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Khloe Kardashian Extends Her Cleavage To Pimp Some Sparkly Junk

'How comes never Khloe?' was how EgoReader 'Bill W.' opened his missive email. He does have kind of a cool name and to each their own in the celebrity you'd most like to mount like a jockey category, so when I caught sight of Khloe Kardashian doing her damnedest to barely keep her yams inside her low cut dress while pimping some kind of merchandise your teen daughters will insist on buying, I just had to share.

Khloe truly is the forgotten Kardashian. Outside of constant gossip rag relationship tell-alls, Khloe and her enhanced female form rarely get recognized as much as her various sisters and half-sisters in the category of the allure. Make of that what you will. If ever you did feel for Khloe, it probably had something to do with her large mammaries and her willingness to sell them to the highest motorboating bidder. Bill W., you have been served. Or was I served. I forget how that expression works exactly. Khloe. Enjoy.

Maitland Ward Trebles Up the Comikaze Cleavetastic with Harry Potter, Star Trek, and Naughty Devil

Maitland Ward really has become the go-to chesty blessings for comic fantasy conventions up and down the annual calendar. The former Boy Meets World actress lent her cosplay funbags this past weekend to the Comikaze Convention where Stan Lee and a couple thousand of his nerdiest nerd friends reveled in the fanboy faptastic thanks to Maitland donning not one but three separate dress up and cleave down type costumes.

I'm not sure I've ever seen that particular trick done before. The trifecta of Harry Potter, Star Trek, and a sextastic naughty devil. I'm surprised the geeks lived to tell the tale. In the very least you had to know the CVS pharmacies in the area called a red alert on shortages of Vaseline Intensive Care and Diet Yoo-Hoo soda. Something like a phenomenon. Job well done, Maitland. Enjoy.

Padma Lakshmi And Her Cheffing Boobs of Goodness

Get out of my dreams, get into my car, you sextastic hot Indian kitchen hottie. Um, no, that's not directed at anybody in particular, though, yes, i suppose it could apply to the outrageously boobtastic Padma Lakshmi leaving her New York digs for some swank party. I'm guessing on the party part, she does seem a bit overdressed for White Castle. Though let's not discount how wearing that dress to White Castle would make her my number one forever dream girl. I'm sure she's aware.

Padma doesn't often show a lot of skin in the public arena, but when she does, this Top Chef delight thrills in the forty and faptastic category. A hot mom with the wares she dares to bare. That's some dress. I'm sure it cost more than my rent, which I'd gladly forgo and live on the street if Padma would only let me help her zip up and adjust. I think I just made an amuse-bouche in my pants. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Has a Flare for the Cleavetastic Dramatic

I'll say this for Lady Gaga, she's not just a woman into big wardrobe and outlandish stage settings, she's also somebody who understands the universal love of ta-ta's and asstastic. Her wild dressups might appeal to a specific segment of the music buying audience, but her near constant boob flashing has a more broad appeal, even to somebody such as myself who would rather inject my eyeball with a syringe filled with ebola than listen to a Lady Gaga album. That's probably a bit harsh of a comparative, so let's say those are equal for me.

Nevertheless, here comes Gaga again out of a London hotel showing off her chest puppies in revealing fashion. It's just hard to pass up a chance to ogle a woman hell bent on flashing her body in public. Rihanna, Miley, Lady Gaga, they all do it. I know. I peek every single time. I'm a victim of my own hormones. Who will start a charity for me? Still waiting. Nice hooters, Gaga. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Braless Knockers Celebrate a Birthday in Sin City

Kim Kardashian turned 34. Various body parts, harder to determine age without forensic pathology. But Kim and her parts celebrated big time in Vegas over the weekend her birthday and more so the fact that she was getting paid to celebrate her birthday. They just don't hand that privilege out to anyone. It helps if you promise to being along your healthy humpers and show them off to the entire Vegas nightclub audience who has to pay to join your little soiree.

I always had trouble getting people to show up to my birthday parties, let alone paying a cover to get in. Probably has something to do with that dress she's wearing. I know I couldn't pull that off. I'm assuming it was designed especially for Kim and her less than 34 year old yummy yams. If only she could get 34 of them, then we could've have blown them out and applauded. Kim, you are not shy about showing off your moneymakers. I will give you that. Enjoy.

The Bella Twins Flashing Their Cleavy Twins Out in West Hollywood

The wrestling diva twins, Nikki Bella and Brie Bella decided to give Tinsel Town a little taste of their moves last night leaving a fancy restaurant where I go looking for scraps after hours to feed my dog Mr. Featherstone and occasionally he shares with me, which is nice and keeps me going for a few more days.

Nikki and Brie are known for their dramatic storylines, two-timing, gut punching moves in the well staged drama that is the WWE. If you're not sure what is real and what is not real, I'd err on the side of the former, including when describing certain indisputably eye popping elements of the twins fine lady parts. They do present a must-see package in double time. Four funbags for the price of... well, like they say, if you have to ask, you can not afford. Fair enough, I ogle thusly from afar cleavetastic twins. Enjoy.

Katie Price Goes Massive Cleavage for De Minimis Book Launch

Ah, Katie Price. Model, reality star, and noted author. Well, noted as having the largest yams of anybody who's ever put out more than a half dozen or so books perhaps. I'm not sure Katie writes them, I'm quite sure I will never read them, but that doesn't mean we can't rejoice in the display of ta-ta's she puts on every single time she puts another tome out in into the Amazon world. I'll say this for Katie, she knows how to get the press to show up for her announcements.

Katie's new book is called Make My Wish Come True. I'm going to go ahead and state that unless her wish is to have a Yankee blogger motorboat her for five minutes then ask if she has any crackers, I probably can't oblige. I'm sure the deeper meaning is between the covers. I'll leave it to you to decipher as I sit here and gladly allow gravity to direct my eyeball orbitals in the direction of her massive mammary. There's no hobby quite like reading. Enjoy.