Kate Upton Cleavetastic SI Outtakes Will Blow Your Freaking Bobos (New Bobos Not Included)

Have you ever thought to yourself, boy, I wish there were a way I could really injure myself today with a happy smile and perhaps a touch of tendonitis? Well today is your lucky day, my easily chaffed friend.Kate Upton cleavetastic faptastic and all around racktastic outtakes from Sports Illustrated, in anticipation of the ultimate release of the 2015 SI Swimsuit edition coming down the line.

For those who weren't already infatuated with Kate Upton, and those who missed her more intimate poses during the Fappening, well, prepare to take your lifelong commitment ceremony to Kate Upton lust. She really does photograph ever so well. I think it has something to do with being crazy sextastic with a set of knockers kings used to go to war over. They probably still do. The straight ones at least. My, oh, my, how the winter becomes the best bathing suit time of the year. Take that, Heat Miser. Enjoy.

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