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Lizzie Cundy Is Cleavtastic in London

English TV personality and certified hot person Lizzie Cundy was boobtastically cleavy while leaving the Chiltern Firehouse Restaurant in London. Lizzie's crown jewels are pretty spectacular and you don't have to wait in line behind a bunch of fat tourists to see them. Her ta-tas are near perfect orbs. Yes, I used the word orbs because that's how perfectly round they are. The dress she was wearing was so low cut that they barely covered her nips. She also showed off her dynamite legs through a revealing slit in the front of the dress. People say that the Brits are uptight and repressed but that's never been my experience. They like to party and bone almost as much as we do here in America. Almost.

The point is that they know how to be sexy. I know when I was in London I spent many a happy hour ogling the local gals. I was expecting them all to look like when Monty Python dressed like women. I was pleasantly surprised that that was not the case.

Maitland Ward and Her Boobs of Glory Steal the Show at Genlux Party

I'm not exactly sure what Genlux magazine was celebrating, but they had the good sense to tell former Boy Meets World starlet Maitland Ward to show up and wear something skimpy. Specifically, up top where Maitland's premiere sized sweater puppies almost spilled out of her top to make for an awesome publicity event.

If you're looking at Maitland and having old school crushes on her teen character from the show, you're completely missing out on her all grow'd up motorboating fantasy potential. Maitland has been doing the circuit of trade shows and premiere events of late, leading me to believe at some point soon we are going to see her in a more showy pictorial in some publication. That will be a happy day indeed. My senses are usually right on these matters, not much else in life, but when a celebrity is about to get nekkid, a higher power has gifted me with that clairvoyance. Blessings often come in strange guises. Or just big old happy melons like Maitland has. Oh, let them loose! Enjoy.

Rita Ora Deep Delicious Cleavetastic for London Fashion Week

If you thought Fashion Week was over, think again. Fashion Week is never over! Never. It just moves from place to place like some kind of intractable rash. This week the fashion plates are all in London doing exactly what they did in New York last week only doing it with a British accent. And British boobtastic.

Rita Ora made a memorable appearance over the weekend at one of the many fine fabrics events, showing off her precious pert melons in a very revealing top. For a moment, I really thought her funbags were going to dangle forth from her top. Now, that would be fashion. Alas, Fashion Week isn't that cool. Rita, let's push the envelope even more when thing shebang gets to Paris. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Offers Up Yet Another Day of Mesmerizing Cleavetastic

Yesterday was Kelly Brook showing off in bright orange, today, low cut black dress outside of the BBC offices to make sure everybody within ten Big Ben distances got a stiff peek at her flouncing boobtastic. If those Kelly Brook funbags aren't a British historical landmark, I'm not sure what would qualify.

We had the privilege of hosting Kelly Brook in her Spandex over the summer in Los Angeles. The backside frontside combo views in the warm weather were something spectacular. Presumably Kelly has returned home and I shall miss the memories of her mammaries up and down the local boulevards here. But, such is the life of the wandering ogler. Ours is but to lust far away. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum Low Cut Cleavy Yummies Flopping About at Fashion Week

Every year Fashion Week begins in New York and every year I ridicule the entire process of expensive frivolity then every year by the end I'm feeling blessed for Fashion Week because of all the wonderfully hot women in hardly any clothing strutting about New York trying to look trendy and exhibitionist. It really is a fair trade if I'm being honest.

The latest and greatest is the stridently sextastic Heidi Klum flashing her motherly mams whilst headed to the Michael Kors show at Fashion Week. Oh, boy, you don't want to miss that one. At least, you don't want to miss hot German model MILFtastic deep cleavage on the way there. Fashion Week giveth and it taketh away. Right now I'm focused on a couple of the hot giveth parts on Heidi Klum. They definitely are giveth-ing me something. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Cleavy Green Dress Stuns at Fashion Week Event

Bella Thorne wanted to make an impression at the silly Fashion Rocks event evening affair at The Barclay Center. So while Justin Bieber was on stage making an ass out of himself, Bella was on the red carpet in a revealing green dress that put paparazzi and age-gaters into something of a tizzy.

Depending on who you believe, her parents I suppose sort of semi-reliable, Bella is just a simple teen girl with aspirations of cuddling with puppies and eating carmel corn at the stare fair. Though according to her lifestyle, Bella is a completely independent world traveling TV and film starlet with a boyfriend and a penchant for wild adventures. Either way, people are going to notice when you wear low cut tops to the biggest celebrity event on the planet last night. So, notice away if you like. Don't notice if you care not to. But whatever you do, don't ignore Bella Thorne, she is a force to be reckoned with. Enjoy.

Daisy Lowe Sweet Sideboobs and Deep Cleavage for the GQ Awards

I don't know if it was the Woman of the Year or Man of the Year Awards, or if they're one in the same. After catching sight of Britty model hottie Daisy Lowe and her tremendous teats barely contained in her racy outfit for the ceremony, I lost track of the not the least bit important award show details. Daisy Lowe has always been a charming exhibitionist, though not a super public attention seeker. At least not enough for my tastes. But when she decides to give it her one-hundred percent, wow, she can really own a red carpet.

We applaud the ladies who bare their udders with utter disregard for silly social standards of modesty. If you got it, flaunt it. The kids will be okay, trust me. They suckle those yams to sustain and nurture. Nobody but the misled finds anything wrong with beautiful women showing off their bounty. This is part of what keeps me going day after day. Knowing the battle continues. Also, you know, getting paid to stare at Daisy Lowe's ridiculously hot body. I'd say it's 50-50. Enjoy.