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Kendall Jenner Naked Nearly to Usher in the Week

You know me. I'm not big on omens. But starting off a week with a preview picture of Kendall Jenner and her racy new photoshoot from Russell James, well, let's just call this the opposite of Damien's black bird. That would be a good thing.

As is the sight of the still barely legal Kendall Jenner, or just Kendall as she's calling herself now in Manhattan, who shows why she has the chops to be a top flight model. Tall, lean, and ready to do what it takes to be noticed and relevant and hopefully even more naked next time. Just look at that body.

I can't wait to see the full set of pictures. I imagine we shall right here on this site. Welcome to the new week. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Nude Covered Boudoir Shots in GQ

While, a lot happened in the 36 hours or so we were down. One thing I did not see coming was Kim Kardashian being named British GQ's Woman of the Year. I'm not exactly sure who the choices were, but I'm guessing none of them offered to also pose mostly nude for the magazine.

You can see Kim Kardashian nude but elbow covered pics in GQ on WWTDD where I'm sure they also have a positive working theory on Kim's much deserved victory.  Enjoy.

BREAKING NEWS: Kate Upton Topless In Photos Leaked On Reddit

Updated Editor's Note: For all the requests, I can't tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

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In what has proven to be a downpour of celebrity leaked topless and nude photos today on Reddit and other outlets, the luscious Kate Upton appears in various topless selfies and shares with somebody or other. The cloud at least I suppose.

For the time being, we can not share these photos with you, although I'm certain that Reddit will continue to maintain their leaked pictures archive until such time as celebrity twin power activates and nukes their bunker. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless in Photo Magazine France

Hall of fame hottie Gisele Bundchen did the covered topless bit in Photo Magazine France's August 2014 issue. She wore a variety of different outfits including a metal bustier straight out of the Madonna 1991 collection. But the really spectacular pics are the ones of her wearing nothing at all. Only a strategically placed hand or kneee keeps us from seeing the whole package. Giselle's funbags are a work of art. I don't know if they are natural and I don't care. Whoever is responsible for creating those boobies deserves some kind of medal. Her booty is also an incredible feet of Brazilian engineering. Her booty cleft in some of these pictures is breathtaking. She's been one of the hottest women in the world for a long time and I don't see that changing anytime soon. She's as hot now as she was fifteen years ago.

Maybe she is some kind of alien from a planet of hot people that don't age and always look hot even when they are 52. That's a close encounter I'd like to have.

Jehane ‘GiGi’ Paris Lingerie Shoot For Neave Bozorgi

Redonkulously hot model Jehane 'Gigi' Paris showed off her stuff in a shoot for the August Neave Bozorgi. By stuff I mean her truly spectacular boobs. She's covered topless but that doesn't mean you don't get some nice sideboob shots. She's got a perfect set of ta-tas, like seriously flawless. Her booty is also pretty extraordinary. I particularly like the pics where she is wearing lacey girly panties on a bed. It's naughty and nice. Jehane has got that whole sexy girl-next-door that you lay in your bed and dream about thing down pat. I like black and white spreads like this and not just because I'm a pretentious moron that went to film school. There is just something sexy and old school about them. Like the nudies your grandfather probably looked at only the girls are a little less thick and have better landscaping, if you know what I mean.

Jehane should just wear lingerie as her everyday wear. She lives in Miami so the climate would totally allow her to do so. Well, except when there are hurricanes, I guess.

Brittney Palmer Topless Covered Hot Body Shoot for Fitness Gurls Magazine

I'm beginning to think the good folks at Fitness Gurls must share some genetic similarities with myself. They certainly do have a fondness for getting some of the finest, fittest, female forms around mostly nekkid for some body worshipping photoshoots.

Their latest incarnation of lust inducement is the outrageously hot UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer who poses and preens barely covered in some bikinis and booty shorts to show what a regular and hard working gym routine can do for a model's body. Also, what leering at a sextastic woman such as Brittney can do to a man's body. Consider it a mini-dead lift for a portion of your body. Brittney, you are so fine, I can't believe I've yet to camp out at your doorstep with a note pinned to my body, 'Please, care for me in the manner of a wet nurse'. You never know until you ask. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Fitness Gurls

Zoe Saldana Naked Almost Kind of For Women’s Health

There they go again, those silly magazines promising nekkidness and only delivering half way. Thankfully, it's Zoe Saldana without any clothes on and barely covered up, which means it's a whole lot of temptation and allure nonetheless.

Featured in the latest edition of Women's Health magazine, the very healthy and now very pregnant Zoe Saldana shows off pretty much every inch of her body, save for our favorite inches, including a tight little booty that just seems ever so caressable. I'm not sure that's actually a real word, but it ought to be. Zoe most definitely looks healthy to me. Obviously, I'd need my goggles and rubber tipped pliers to do a more thorough examination. Offshore naturally, where the laws regarding such inspections are more lax. Zoe, you are super hot. Becoming a mommy only makes you ten points higher in my book. And, yes, I do have a book. Enjoy.