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Selena Gomez Flashes the Deep Cleavage for Her Own Parisian Peaches Display

Not to be left out of the girls always flashing serious boobtastic in Paris this week for the all important fashion shows, Selena Gomez dazzled my very heart in a low cut thingamajig that showed off her thingamajigs in stellar fine fashion. I'm sure there's all sort of fashion elements I'm missing in my review of her wardrobe, but I'll just call it sextastic kitty show off wear, complete with a few unspoken meows. Selena looked mighty fine. And with the competition in Paris, you have no other choice.

Te amo, Selena. Despite your one distinctive flaw in choosing boyfriends, I continue to pine for you in the way a man pines for a woman he wants to slather in honey and pretend he's a hungry Pooh Bear. That dress certainly ins't going to de-pine me any. Thought of the Devil's Midget aside, Selena Gomez has so much petite hottie potential. I'd hate to see a single ounce of it wasted. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Goes Super Deep on Cleavage To Make Fashion Week Interesting

Another day, another Fashion Week. And for all my bitching, yet another chance to see tons of the world's hottest models trying to outdo each other both on the catwalk and in the audience. That's not such a bad thing really. In fact it's a really great thing when the likes of uber-MILFtastic Miranda Kerr shows up to some hoity-toity show in a plunging neckline that plunges straight to my happy nether regions.

The Aussie model and world class hot divorcee was showing off an acre or two of her chesty goodness behind some frock I'm sure costs more than my paycheck. My annual paycheck. Nevertheless, I'd trade all my earthy riches, or about $78.22, for a chance to help Miranda Kerr test the funbag containing worthiness of her gown. How those lovely peaches stay in their crates I do not know. But I wish they hadn't. What a delicious sight indeed. Fashion doesn't have to be boring, it just usually is. Today, Miranda Kerr does her best to make it compelling for men as well. Well played, good woman. Enjoy.

Casey Batchelor Continues Her Run of Cleavetastic Paparazzi Wins

Casey Batchelor is not going to let a couple things like her big front things stop her from wearing low cut outfits and tiny bikinis. Not when the award for most photographed celebrity is up for grabs each and every night somewhere in this world.

Casey flashed her impressive mams which she claims are downsized from just a few months ago on the red carpet of a movie premiere in London. Naturally, every single camera lens was directed by gravity if nothing else to her impressive chestal assets. If you build them, they will come. Something like that. I just admire a girl who knows her best side and isn't afraid to use it. Casey Batchelor would made for a fun movie premiere date, if you didn't mind being known as 'hey, who's the shlump with the girl with the giant hoo-haws?'. I certainly don't. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Red Hot Cleavage At “Gone Girl” NYC Premiere

Super sexy model and topless girl in music videos Emily Ratajkowski was looking particularly cleavtastic at the Gone Girl premiere at the New York Film Festival. She was wearing a red dress that has some seriously amazing cleav. Who can forget the first time they saw Emily's now legendary funbags in the uncensored version of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines video? I certainly recall being mesmerized by her bouncing bosoms. I consider myself a bit of an expert in the boobtastic sciences and I can honestly say that Emily's chichis are in the top 3 best boobs around right now. I know some may disagree with me, but I do not come to this decision lightly and am arriving at this conclusion through years of painstaking work talking and writing about funbags every day.

Either way, I always enjoy when Emily comes up on our radar because it usually means some incredible boobage action.

Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Were All Kind Of Busty At The UFC After-Fight Party

UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer were showing more than the round numbers at the UFC after-party in Las Vegas. Arianny wore a boobtacularly cleavtastic striped dress that prominently displayed her ginormous jugs. She's seriously got the kind of rack that would inspire any man to do battle. I guess that's why she's a ring girl. Brittney had on a short dress that came down just south of her crotchecological region. She was flaunting her dynamite legs, the same ones she uses to strut around the octagon with her signs. She too had some lovely cleav for our viewing pleasure. Some might question the need for ring girls in our modern digital age. Can't people just see what round it is on a jumbotron? Anyone who thinks this way just doesn't get it.

The ring girls are as much a part of UFC history as concussions and missing teeth. Take them away and it's just two sweaty dudes beating each other up. Who wants to watch that?

Kim Kardashian Is Cleavy In Black Lace

Hall of fame hottie Kim Kardashian was sexy as F in a black lace number that she wore to the Givenchy show in Paris. Essentially, Kim was wearing a lace teddy with sheer stockings. I guess she just decided that she was going to wear her underwear to the show and forgo the whole clothing thing. I celebrate her decision to do so. Needless to say that those legendary funbags were prominently featured. Say what you want about Kim, there are two facts that are undeniable: 1) She has one of the most spectacular racks on the planet. The cleavage in this outfit can be seen from space. 2) Her booty is the best butt that has ever been fashioned by mother nature. These are not up for negotiation and are simply scientific truths like gravity or that people with small hands are creepy.

I wake up in the morning wondering what new and exciting cleavtacular outfits Kim is going to wear. I think I need to get a hobby.

Kelly Brook See-Through Top and Short Skirt; Yes, Bill, There Is a Santa Clause

Three months before the Yuletide and St. Nick has already brought me exactly what I want. Kelly Brook and her bodacious yams of glory on the streets of Los Angeles in a see-through sheer top and bra and a short skirt showing off her wrap-around-me-oh-please-dear-god legs. Damn, this is how the sidewalks in heaven surely must look. Kelly Brook with a big smile and even big funbags and happy time nipples.

Every now and then my faith in humanity is restored. Though that is completely insignificant compared to my faith in the power of crazy hot women with glorious ta-ta's to make me smile all over. Kelly Brook induces more smiles than she could possibly ever know. Thank you, Santa. I still want the Lego Star Wars MIB set, but this is the best teaser gift ever. Enjoy.