Covered Topless Posts:

Kendall Jenner Topless Arm-Bra’d in Love Magazine

We are certainly getting closer and closer. Now eighteen year old Kendall Jenner, the most model body talented of the Kardashian clan, is nearly topless in a major style magazine. This is obviously a big moment in any Kardashian growing up process.

Our friends at WWTDD have the full-size image and a few others of Kendall Jenner steamy hot in Love Magazine where she earned herself the cover spot. Enjoy.

Anais Zanotti Motorcycle Suited Covered Topless Hottie

You obviously know French sextastic Anais Zanotti from all of her fine bikini work in Miami Beach, but did you know she was a practicing stunt woman and quite avid action sports enthusiast? Oh, yeah, she can mount a bike and make it purr. And that is both figurative and literal.

I'm not exactly sure what Anais was pimping in this photoshoot in Los Angeles. Motorcycles, racing teams, cameras, or just her own lovely self and those faptastic funbags and hot body of hers. I like it all. I want it all. I just need to figure out how to beg for it while going 60 mph so I can keep up with her. Anais, your crazy hot body does inspire a man to run, not walk. Enjoy.

Genevieve Morton Wicked Bare Bodied Showy Goodness from Randall Slavin

I really have fallen pretty hard for Genevieve Morton, perhaps the most underrated of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models. The busty hot blonde South African model is really the star attraction of so many swimsuit pictorials these days, with her absolutely killer female form and her special come hither intangibles that I would really like to tangible repeatedly by candlelight.

Now, talented photographer friend of Egotastic! Randall Slavin has captured Genevieve in some of her hottest swimsuit and see-through and barely covered nekkid photos yet. Really absolutely stunning. We can't thank him enough for sharing. Every time somebody takes a picture of a hot girl holding her own funbags, an angel gets its wings. Oh, Genevieve, you are my angel with the racktastic of goddess. Bless you. Enjoy.

Hailey Clauson Teen Model Ta-Ta’s Barely Covered in Flaunt Magazine

It's hard to assign a rating to how much naughty feelings I have for nineteen year old fast-rising L.A. model Hailey Clauson. That's partly due to the fact that I'm not so good at counting. Also due the the fact that with each and every appearance she looks more mature, poses more mature, and is putting a great deal more strain on my mature and clogged aortic valves. She really is a something something.

Hailey appears covered topless, covered nekkid I guess you would say, in the new edition of Flaunt magazine. Sure, it's all stylish and made up and such, but beneath it all, especially beneath those lucky paws of hers, lies the absolutely phenomenal racktastic body of one superstar in the making. Hailey, I'd be happy to give you some distant gaze and aloof look training classes at my private sound-proofed basement studio. I'm very hands-on with my students. Enjoy.

Venus Williams, Danyelle Wolf, Hillary Knight, Jamie Anderson and Many More Nekkid in ESPN The Body Issue 2014

It's July which means ESPN puts out its annual Body Issue featuring far too much man-flesh, but also a heaping does of hot sort of almost nekkid female athletes that makes it an undeniable must-peep each year. Venus Williams is the big lead name this year in terms of contorted strong lady bodies without clothes, with a bunch of women's athletic sexy strongs like snowboarder Jamie Anderson and surfer Coco Ho to boot. There's a bunch more. I'd invite you to pour a cool one, or a cold one depending on your level of passion, and take a peek at the sweet ripped hineys and biceps of these powerful women of sports.

I'd play favorites and tell you who I think is finest, but I'm very clear on the fact that any one of these girls could turn me into a human pretzel and make me say uncle at any time. So I shall let everyone decide for themselves. Strong lady butts really are rather nice. Enjoy.

Rachel Fine Shamelessly and Almost Toplessly Pimping Shittens

Rachel Fine's parents wanted her to be a doctor. Or maybe a female rabbi who wasn't super obviously lesbian. She ended up in low cut tops on the Howard Stern show pushing her handy ass wipes known as Shittens. Rachel's shameless plugging of her ingeniously if not disturbingly unique sphincter cleaners, along with her willingness to appear almost topless, earned her a coveted spot of honor on the pages of Egotastic! As I've told people throughout the years, no, I can not promote your product, though do check that asterisk note about being hot and having big yams.

Rachel Fine, today is your day. You're covering your robust ta-ta's up with disposable, mitten-shaped wet wipes for ten million people to witness. I don't see how that isn't the pinnacle of something. Enjoy.

Anna Kelle Bikini Top Hot Changing of the Boobtastic Guards in Wales

Anna Kelle has blown up quite big in Jolly Old England of late. The current star of The Valleys, which is MTV UK's version of Jersey Shore, and dater of a long list now of English celebrity playboys, was changing the bikini top on her rather noteworthy funbags when she almost flashed her major league jugs to the leering public. Not all that many leerers at Welsh beaches, but you know we'd not miss this opportunity to peek another hot Britty brunette removing her top.

I guess you can say about European reality shows what I say about our American counterparts, it's all crap but with the jewels of some new faces, and more importantly, hot bodacious bodies, brought into our visual world. I wouldn't call Anna Kelle the Kim Kardashian of Wales, because I bet somebody has already done that. While the storylines are tired, the amazingly curvy bodies and racktastic never grow old. Enjoy.