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Jennifer Lawrence’s Deep Cleavage at ‘Serena’ Premiere

America's sweetheart, Jennifer Lawrence, showed off some DEEP cleav at the premiere of Serena at the 58th BFI London Film Festival. She wore a jacket and short skirt combo that was open almost all the way down to her belly button. This allowed us all a nice view of her lovely Katniss Everdeens. I mean, of course, those amazing funbags that hackers went to so much trouble to show us all a few months back. They are seriously incredible ta-tas. Sure, she's a good actress but those sweater puppies have made her a star. I wonder if you see any more of them in this Serena movie? Unfortunately, she's always covered up in those Hunger Games movies because she's trying to survive in a forest or whatever. That's why I liked American Hustle. That movie was all about J-Law's cleavage.

I have a big thing for J-Law. I'm a sucker for America's sweethearts with big boobies.

Emmy Rossum Cleavetastic Angel in Black

Our lovely lean little lady Emmy Awesome has been hitting the Oscar movie circuit of late, decked out in various looks, different shades of hotess, and showing off her fine wares. She was at the You're Not You movie premiere last night in a form fitting black dress that I'm assuming not just any woman can get away with wearing. But Emmy, oh, yes, she gets away with it.

Once I stopped staring at Emmy's sweet cleavage I took a moment just to silently thank her for her magnificent work and topless thespianics on Shameless over several seasons now. It's the kind of thing we gentleman oglers can easily take for granted, but it was so monumental when first she bared her funbags, and remains ever so monumental to this day. Let us not forsake the Rossum ta-ta's and lithesome body. Ever. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Cleavetastic Performance at American Horror Story Premiere

I'm not sure how they have premieres for TV shows, but they do, and Lea Michele was determined to own it with her pushed up deep cleavage. Bravo I say. I'm not even sure she's associated with American Horror Story. I think she just showed up to steal the red carpet in a dress she found which flattered her funbas. Bravo, I repeat.

There is only one ceremonial protocol that should matter in Hollywood. If you look hot and chesty in a dress, put it on and get yourself out in front of the cameras. Invite shminvite. Lea Michele is looking rather chesty alluring these days. It won't do any of us any good if you keep those sweet peaches under a sweatshirt at home. If you got 'em, flaunt 'em. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Reveals Cleavage For Vogue Magazine

Movie star and sexy gal Reese Witherspoon displayed her amazing cleave for November's Vogue Magazine issue. She wore a series of fancy dresses that all had one important thing in common: maximum boobage exposure. She should get a second Oscar for those puppies. I've always had a crush on Reese, I admit it. When forced to go see one of her rom-coms by my wife, I rarely complain. Because I think she's really hot unlike other rom-comers that don't do it for me. I understand that rom-comers isn't a word...but it is now because I invented it. Anyhoo, the dresses in these pics also showed off a little bit of Reese's smooth sexy legs. I remember thinking that she had a spectacular set of stems back when she was in Legally Blonde.

Yeah, I saw Legally Blonde. I saw the not so great sequel too. She wore a lot of sexy outfits, yo.

Lea Michele’s Mighty Cleave And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Lea Michele was all kinds of leggy and cleavy at the American Horror Story: Freakshow Premiere. (Huffington Post)

Kelly Brook was nice enough to post some nude selfies. Thanks! (Drunken Stepfather)

Hailey Clauson sports some sexy bikinis. (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox sports a slinky black dress at TMNT premiere in Berlin. (Popoholic)

Ever wonder what it's like to shoot a sex scene with Brooklyn Decker? (The Superficial)

And now, lots of pictures of Victoria's Secret model Magdalena Frackowiak. (COED)

Pilot a plane for Air Canada and get some free porn, eh. (TMZ)

Emmy Rossum Deep Cleavage Awesome At Some Book Event in Hollywood

I don't know what makeup artist tried to give my belusted Emmy Awesome horrible allergy eyes, but nothing could take away from Emily's hot looks and plunging neckline boobtastic reveal at some fancy book launch party in Hollywood last night. Shame on anyone who would dare try to distract from Emily's heaven sent beauty and cleavy reveals, the likes of which have made her a fan favorite her on Ego and around the world indeed. From stage siren to Siren of the Shores in one very quick rise.

Emmy and her petite but spectacular nevertheless top are welcome in my abode any day. In fact, I'll even offer to re-do her makeup, maybe a little 'My Heart Belongs to Bill' message in her eyeliner just so everyone knows deep down how she almost certainly feels about me as well. That sounds kind of stalkery, but when true feelings of passion and horniness are involved, I'd like to think it's something more special. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Cleavetastic Melons in the Big Apple

Sure, we've seen a great deal of brunette super hottie Emily Ratajkowski without her clothes on lately. But there's something to be said for seeing her sextastic self out in the streets of Manhattan veiled slightly behind some cleavetastic garment and looking like ten million dollars. I say ten because I know if I ever came up with the million, she'd tell me that was her new price to go out with me. Glass is half full, Billy, keep telling yourself that.

Emily is simply one of those extraordinarily fine female forms that has allured us form the time we first strained eyeballs staring at her luscious treats. The pangs have yet to slow or subside. Naturally, we adore Emily in inverse proportion to the amount of clothes, or hands-on applications of her own hands, but seeing her all decked out and ever so fine, we're reminded by our feminist friends to consider the whole woman. And, believe me, I want the whole of Emily Ratajkowski. Enjoy.