannon Uses Her Jugs To Sell Expensive Water

DJ Colleen Shannon had her turntables out and spinning in this photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu. Colleen started off wearing a tiny blue bikini that showed off those gorgeous knockers splendidly. But you know what makes a better top? If there is no top! She seems to have lost it in the surf and only had her hands to try and hide the massive bulk of those famous subwoofers of hers. Needless to say, there is all kinds of tasty boobie flesh sticking out of her tender little fingers. But let's not forget that booty, y'all. It's tight and fully packed. I often think on Colleen's booty and how magical it is. What I wouldn't give to snuggle up to those buns for a few minutes.

Paris Hilton was just named the top woman DJ at some awards show for DJs. I'm sure Colleen is feeling kind of sad. I'd gladly cheer her up.

Maitland Ward Hot Bosom Bodied Touchy Descent Into the Maelstrom

They're calling this a pre-production promo shoot for a film called Descent into the Maelstrom. I know it's an Edgar Allen Poe story because I remember not reading it when assigned in high school. I don't see the movie listing anywhere. Nevertheless, it did bring out Maitland Ward in almost no clothes for a marketing shoot of the boobtastic variety. Real film or not, the chance to see the most sextastically boobtastic cosplay girl of the mammarial moment is always worthwhile as the former Boy Meets World starlet barely covered her glorious cans and even flashed her midsection and an area my granny used to call the 'off limits'. I can say only this, Maitland seems to wax her off limits to a sheeny shine.

Maitland Ward has recently been in the media talking about how cool she is with utilizing her feminine bodily gifts to her career benefit. Kind of refreshing really to hear a woman relieve me of any leering type guilt I might be harboring. Honesty really is the best policy. Well, honestly along with serious skin flashes. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce Is Black and White and Almost Nekkid But Definitely Hot All Over

If it's true that black and white photography helps the viewer respond more intently to the subject matter of the photo rather than the distractions of color, then I have to say, Alyssa Arce and her magnificently alluring female form is one fine selection for a black and white expose.

Featured in this Dominic Petruzzi pictorial, the Playboy hottie and all around delicious model delight shows a coquettish side to her feminine guiles that is warming my cockles to about eleven hundred degrees Kelvin. I think that's hot, I can't remember. Needless to say, Alyssa, we can create our own colorful symphony from the melodic combinations of our breathless and sweaty lovemaking aerosolizing into the strata. I'll probably do most of the sweating, you just do what you do best, lay all feline and passion inducing wise. You and your outstanding body do it ever so well. Enjoy.

Caitlin O’Connor Topless But For HandBra Pimping the Bottled Water Juice

Oh, to be the lucky hand of Caitlin O'Connor, covering ever so not modestly her perfect set of funbags whilst pimping the bottled water on the beach in Malibu. I might be tempted to call for a curtain and a ten minute coffee break just to perfect my actually cup and hold of my tender nuggets. But that's me. I'm immodest. If I had boobs they'd find me soaked to death after 96 straight hours in the tub.

The 138 bottled water maniacs continue to bemuse me. I'm quite certain I've never seen a bottle of their water sold anywhere in stores. At least not the stores I frequent, which are albeit rather on the discount mart side. Still, if they're going to keep hiring models and getting them half-nekkid on the beach for fun time photoshoots, who am I too argue. The makers of ricin poison could launch similarly sextastic photoshoots and I'd get behind them in support. Enjoy.

Patricia Jordane’s Racy Half-Nekkid Photoshoot In Paris

The incredibly hot Patricia Jordane had a rollicking partially nude time in Paris. She wears different outfits that showed off her considerable assets. Namely her large and quite spectacular funbags. They are immense in the best way possible. All of the ensembles are super hot, especially the black unitard with all the wholes cut in the side. But it gets better when she just goes ahead and takes all of that stuff off and is just partially or completely nekkid. It's covered topless paradise. Patricia also has quite an amazing booty. It's round and smooth and makes you just want to reach out and smack it. But you can't because it's just a picture and if you did you would get arrested.

They let you do this kind of thing in Paris. When I was there a couple of years ago I saw plenty of boobies out and about. They are more progressive than us about those kinds of things.

Rihanna Is Super Sexy In Elle Magazine

Pop princess and seriously sexy person Rihanna is smoking hot in a spread in the December issue of Elle Magazine. She wears different revealing outfits that all feature some serious cleav. But the really exciting pics are the ones that are covered topless. Rihanna has an incredibly boobtacular pair of funbags. They are big and plump like a melon only made of booby flesh. I've been a fan of Rihanna's ta-tas since back when I first saw them in one of those Bring It On movies that she was in for some reason. The movie wasn't great but it did feature Rihanna's boobies. I'd like to thank Elle Magazine for making these pics happen. A special shout out goes to whoever thought up Rihanna just going ahead and taking her shirt off.

Luckily, Rihanna likes to have her chichis hanging out a good deal of the time. Call it fashion, call it provocative, I am all for it.

Rihanna Crazy Hot Sweaty and Covered Topless in Esquire

Wow. Damn. And one more wow. I don't care if you're a Rihanna luster such as myself or not, you have to admit this Bajan diva photographs like just about none other. You throw in half-nekkid wardrobe, covered topless, and all kinds of water and oil spray downs, and this Rihanna picture set in the December edition of Esquire magazine is simply off the charts. I'm not sure who makes the charts, but if you do, please let them know they might need a bigger chart.

I've been fond of Rihanna since first we met in the virtual eyeballing era. That body on this sultry pop star, it's just an epically cut diamond in the heavenly rough. Those long taut legs and tight abs and beautiful boobtastic all wrapped in a preening, posing, exhibitionist unctuous shimmering form. It's just something to behold. And or hold if you ever should be so fortunate. Well done, Rihanna. We've got room on the bandwagon if you want to climb aboard. Enjoy.