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Reese Witherspoon Reveals Cleavage For Vogue Magazine

Movie star and sexy gal Reese Witherspoon displayed her amazing cleave for November's Vogue Magazine issue. She wore a series of fancy dresses that all had one important thing in common: maximum boobage exposure. She should get a second Oscar for those puppies. I've always had a crush on Reese, I admit it. When forced to go see one of her rom-coms by my wife, I rarely complain. Because I think she's really hot unlike other rom-comers that don't do it for me. I understand that rom-comers isn't a word...but it is now because I invented it. Anyhoo, the dresses in these pics also showed off a little bit of Reese's smooth sexy legs. I remember thinking that she had a spectacular set of stems back when she was in Legally Blonde.

Yeah, I saw Legally Blonde. I saw the not so great sequel too. She wore a lot of sexy outfits, yo.

Lea Michele’s Mighty Cleave And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Lea Michele was all kinds of leggy and cleavy at the American Horror Story: Freakshow Premiere. (Huffington Post)

Kelly Brook was nice enough to post some nude selfies. Thanks! (Drunken Stepfather)

Hailey Clauson sports some sexy bikinis. (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox sports a slinky black dress at TMNT premiere in Berlin. (Popoholic)

Ever wonder what it's like to shoot a sex scene with Brooklyn Decker? (The Superficial)

And now, lots of pictures of Victoria's Secret model Magdalena Frackowiak. (COED)

Pilot a plane for Air Canada and get some free porn, eh. (TMZ)

Emmy Rossum Deep Cleavage Awesome At Some Book Event in Hollywood

I don't know what makeup artist tried to give my belusted Emmy Awesome horrible allergy eyes, but nothing could take away from Emily's hot looks and plunging neckline boobtastic reveal at some fancy book launch party in Hollywood last night. Shame on anyone who would dare try to distract from Emily's heaven sent beauty and cleavy reveals, the likes of which have made her a fan favorite her on Ego and around the world indeed. From stage siren to Siren of the Shores in one very quick rise.

Emmy and her petite but spectacular nevertheless top are welcome in my abode any day. In fact, I'll even offer to re-do her makeup, maybe a little 'My Heart Belongs to Bill' message in her eyeliner just so everyone knows deep down how she almost certainly feels about me as well. That sounds kind of stalkery, but when true feelings of passion and horniness are involved, I'd like to think it's something more special. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Cleavetastic Melons in the Big Apple

Sure, we've seen a great deal of brunette super hottie Emily Ratajkowski without her clothes on lately. But there's something to be said for seeing her sextastic self out in the streets of Manhattan veiled slightly behind some cleavetastic garment and looking like ten million dollars. I say ten because I know if I ever came up with the million, she'd tell me that was her new price to go out with me. Glass is half full, Billy, keep telling yourself that.

Emily is simply one of those extraordinarily fine female forms that has allured us form the time we first strained eyeballs staring at her luscious treats. The pangs have yet to slow or subside. Naturally, we adore Emily in inverse proportion to the amount of clothes, or hands-on applications of her own hands, but seeing her all decked out and ever so fine, we're reminded by our feminist friends to consider the whole woman. And, believe me, I want the whole of Emily Ratajkowski. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Flashes the Deep Cleavage for Her Own Parisian Peaches Display

Not to be left out of the girls always flashing serious boobtastic in Paris this week for the all important fashion shows, Selena Gomez dazzled my very heart in a low cut thingamajig that showed off her thingamajigs in stellar fine fashion. I'm sure there's all sort of fashion elements I'm missing in my review of her wardrobe, but I'll just call it sextastic kitty show off wear, complete with a few unspoken meows. Selena looked mighty fine. And with the competition in Paris, you have no other choice.

Te amo, Selena. Despite your one distinctive flaw in choosing boyfriends, I continue to pine for you in the way a man pines for a woman he wants to slather in honey and pretend he's a hungry Pooh Bear. That dress certainly ins't going to de-pine me any. Thought of the Devil's Midget aside, Selena Gomez has so much petite hottie potential. I'd hate to see a single ounce of it wasted. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Goes Super Deep on Cleavage To Make Fashion Week Interesting

Another day, another Fashion Week. And for all my bitching, yet another chance to see tons of the world's hottest models trying to outdo each other both on the catwalk and in the audience. That's not such a bad thing really. In fact it's a really great thing when the likes of uber-MILFtastic Miranda Kerr shows up to some hoity-toity show in a plunging neckline that plunges straight to my happy nether regions.

The Aussie model and world class hot divorcee was showing off an acre or two of her chesty goodness behind some frock I'm sure costs more than my paycheck. My annual paycheck. Nevertheless, I'd trade all my earthy riches, or about $78.22, for a chance to help Miranda Kerr test the funbag containing worthiness of her gown. How those lovely peaches stay in their crates I do not know. But I wish they hadn't. What a delicious sight indeed. Fashion doesn't have to be boring, it just usually is. Today, Miranda Kerr does her best to make it compelling for men as well. Well played, good woman. Enjoy.

Casey Batchelor Continues Her Run of Cleavetastic Paparazzi Wins

Casey Batchelor is not going to let a couple things like her big front things stop her from wearing low cut outfits and tiny bikinis. Not when the award for most photographed celebrity is up for grabs each and every night somewhere in this world.

Casey flashed her impressive mams which she claims are downsized from just a few months ago on the red carpet of a movie premiere in London. Naturally, every single camera lens was directed by gravity if nothing else to her impressive chestal assets. If you build them, they will come. Something like that. I just admire a girl who knows her best side and isn't afraid to use it. Casey Batchelor would made for a fun movie premiere date, if you didn't mind being known as 'hey, who's the shlump with the girl with the giant hoo-haws?'. I certainly don't. Enjoy.