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Jessica Chastain Covered Topless and Extraordinarily Hot in Interview

Jessica Chastain doesn’t get enough lust love from the gentlemen oglers. She’d kind of always under the radar because she play such serious roles in the movies. Even though she has shown a willingness to flash her lovely udders, which to be in the ultimate sign of thespianic excellence. But she dolls up nice. Or dolls down nice as the case may be in the latest edition of Interview magazine.

Once again we see the surprisingly evocative use of black and white photography with a classically beautiful woman like Jessica. She’s a bit too modest in these photos, but you get the general sextastic drift by leafing through her various bits of role playing hotness. You don’t need to be obvious to get the boys attention, as my senile older aunt used to tell me because she thought for some reason I was a slutty girl. She was at least half right. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Covered Topless and Come Hithering In Her Lingerie

Perhaps nobody does the come hither, I’m a dangerous brunette in my sultry panties and bras, or less, better than Adriana Lima. She could turn even the coldest heart into the warmest of lusters with a simple turn of her head, a knowing smile, and that body that is just out of this world.

In her latest catalog spread for Victoria’s Secret, Adriana shows why she’s still the top selling champ in the arsenal with her covered topless pimping of the lacy and silky things. Those sultry looks of hers could kill a man if she ever cranked it up to full power. I wouldn’t mind really going out like that. I’d have a great story to tell in heaven, or, you know, wherever it is I’m headed. Enjoy.

Charlotte McKinney Holds Her Own Nursing Degrees

Do you happen to like hot sextastic nurses holding their own ginormous melons in an attempt to take your temperature from across the room? Yeah, I know you do. Then prepare to fall deep into a semi-cramping but pleasantly painful kind of lust for blonde bombshell model Charlotte McKinney in Galore magazine.

People are naturally comparing Charlotte to Kate Upton because of her Instagram fame, Guess jeans modeling, and something about those XXL funbags of hers that makes every man and Sapphic leaning woman in the house reflexivley make motorboat noises. If Charlotte really were a nurse, I’d find a way to need medical attention daily. Not that I already don’t, but with something sexier than rampant athlete’s foot. Good Charlotte, Good God! Enjoy.

Mayra Veronica Muy Caliente Sin Ropa Between the Sheets

We certainly don’t get to see enough of the Cubana hottie Mayra Veronica and her sextastically posed sultry Latina hotness.  The alluring bilingual vixen hosts TV shows, puts out dance records, and does a whole bunch of stuff with fashion that does not interest me in the least except for when she models, but her true talents, well, one of them at least, lies in how hot she looks without clothes on laying in bed. Oh, mamacita.

In this Bruno Talledo shoot, Mayra shows us how a smoking hot brunette needs little more than a bed and a single bed sheet to put on an epic show of seduction. Really, the sheet is not needed at all. From stem to stern, Mayra shows off her picture perfect body in a round of making every man who doesn’t find this in his bedroom when he gets home super jealous of the few lucky bastards who do. Man, how I’d love to make you all jealous. Mayra, we need more! Enjoy.

Dita Von Teese Nearly Nekkid Burlesque Makes For One Helluva a Hot Body Show

You know my general feelings about the fine art of burlesque and other not nearly striptease shows. A bit outdated. But every time I say that, along comes Dita Von Teese to make sure I eat my words. With her tassels and g-strings and water pouring and giant martini glasses, there’s no doubt Dita puts on one amazingly bawdy show even if she does so without breaking any prevailing vice laws, unfortunately so.

You wouldn’t stick with a girlfriend who teased you wonderfully each evening only to announce ‘thank you for attending the show, Cleveland’ then left your apartment right as you were ready for the after-show. But somehow Dita makes this work ever so alluringly, recollections back to an era when not everybody was super obvious in public and saved their fully naughty bits for the boudoir. I suppose there’s something to be said for the anti-Miley. Bravo, Dita. Enjoy.

Chelsea Heath Covered Topless Bikini Booting Pimping Continues for the Faptastic Gods

It’s no secret I’ve become quite smitten with Chelsea Heath. I’m not a gambling man, well, okay, I am, but I have a sneaky feeling we’ll bee seeing much more of this divine bikini hottie in the near future. As for now, we have another peek at the ridiculously hot bikini body of this young L.A. model pimping the creepy 138 water on the shores of Malibu, somewhere close to a bar I once remember being thrown out of . Mixed feelings for me, with a strong lean toward passion inducement thanks to Chelsea’s perfect bikini booty.

The more I see these incredibly passion inducing bikini babes pouring this 138 water over their bodies, the more I believe this mysteriously non-existent bottled water product is more likely an elixir that promotes serious hot body growth from the outside. No way to know for sure so, Chelsea, keep on pouring over your fun bits. Daddy will be there soon to mop up. That sounded really creepy as well. Though brutally honest i assure you. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Sextastic Showy Underwear Pimping Leaves Me With Sweaty Shorts

Too much information perhaps. But I don’t consider it hyperbole when I state that Camille Rowe may just be the hottest thing in cotton panties since, well, since forever. The French blonde has made a stupendous addition to the Victoria’s Secret stable of hotties ever since her introduction last year. She brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix, which I believe is French for absolutely ridiculously hot body and tush.

When Miranda Kerr left the fold I must admit I was a bit concerned for V.S. and their bevy of underwear beauty pimping models. But they redoubled their efforts and their lineup rather impressively, bringing in a half-dozen newer bodies and faces into the panties and bra mix that has only elevated their stature. I expect that of a lingerie company that wants to maintain their presence on my speed dial list. Camille Rowe, you are simply amazing. Keep up the good undies work. Enjoy.