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Hailey Clauson Teen Model Ta-Ta’s Barely Covered in Flaunt Magazine

It's hard to assign a rating to how much naughty feelings I have for nineteen year old fast-rising L.A. model Hailey Clauson. That's partly due to the fact that I'm not so good at counting. Also due the the fact that with each and every appearance she looks more mature, poses more mature, and is putting a great deal more strain on my mature and clogged aortic valves. She really is a something something.

Hailey appears covered topless, covered nekkid I guess you would say, in the new edition of Flaunt magazine. Sure, it's all stylish and made up and such, but beneath it all, especially beneath those lucky paws of hers, lies the absolutely phenomenal racktastic body of one superstar in the making. Hailey, I'd be happy to give you some distant gaze and aloof look training classes at my private sound-proofed basement studio. I'm very hands-on with my students. Enjoy.

Venus Williams, Danyelle Wolf, Hillary Knight, Jamie Anderson and Many More Nekkid in ESPN The Body Issue 2014

It's July which means ESPN puts out its annual Body Issue featuring far too much man-flesh, but also a heaping does of hot sort of almost nekkid female athletes that makes it an undeniable must-peep each year. Venus Williams is the big lead name this year in terms of contorted strong lady bodies without clothes, with a bunch of women's athletic sexy strongs like snowboarder Jamie Anderson and surfer Coco Ho to boot. There's a bunch more. I'd invite you to pour a cool one, or a cold one depending on your level of passion, and take a peek at the sweet ripped hineys and biceps of these powerful women of sports.

I'd play favorites and tell you who I think is finest, but I'm very clear on the fact that any one of these girls could turn me into a human pretzel and make me say uncle at any time. So I shall let everyone decide for themselves. Strong lady butts really are rather nice. Enjoy.

Rachel Fine Shamelessly and Almost Toplessly Pimping Shittens

Rachel Fine's parents wanted her to be a doctor. Or maybe a female rabbi who wasn't super obviously lesbian. She ended up in low cut tops on the Howard Stern show pushing her handy ass wipes known as Shittens. Rachel's shameless plugging of her ingeniously if not disturbingly unique sphincter cleaners, along with her willingness to appear almost topless, earned her a coveted spot of honor on the pages of Egotastic! As I've told people throughout the years, no, I can not promote your product, though do check that asterisk note about being hot and having big yams.

Rachel Fine, today is your day. You're covering your robust ta-ta's up with disposable, mitten-shaped wet wipes for ten million people to witness. I don't see how that isn't the pinnacle of something. Enjoy.

Anna Kelle Bikini Top Hot Changing of the Boobtastic Guards in Wales

Anna Kelle has blown up quite big in Jolly Old England of late. The current star of The Valleys, which is MTV UK's version of Jersey Shore, and dater of a long list now of English celebrity playboys, was changing the bikini top on her rather noteworthy funbags when she almost flashed her major league jugs to the leering public. Not all that many leerers at Welsh beaches, but you know we'd not miss this opportunity to peek another hot Britty brunette removing her top.

I guess you can say about European reality shows what I say about our American counterparts, it's all crap but with the jewels of some new faces, and more importantly, hot bodacious bodies, brought into our visual world. I wouldn't call Anna Kelle the Kim Kardashian of Wales, because I bet somebody has already done that. While the storylines are tired, the amazingly curvy bodies and racktastic never grow old. Enjoy.

Dakota Fanning Bare Asstastic and Elizabeth Olsen Covered Topless, It’s Time for Very Good Girls

Thanks to a bunch of you who wrote in, including 'Bill' and 'CJay' for the inevitable good news bad news situation with the film, Very Good Girls. Good news, hotties Dakota Fanning flashing her bare butt and a bunch of bra and panties scenes; bad news, she's not showing off her front side at all in the film as was teased by the film's publicists and distributors. So, what's new really in Hollywood. Let's call it the Jennifer Aniston effect.

Still, I will never look a gift horse of cutie hottie Elizabeth Olsen and the pale wonder that is Dakota Fanning showing off some skin in any movie. It's a thing. It's not the best thing, but it's still a thing. I really do try to turn lemons into lemonade. If I could do so while seeing Dakota Fanning's bare boobtastic, that would be much better tasting lemonade. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Nude Almost Topless Almost Crazy Hot Definitely In GQ Magazine

Emily Ratajkowski floats my boat in so many wonderfully tingly ways. I won't say we discovered Emily, that's like Columbus saying he discovered America when it was always here. But I do like to think we played our part in spreading the world on the former iCarly actress turned hot body goodness model. This is my life's work after all, sorry, mom.

Emily Ratajkowski is barely covered but most of her absolutely perfect body shines through in her new pictorial spread in GQ magazine. She really can't take a poor shot, not with all of her hot body talent, but the good magazine folks have managed to capture Emily in yet another truly memorable and epic peek. She really is so damn hot I want to chew on a towel or take a Polish language class online or something. That's commitment, Emily. I hope you see that. Enjoy.

Check out the full spread on Emily Ratajkowski in GQ online.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Covered Nekkid for Bubbly Pimping Time

All this time you were wondering what future job BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee could obtain with her very public skills of wardrobe malfunctions and nearly R-rated moments at the local pool. Well, welcome to champagne pimping 101, featuring the nekkid but unfortunately slightly bottled covered yoked body of the lady trainer and super teasy PTA mom.

Jennifer Nicole has been delighting us with her various degrees of lack of wardrobe for a couple years or more now. It's about time she got placed in the pages of magazines and advertisements doing just the same. You don't get to choose your own parents, but I would have liked to have chosen the parents for some of my childhood friends and made on of their moms Jennifer Nicole Lee. That sure would've improved the growing up experience. At least expedited it. Enjoy.