Cleavage Posts:

Pixie Lott Showcases Her Multiple Talents in London Cleavetastic Arrival

If you're going to have an evening dedicated to your music in London, why not showcase your lovely knockers at the same time. There's no reason you can't mix your twin talents together at one time. Heck, if I had more than one talent, let alone one, I'd show them all off. Such is the case with Pixie Lott headed to a hotel where she was featuring an evening of her music.

Pixie seems a bit on the early side of career accomplishments to be having such an event, but who am I to judge, let alone care, when she shows up in a jacket without a bra flashing a whole bunch of her blessed boobtastic. That is sweet music right there. As for showcasing, well, I'm just using the zoom function for that effect. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Flashing Her Summer Peaches in The Big Apple

Chrissy Teigen is not a particularly shy girl. She speaks her mind. And wears her mind, or doesn't mind wearing very little, even for public promenades down the streets of New York wherein her faptastic funbags nearly fell out of her braless top for just such a stroll.

Chrissy's profile has definitely been raised yet again this year with all her SI notoriety, celebrity marriage, and just a whole bunch of outstandingly sextastic photoshoots and appearance. And let's not forget just an open top with no bra for a summer's amble. Chrissy knows how to promote. We know how to ogle. This makes for a naturally synergistic relationship. Boobs! Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Cleavetastic Flying Boxing!

Yes, it's true, even with her mammoth mammaries, Courtney Stodden takes flight in her little white shorts and low cut top boxing in these rather must-see photos of Courtney Stodden boobtastic workout on WWTDD. Seriously, you will not be disappointed. She leaps through the air with the greatest of ease.

For all the negative Nancy runs on Courtney, there's no doubt she does keep her body in top top shape. She's pretty tight all over. If she could just find a way to add that missing talent quotient. Enjoy.

Ashley Sky Swimsuit Pictures Reveal So Much Sextastic

What a day for brunettes. Long live the raven-haired beauties, such as vastly underrated Brazilian model Ashley Sky who we see so much of on social media and in my nightly REM sleep dreams, but not often enough posing on the beach in revealing swimsuits. Not for my needs at least.

Ashley Sky managed to do with the one piece swimsuit what many girls in bikinis can't even do in term of exhibitionism. It really was a work of art from a fine painter of the body sextastic. Oh, those groovy curves nearly falling out of her swimsuit. I almost began to cry. Women always take that the wrong way, but I always appreciate their desire to comfort me as they would a wounded child. Which is pretty close to the truth.

Ashley Sky, don't ever go changing. But if you do change, take selfies. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.

Pia Mia Perez Teen Cleavy for Charity Kickball, No Kidding

Pia Mia Perez is benefitting from being a Friend of the Jenners, being Kanye's protege (and maybe more), and looking like the absolutely perfect teen pop star for the current music landscape. Kanye has stated he's going to turn this seventeen year old into the next Rihanna. I tend to believe him. The look is already there. I've heard the music, it's, well, it's Rihanna in many ways. Make of that what you will.

The next natural step toward becoming the new Rihanna is obviously showing off what you got as often and everywhere as possible. Naturally, given her age, Pia can only show so much until September, but she's doing her part already with the push up things and the low cut things and the whole, I'm mature for my years thing. None of this happens by accident. It's all part of the program to build a teen girl audience by being the fantasy prototype. I suppose there will be many beneficiaries to Pia's ladder climbing. Shortly after she turns eighteen in September, I quite reckon we'll be one of those benefitting heavily. Enjoy.

Aubrey O’Day and Her Boobtastic Aplenty Reunites With Danity Kane for Vegas Pool Party

Are you like me? Did you cry when you heard Danity Kane broke up? Did they break up? I don't know, I just like to cry a lot, I'm very in touch with my sensitive side. Just as I was when I saw Aubrey O'Day and her girl group cohorts flashing their lady parts on the red carpet of some Vegas pool party over the weekend. They were performing I think, I kind of lost track in the fog of staring deep into the magical chest of Aubrey O'Day as it washed away all my troubles like a Calgon bath of funbags.

I can't say I was ever much for the Danity Kane sound, but as far as Aubrey O'Day and her Danity Kane Double-D's, well, that has always been music to my ears. MTV's Making the Boobs, err, Making the Band lives on its musical progeny. Two enormous progenies staring back at me right now in fact. Bless your low cut tops, Aubrey. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Leggy And Cleavy In Italy

The lovely Selena Gomez was looking hot as F in a black dress at a gala dinner for the Ischia Global Festival in Italy. One of the things about Selena that I really respect is the fact that she rarely wears a bra. Such was the case on the night of the gala. The low cut dress showed off that famous Gomez cleavage and just a hint of sideboob as well. Selena's girls have been looking...er...larger recently. Maybe it's just from vitamins and exercise? Either way, her funbags look amazing. The dress also has a slit in the front that goes almost all the way up to her hoo-ha giving us a nice eyeful of her legs. Selena has a pretty phenomenal set of stems. They are perfectly toned and fit. Luckily, she likes to show those off as well.

What I'm saying is that Selena knows how much we appreciate looking at her in various states of undress and she's willing to oblige us. She's a real mensch, only, you know, a chick.