Real Housewives of Miami stat Joanna Krups took some time off from cat fighting to take some provocative pics for a calendar. She wears a series of scandalously small bikinis that show off her crazy nice body. But the real news is her covered topless pics. Her skinny arms cannot cover up the enormity of her tig ol' bitties. Her funbags are gargantuan but really perky. There is sideboob galore, my friends. Joanna also shows off her totally incredible tummy in the bikini pics. You could seriously eat off of those abs they are so flat and toned. There is also some pretty ridiculous cleavage action. I'm going to start watching Real Housewives of Miami on the off chance that Joanna is in a bikini. I've stayed away from that particular incarnation of the Real Housewives franchise. As a Cuban-American people acting crazy in Miami hits a little close to home.
But still, it's a small price to pay to see Joanna in a bikini.
Luci Ford Covered Topless in Her Kitchen
Luci Ford is just a regular gal that like to do her dishes with no shirt on. Doesn't every girl think, "My sink is full of dirty plates so I'm going to put on a pair of cut-off shorts and scrub the dishes with my knockers hanging out"? I'm going to choose to live in a world where that is exactly what happens. Luci's ladies are fairly tremendous. They are so big that they can barely be eclipsed by her whole body from behind. That's some serious boobtasticness, y'all. Her booty is also pretty amazing in those cutt-offs. This is the time of year when girls pull those bad boys out of their summer drawers and sport them around the city. That's why summer is my favorite time of year. That and sun dresses. Oh my, yes.
So, what I'm saying is that I encourage the ladies to follow Luci's example and do their housework topless.