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Helen Flanagan Brings the Big Time Boobtastic to Little Lingerie

By Bill Swift | April 10, 2013 @ 11:45 pm

Helen Flanagan Massive Cleavage in Lingerie

Helen Flanagan is yet another Coronation Street soapy star we adore for her dramatic talents, most notably the two pieces of epic stage craft pinned to the front of her curvaceous body.

Featured in some seemingly under-supportive bras, Helen shows exactly how a woman should react in such situations -- smile and own the awesomeness of your own splendid pair. Precisely why we fall in lust with her all over again every time we virtually meet. Enjoy.

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Frankie Essex Panties Peeks Know How to Party

By Bill Swift | April 10, 2013 @ 12:46 pm

Frankie Essex Flashing Cleavage and Panties in London

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Frankie Essex, of The Only Way is Essex fame, or maybe infamy, well, she sure looks like a fun gal to party with when out late night in London. Frankie was out with her cousin and show co-star Chloe Sims and looks like she maybe had one or ten too many, sliding barely conscious into the back of a car and flashing her panties. How her bodacious boobtastic managed to stay in her dress is truly a mystery, not to mention a misfortune.

But, if you're looking for a drinking buddy with some end of the evening visual theatrics, look no further than Frankie Essex.

Vanessa Hudgens Wants Desperately to Flash Her Top

By Bill Swift | March 28, 2013 @ 11:26 am

Vanessa Hudgens Flashes Her Lace Bra and Legs in Beverly Hills

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Vanessa Hudgens has literally and figuratively blossomed before our eyes, with this entire Spring Breakers adult type film being the final exam if you will in her matriculation into full sextastic womanhood.

For the past few months Vanessa has been out and about, formal and casual, in low cut tops with her deep cleavage and almost wardrobe malfunctions, giving me the impression she's just dangling her danglers on the edge of a big time public reveal that is inevitable to occur. Maybe I'm reading and dreaming too much into this, but seeing Vanessa and her bra and chest flashes about town, I'm feeling very optimistic for a full-on Hudgens flash coming soon. Enjoy.

VANESSA HAS BECOME INCREASINGLY LESS SHY ABOUT SHOWING OFF IN PUBLIC

Vanessa Hudgens Shows Cleavage in a Tight Workout Shirt

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Vanessa Hudgens Nearly Spills Out of Her Top Backstage at Kimmel

By Bill Swift | March 20, 2013 @ 9:36 am

Cleavetastic!

Vanessa Hudgens Boobs Nearly Falls Out Backstage at Jimmy Kimmel

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Wow, when we said Vanessa Hudgens was growing up fast, we didn't even realize ourselves how fast it was all happening.

Last night pimping Spring Breakers on Jimmy Kimmel, Vanessa wore a loose fitting low cut top that managed to stay up throughout her interview on the show, but backstage after her appearance, very nearly (and, man, how we prayed) fell off, or out, or spilled over or what have you. Now, Vanessa is not a mighty bosomy girl, so maybe spill out is not the appropriate term. But it's the words we used in our prayer. And while they did not go fully answered, watching Vanessa fumble and tug at her top to keep her puppies from going for a walk on their own, well, it was titillating, Enjoy.

VANESSA HAS NEVER BEEN SHY ABOUT FLASHING HER CLEAVE

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Luisano Lopilato Changes Clothes and Cleavage At the Beach

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2013 @ 12:27 pm

Luisana Lopilato Changing Clothes at the Beach in Miami

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Let's be straight about this, it's simply not right or proper to stand openly and stare at a woman, hot or not, changing her clothes at the beach. Which is why, as gentlemen, we always hide behind a beach umbrella or pretend to be playing Frisbee with a nearby kid whilst we ogle the ladies changing in and out of their beach wear.

Including Luisano Lopilato, the wicked hot Argentinean model and wife of lucky bastard, Michael Buble. We didn't get to see any full monty from Luisano on Miami Beach, but just seeing her peeking at her own funbags in utter wonderment, precisely what we were doing ourselves, well, I like to think we had a special moment together. Well, perhaps more special for me. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Brings Out the Big Guns for American Idol Finalist Party

By Bill Swift | March 8, 2013 @ 9:26 am

Mariah Carey Big Cleavage at 'American Idol' Finalists Party in LA

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Granted, this is the seventeenth Finalist Party of the current American Idol season. I don't watch the show, because I like girls and football, but it does seem they have a blowout confetti after party pretty much now every single week to celebrate some culling of the amateur pop star singing herd.

And that was the only excuse Mariah Carey needed to bring out her twins for cleavetastic display at the after-party. Combine those with a strong-ass pair of Spanx and a tight dress and you have the makings of a now 40-something diva who is still very much stacked and intact. You go, girl, as the kids like to say that I like to punch in the abdomen. Mariah Carey, still working it. Enjoy.

MARIAH CAREY AS A TRASHY FIREFIGHTER LIT THE FLAMES OF PASSION

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Georgia Salpa Flashes Major Cleavage for New Magazine Party

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2013 @ 11:14 am

Georgia Salpa Major Cleavage at the New Magazine's 10th Birthday Party in London

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We dig Georgia Salpa, ever since we first saw her major league fun bags. Of course, we like, appreciate, and honor the woman as a whole (I learned that phrase from my lone feminist friend), but, if I'm being totally honest as a man, yes, I am looking down there, Georgia.

The party balloons came out to play last night at the New Magazine 10th Anniversary Party in the the U.K., where Georgia's cleavetastic was the talk of the town, and the biggest takeaway from the party. Well, I imagine one dude might have gotten the privilege of actually motorboating those puppies later in the evening, but for the rest of us who had a choice between ogling Georgia's bazoongas and a New Magazine parting gift bag, well, choose the bazoongas. Thank you Georgia for your wonderful gifts. Enjoy.