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Taylor Swift Upskirt Concert Oops in St. Louis (VIDEO)

By Jon | August 15, 2011 @ 11:50 am
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Honestly, who hasn't had a wardrobe malfunction in St. Louis before?

I will withhold comment on Taylor Swift and her vocal capacities, but I will say that anybody who can get 20,000 girls to scream their name nightly is pretty legendary in my book. When we finally get a chance to see upskirt of all those obscenely modest dresses Taylor Swift pimps on stage and in stores, well, even without pretty panties to ogle it's still a sight for sore ears eyes. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Makes One Microphone’s Dreams Come True

By Bill Swift | August 15, 2011 @ 10:54 am
Selena Gomez Works A Microphone But Good In Concert Over the Weekend
Selena Gomez Works A Microphone But Good In Concert Over the Weekend
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Stop it, Selena. Just stop it. (Please, don't stop.)

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Rihanna Concert Pictures Extra Raunchy for the Hometown Peeps

By | August 9, 2011 @ 7:40 am
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
Rihanna Gets Hella Raunchy For Her Hometown Concert Audience
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The last time I went home, I discovered that my dear mum had told everybody in her circle that I was a grade school teacher and then she kicked me in the shins and told me to play along. Parental approval is like the brass ring that you reach for, but never quite achieve, and, to quench your ceaseless frustration, God graciously invented Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Nobody back in Barbados believes that Rihanna is a school teacher. Not after the asstastic, crotch-grabbing, self-fondling, bent-over, sexual-play-on-stage performance she gave the other night in her home country. Wow. I've seen porn movies with less action than the sultry diva brings to her Out Loud Tour. I'm not sure how it'd go over if I grabbed my love sack in front of the peeps back home and sang about light bondage, but I'm certain nobody would pay $50 to see it. Enjoy.

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Kelly Rowland Flashes Full Bare Cannon in Concert Wardrobe Malfunction

 
By Jon | August 8, 2011 @ 11:23 am
Kelly Rowland Nipple Slip During a Concert in New Jersey
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X-Factor judge and former Destiny's Child one of three diva, Kelly Rowland, put her heart and soul and bare boobtastic into her concert over the weekend in New Jersey, where the hard-bodied singer lost a little top, gave a little love, and flashed all kinds of boob and nipples to a group of fans who clearly got their concert ticket money's worth. As always, we applaud such momentous wardrobe malfunctions, a nice encore to the Nicki Minaj live GMA flash this past Friday, and, a very nice glimpse of the Rowland rack. Enjoy.

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Britney Spears Hitting Her Sextastic Stride Halfway Through Her Summer Concert Tour

By Jon | August 3, 2011 @ 10:53 am
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Washington DC
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Philadelphia
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Washington DC
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Washington DC
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Washington DC
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Washington DC
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Washington DC
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Washington DC
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Hits Washington DC
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I swear, it's muscle memory. Like riding a bike or forgetting to lift the seat when you take a whizz, it's all muscle memory. And while much of the world laughed when older, fuller-bodied Britney Spears launched her Femme Fatale Tour, including yours truly, well, in your face, because Britney Spears definitely flipped the inner-sextastic switch, hit a new gear about halfway through her concert tour. Britney actually seems to be getting fitter and sexier and finding her old moves as the tour moves along. Who knows, by the final dates, she may be trim and making out with chicks again on stage. It's all there, she just needed to find it again. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Sweet Young Sextastic Owns the Night in Boca Raton

By Jon | July 29, 2011 @ 8:06 am
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
Selena Gomez We Own the Night Tour in Boca Raton
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Te amo, Selena.

My beautiful sweet young sultry Latina pretending to be a pop star, with no need to pretend that you're super hot, pushing up the boobtastic and flashing the legs on stage before throngs of screaming teen girls that ironically seem to be expressing the exact same primal urges I feel bellowing from my being every time I see you. The second stage of the Selena Gomez music tour hit Florida last night, sadly, with The Devil's Midget boyfriend in tow, carried in a doggy travel bag or something, but even the little 'tween lesbian looking underaged beau could not ruin a night dedicated to the hotness that is Selena Gomez. She sang her craptastic pop songs, but who could even hear the music when the sensation of sextastic was so strong in the air. Selena Gomez is growing into a woman. Deal with it (I mean, in your own way and with the door locked, preferably). Enjoy.

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Britney Spears Concert Pictures Show Skills Left in the Sex Tank

By Jon | July 27, 2011 @ 9:58 am
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour in Cleveland
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Okay, let's be honest. Britney Spears ain't what she used to be. Her tours eight to ten years ago were the hottie stuff of legends. But, make no mistake, this Femme still has a dose of Fatale left in her blonde body. When you consider she's produced offspring and gone through a couple Fugue states in the interim, really not too shabby. No, I don't mean the music, still utterly craptastic, but the stage show and sextastic spirit. It's all still there, buried beneath some McDonald's late-nights and effects of Father Time, but I contend, all still there. Enjoy.

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