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Emily Osment Shows Off Her Bodacious Boobtastic for Crackle

Crackle is the new Sony online content channel, which is such important news as the fact they made a series featuring the vastly underrated and bodaciously chested Emily Osment, who modestly, but most certainly, brought her happy big fellas out to play on the red carpet for her show premiere.

Emily became famous as Miley's sidekick on Hannah Montana, and then on to a bunch more TV gigs and cable movies and Lifetime stuff and other junk you'd have little occasion to see. At just twenty-two, with that resume, those looks, and one fine curvy body, the future is rather bright for Emily Osment. I mean, even brighter than me standing behind the press line at the red carpet begging her to flash us her funbags. That is a highlight for sure, though I'm not sure Emily would necessarily agree. I do bet they are fantastic! Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Shows Cleavage At A Justin Timberlake Show

Boobtacular Colombiana Sofia Vergara showed off some major cleav at a Justin Timberlake show in LA. She was there with her werewolf boyfriend Joe Manganiello. I'm going to make a bold statement that maybe you will disagree with but I'm going to say it anyway: Sofia Vergara has the best funbags in Hollywood. I mean, who else even compares to her? Her girls are both massive and perky. Do you know how hard that is to pull off, especially for a woman in her forties? It downright defies the laws of physics. As is her habit she was also wearing a pair of super tight jeans that showed off her shapely Latin booty.

What I love about Sofia is that she is well aware that a lot of her fame has to do with her body and she's OK with that. That's why she always dresses provocatively. The fact that she's genuinely funny is only a plus.  ¡Gracias!

Scarlett Johansson Cleavetastic in Vanity Fair Extra

I believe the original Scarlett Johansson shoot was for Vanity Fair in May. But, as with all good things coming to those who wait, some additional photos from the same shoot have cleavy-leaked their way out, including some of Scarlett's infamously famous bodacious boobtastic that makes me wonder just how even more monumental future mommy can get as she passes through her various gestational phases. I'd like to see some nekkid pregnancy photos for a more thorough examination. I just sent her my email request for such. I can't wait for her response.

Scarlett, I have a feeling MILFhood is only going to make you look even finer. I shall put aside my concerns and dwell in your ample bosom warmly and snugly until just such a time. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Massive Booty Distracts Even New York’s Finest

Hey, you've got to look, right? There's no such thing as on-duty when an arse the size of Kim Kardashian walks past. To protect and serve and to ogle. Kim's mighty dumper, let alone her cleavy front side, seemed to capture the attention of at least one New York City cop who I'm quite sure is going to receive some good spirited ribbing from his fellow officers this morning. But who can blame a man for merely following the laws of gravitational forces. You have no choice but to crank the eyeballs toward such a ridiculously round foreign object.

Kim Kardashian is many things, not all of them super fine and pleasant, but she is most of all, an attraction. Nobody passes a roller coaster without checking it out. Kim is the human roller coaster with curves you never thought imaginable. Enjoy.

Pixie Lott Showcases Her Multiple Talents in London Cleavetastic Arrival

If you're going to have an evening dedicated to your music in London, why not showcase your lovely knockers at the same time. There's no reason you can't mix your twin talents together at one time. Heck, if I had more than one talent, let alone one, I'd show them all off. Such is the case with Pixie Lott headed to a hotel where she was featuring an evening of her music.

Pixie seems a bit on the early side of career accomplishments to be having such an event, but who am I to judge, let alone care, when she shows up in a jacket without a bra flashing a whole bunch of her blessed boobtastic. That is sweet music right there. As for showcasing, well, I'm just using the zoom function for that effect. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Flashing Her Summer Peaches in The Big Apple

Chrissy Teigen is not a particularly shy girl. She speaks her mind. And wears her mind, or doesn't mind wearing very little, even for public promenades down the streets of New York wherein her faptastic funbags nearly fell out of her braless top for just such a stroll.

Chrissy's profile has definitely been raised yet again this year with all her SI notoriety, celebrity marriage, and just a whole bunch of outstandingly sextastic photoshoots and appearance. And let's not forget just an open top with no bra for a summer's amble. Chrissy knows how to promote. We know how to ogle. This makes for a naturally synergistic relationship. Boobs! Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Cleavetastic Flying Boxing!

Yes, it's true, even with her mammoth mammaries, Courtney Stodden takes flight in her little white shorts and low cut top boxing in these rather must-see photos of Courtney Stodden boobtastic workout on WWTDD. Seriously, you will not be disappointed. She leaps through the air with the greatest of ease.

For all the negative Nancy runs on Courtney, there's no doubt she does keep her body in top top shape. She's pretty tight all over. If she could just find a way to add that missing talent quotient. Enjoy.