Covered Topless Posts:

Caroline Corinth Is Barely Legal and Barely Dressed for Victoria’s Secret

By Bill Swift | March 29, 2013 @ 9:28 am

Caroline Corinth Covered Topless in Victoria's Secret March 2013

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The genius that is Victoria's Secret keeps on keeping on as the lingerie brand supreme uncovers eighteen-year old Danish model Caroline Corinth for their latest catalog spread, and, well, just wow.

Caroline not only has a bright future ahead of her in the benevolent world of panties and bra modeling, she has a very bright present from what I'm leering. They don't just grow talent like this on trees. Well, maybe in Denmark, where I'd love to run an arboretum. Enjoy.

COVERED TOPLESS IS LIKE KISSING YOUR COUSIN, YOUR SUPER HOT COUSIN!

Doutzen Kroes Covered Topless in UK Vogue January 2013

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Micaela Schaefer Drops Her Top for Easter at the Gate

By Bill Swift | March 26, 2013 @ 12:37 pm

Micaela Schaefer Painted Body Parts for Easter

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There's really no where or with nobody that Micaela Schaefer won't take her top off. This is an admirable quality we wish more sextastic women adopted.

In this instance, we have Micaela flashing her painted funbags for Easter, hoisting a bunny rabbit up, at the foot of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin. Why? Oh, whose got the time to question the motives when the results are so very ogle-worthy. I have this sneaking suspicion that Micaela Schaefer wakes up each morning, and after working out, spends her time planning on where to get nekkid next. I really loves this about her. Enjoy.

Ashley Sky Covered Topless in Terry Richardson Photoshoot

By Bill Swift | March 26, 2013 @ 9:54 am

Ashley Sky Covered Topless in Terry Richardson Shoot

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Yeah yeah yeah, we are insanely jealous of goofy photographer Terry Richardson who gets to hang out with many of the world's hottest women all kinds of nekkid in his studio or hotel room and snap them in various stages of undress. It's not a bad gig. It ranks somewhere between being the guy who gets to have actual sex with these women and the guy at the bowling alley responsible for smelling the shoe rentals. I've only had one of those jobs in my life and it wasn't the one of the two I would have preferred. I'd take Terry's in a New York minute. Specifically, right before he got the chance to shoot Tumblr and social media princess Ashley Sky covered topless in his studio.

Ashley Sky is hot and mostly Brazilian and mostly a self-made Internet babe who dances around a lot in rapper videos and online videos and turned herself into a modern day 'It' girl as far as virtual wankability. And these steamy photos from Terry's shoot are only going to increase the chaffing factor among her loyal male fans. If we saw the outtakes, many fanboys would probably just tug that thing right off their bodies. And I bet they're out there. Enjoy.

TERRY GOT LINDSAY DOWN INTO HER BRA AND PANTIES IN HIS HOTEL ROOM

Lindsay Lohan at The Chateau Marmont Photoshoot for Terry Richardson

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Nicki Minaj Pasties Up Her Bouncy Freaks for Music Video

By Bill Swift | March 25, 2013 @ 1:16 am

Nicki Minaj Covered Topless Pasties on Her Boobs in 'Freaks' Video

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Nicki Minaj is no stranger to dangling her double-Delights into the camera to garner much attention. And so in her music video for 'Freaks', Nicki shakes her moneymakers, sadly covered up with pre-meditated pasties, which pretty much ruin all the fun. Though it is nice to see Nicki flouting her guns. And her self-awareness of what makes her such a big star is really rather refreshing.

There's no 'it's all about the music' or 'I need space to create' from Nicki. Nope, just, check out these bad boys and try to memorize a few of my hooks and we're all good. Refreshing. And pretty damn hot. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Nicki's planned boob slip behind the scenes of her High School music video. Show us your boobs, Nicki!)

NICKI KNOWS WHERE HER BREAD GETS BUTTERED (AND HER MILK IS CHURNED)

Nicki Minaj Cleavage Hosted a Christmas Extravaganza in NYC

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Irina Shayk Covered Topless and Naturally Beautiful

By Bill Swift | March 22, 2013 @ 8:08 am

Irina Shayk Covered Her Nekkid Body for the

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You can't really get much more nekkid than Irina Shayk is for the Natural Beauty photo art exhibit by James Houston. Sadly, the wicked hot Russian model manages to curl herself into positions ever so precise as to conceal her true natural delights. Still, we never look a gift horse in the mouth, especially when it's a mostly nekkid ridiculously sextastic model before our gaze. And, I guess since the photos are an attempt to rescue the people of this planet from greenhouse gassing themselves into oblivion, Irina has good intentions in almost flashing her Easter basket for the cameras.

Irina Shayk is hot. I wish she'd accept my multiple offers to help save this planet through a process of extensive and repeated breeding. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Covered Her Nekkid Body for the 'Natural Beauty' Project 2013

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Candice Swanepoel Flashing Seriously Hot Covered Topless Skin for Vogue Spain

By Bill Swift | March 20, 2013 @ 10:52 am

Candice Swanepoel Topless

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Let's cut right to it. Candice Swanepoel is uber-sextastic in her swimsuit porfolio, but when she is allowed time to shoot for more creative sources, like her pictorial in Vogue Spain, well, the heat can rise another couple hundred degrees Kelvin.

Something about Candice Swanepoel makes you think of hot skinny girls in cut-off shorts and barely covering tops, precisely what Vogue feeds us, using the delicious blonde hottie in so many desirable and passion inducing poses. If you've ever been on the verge of a massive Candice Swanepoel lust crush but wish you could see her in things other than bikinis and workout gear (or less), then this visual wonderment ought to just about seal the deal. Enjoy.

Rihanna Covered Topless Shooting Video for Her Blog

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2013 @ 10:18 am

Rihanna Behind the Scenes Sexy Blog Video Shoot Photos

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I didn't even know Rihanna had a blog. But now that she's the competition, I feel a little more hesitant to endorse her various stages of nekkidness on camera, including shooting covered topless teasy videos for her blog. I mean, I could do that kind of cheap stunting if I wanted to, though I'm highly doubting you'd want to see the results.

So, edge to Rihanna on that front. There's certain advantages women will always have, but so long as they lead to more exhibitionist videos and photos, I suppose we men can live with that inequality. Enjoy.