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Sara Malkul Lane Covered Topless And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Sweet mother of funbags, check out these pics of Sara Malakul Lane covered topless. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Osbourne is looking pretty hot these days in this bikini pic. (Huffington Post)

Alyssa Barbara sure knows how to fill out a . (Drunken Stepfather)

Meanwhile, in Yesica Toscanini in bikini news...(Popoholic)

Do you wanna see some Vanessa Hudgens sideboob? Sure, you do! (The Superficial)

Kat Dennings is getting Grobanned in this cleavtacular dress. (Dlisted)

Kate Upton doesn't need a bra constricting those lovely ta-tas. (COED)

Charlotte McKinney Holds Her Own Nursing Degrees

Do you happen to like hot sextastic nurses holding their own ginormous melons in an attempt to take your temperature from across the room? Yeah, I know you do. Then prepare to fall deep into a semi-cramping but pleasantly painful kind of lust for blonde bombshell model Charlotte McKinney in Galore magazine.

People are naturally comparing Charlotte to Kate Upton because of her Instagram fame, Guess jeans modeling, and something about those XXL funbags of hers that makes every man and Sapphic leaning woman in the house reflexivley make motorboat noises. If Charlotte really were a nurse, I'd find a way to need medical attention daily. Not that I already don't, but with something sexier than rampant athlete's foot. Good Charlotte, Good God! Enjoy.

Dita Von Teese Nearly Nekkid Burlesque Makes For One Helluva a Hot Body Show

You know my general feelings about the fine art of burlesque and other not nearly striptease shows. A bit outdated. But every time I say that, along comes Dita Von Teese to make sure I eat my words. With her tassels and g-strings and water pouring and giant martini glasses, there's no doubt Dita puts on one amazingly bawdy show even if she does so without breaking any prevailing vice laws, unfortunately so.

You wouldn't stick with a girlfriend who teased you wonderfully each evening only to announce 'thank you for attending the show, Cleveland' then left your apartment right as you were ready for the after-show. But somehow Dita makes this work ever so alluringly, recollections back to an era when not everybody was super obvious in public and saved their fully naughty bits for the boudoir. I suppose there's something to be said for the anti-Miley. Bravo, Dita. Enjoy.

Chelsea Heath Covered Topless Bikini Booting Pimping Continues for the Faptastic Gods

It's no secret I've become quite smitten with Chelsea Heath. I'm not a gambling man, well, okay, I am, but I have a sneaky feeling we'll bee seeing much more of this divine bikini hottie in the near future. As for now, we have another peek at the ridiculously hot bikini body of this young L.A. model pimping the creepy 138 water on the shores of Malibu, somewhere close to a bar I once remember being thrown out of . Mixed feelings for me, with a strong lean toward passion inducement thanks to Chelsea's perfect bikini booty.

The more I see these incredibly passion inducing bikini babes pouring this 138 water over their bodies, the more I believe this mysteriously non-existent bottled water product is more likely an elixir that promotes serious hot body growth from the outside. No way to know for sure so, Chelsea, keep on pouring over your fun bits. Daddy will be there soon to mop up. That sounded really creepy as well. Though brutally honest i assure you. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Naked Nearly to Usher in the Week

You know me. I'm not big on omens. But starting off a week with a preview picture of Kendall Jenner and her racy new photoshoot from Russell James, well, let's just call this the opposite of Damien's black bird. That would be a good thing.

As is the sight of the still barely legal Kendall Jenner, or just Kendall as she's calling herself now in Manhattan, who shows why she has the chops to be a top flight model. Tall, lean, and ready to do what it takes to be noticed and relevant and hopefully even more naked next time. Just look at that body.

I can't wait to see the full set of pictures. I imagine we shall right here on this site. Welcome to the new week. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Nude Covered Boudoir Shots in GQ

While, a lot happened in the 36 hours or so we were down. One thing I did not see coming was Kim Kardashian being named British GQ's Woman of the Year. I'm not exactly sure who the choices were, but I'm guessing none of them offered to also pose mostly nude for the magazine.

You can see Kim Kardashian nude but elbow covered pics in GQ on WWTDD where I'm sure they also have a positive working theory on Kim's much deserved victory.  Enjoy.

BREAKING NEWS: Kate Upton Topless In Photos Leaked On Reddit

Updated Editor's Note: For all the requests, I can't tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

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In what has proven to be a downpour of celebrity leaked topless and nude photos today on Reddit and other outlets, the luscious Kate Upton appears in various topless selfies and shares with somebody or other. The cloud at least I suppose.

For the time being, we can not share these photos with you, although I'm certain that Reddit will continue to maintain their leaked pictures archive until such time as celebrity twin power activates and nukes their bunker. Enjoy.