Cleavage

Casey Batchelor Cleavetastic Displays Light Up the London Night Sky

Reality star and TV hostess and girl who may or may not be dating every famous rogue in Britain these days, Casey Batchelor took her ample sweet cleavage out for a stroll in the London evening air to give her lady humps a pleasant breather. Thankfully, us gentleman oglers got a sweet taste of the luxurious funbags barely nested in her barely top. There’s no reason why chesty promenades can’t be a group experience.

Casey is the kind of girl who is going to leave a string of broke hearts and other shredded and chafed body parts in her wake. She seems to be rather okay with all of that, which in itself is pretty damn alluring. I’d happily let Casey break me, and keep her on my Christmas card list after the fact hoping she’d return and do it again. When you’ve seen me in my sweater with the hounds by the fireplace, you really can’t resist. Casey, call me. I’ll tie myself up in anticipation of your arrival. Enjoy.

Keri Russell Looking Incredibly Hot In Leather

The always lovely Keri Russell steamed up the red carpet at the Glamour 2014 Women Of The Year Awards in NYC in a seriously sexy leather outfit. She wore tight black leather pants like a friggin’ 80′s rock star chick and a red and black leather bustier top. The resulting cleavage was quite spectacular. I’ve been an admirer of Keri’s boobage since back in her Felicity days. If I was forced to watch that show at least I got to ogle her ta-tas. 20 years later and Keri is still really sexy. I’m in no way some kind of leather fetishist but I will say that a woman wearing a tight leather outfit does get my pressure up. How could it not? I’d have to be dead not to get a special feeling in my bathing suit area.

That Americans show she’s on is pretty good too. At least this time around it’s a show I want to watch AND I get to ogle her. Win win.

Aubrey O’Day Wears A Revealing Dress To Her Album Release Party

Hottie McHottiepants Aubrey O’Day wore quite the provocative number to her album release party in LA. It was a dress with a see-through panel that showed off most of her funbags. You don’t see nips but you see cleavage the likes of which you’ve never seen before. Aubrey has got a tremendous rack. She has the kind of boobage that could give a man a sprained wrist if he handled those puppies too much. Lately we’ve been seeing a lot of these transparent dresses on those of the hottness persuasion. I guess it’s a way to technically be clothed while still kinda being naked at the same time. It’s the best of both worlds. I for one hope this fashion trend continues for many years to come.

I don’t really care that much what her album sounds like but I am looking forward to the first video. I imagine it will involve oil and partial nudity.

Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip at Mockingjay After Party in Jolly Old England

 
Jennifer Lawrence Nip Slip Flash in London
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Hello there, Jennifer Lawrence funbags. We haven’t seen you since, well, since a time a couple months ago that we’re not supposed to talk about in front of polite company. Luckily, we are only mildly polite here at Egotastic! so we can sneak this blessed peek of your braless peaks within an elegantly open white dress.

Jennifer Lawrence, her plunging neckline, and some semblance of her sweet nipples were visible as she cavorted with Lorde in the back of limo in London following the Hunger Games Mockingjay premiere party in London. I can’t imagine how my invitation got lost in the mail, perhaps a ship at sea went down. Nevertheless, I’m glad we get to share in what has to be the highlight of the party. Jennifer Lawrence, ever so sextastic, the bubbly farting dream girl next door. And these are her ta-ta’s. Just outstanding. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale Is White Hot At The Battersea Power Station Global Launch

The ever sexy Kate Beckinsale was looking cleavtacular at the Battersea Power Station global launch in LA. She wore a white dress that was cut very low. Very. The result was a plethora of boobage. If you think back to Kate’s heyday in the 90′s you’ll recall that she has an extraordinary pair of knockers. 15 years later she is still looking incredibly hot. That’s not an easy task. A lot of her fellow 90′s stars haven’t fared so well. I remember going to see her movies back in the day and liking the fact that I could ogle her even if it was some rom-com that I didn’t like, or worse yet, Pearl Harbor. But that aside I’m glad to see that she’s kept it tight all these years.

I do enjoy a woman that knows how to properly wield the cleav. She’s brandishing her cleavage like a friggin’ samurai.

Happy Early Birthday to a Cleavetastic Arianny Celeste

It’s not even the birthday for the beautiful hot and stream Arianny Celeste for a couple more days, but that didn’t stop her from ringing in her birthday at the Bank in Las Vegas over the weekend, looking like one million damn cleavetastic dollars. We’re used to seeing Arianny in one of her skimpy ring girl outfits or a bikini, or even less in my nightly dreams, but the girls definitely dolls up nicely for special occasions, like hosting her own birthday at a club in Vegas. I can’t believe I was stuck watching the mesmerizing Circus Circus show once again and missing out on Arianny’s special evening.

Every girl deserves a birthday party, just that some girls deserve to have hundreds of people and cameras and people trying to hit on them all night offering up memorably birthday present scenarios. Arianny is just one of those girls. Arianny, I’m sending you my gift today. Please note the air holes in the package and the message imploring you to open immediately. I can only hold my breath for so long. I mean, it’s a bowling ball. Happy Birthday! Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Booty and Boobtastic Steal the MTV European Music Awards

You can only imagine the craptastic aural sensations emanating from the European version of the MTV Music Awards in Scotland over the weekend. Take all the horrible music of MTV America and multiple it by the further horridness that is Euro pop and you have some idea of the google times infinity levels of musical travesty. On the other hand, well, with lousy music comes hot women. It’s sort of axiomatic.

And those ladies showed up to flaunt, present, and perform at the awards show including Nicki Minaj, all curvy crazy, Ariana Grande looking her tushie finest in her show get up, Jordan Dunn, just superbly cleavetastic, and Charli XCX strutting her brunette hottie stuff. It’s a show about music, but if you turn the volume down and just focus on the amazingly hot looking ladies, it’s more than tolerable. But seriously, don’t turn the volume up or your brain will turn to a combination of strained peas and clotted cream. Enjoy.