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Emmy Rossum Deep Cleavage Awesome At Some Book Event in Hollywood

I don't know what makeup artist tried to give my belusted Emmy Awesome horrible allergy eyes, but nothing could take away from Emily's hot looks and plunging neckline boobtastic reveal at some fancy book launch party in Hollywood last night. Shame on anyone who would dare try to distract from Emily's heaven sent beauty and cleavy reveals, the likes of which have made her a fan favorite her on Ego and around the world indeed. From stage siren to Siren of the Shores in one very quick rise.

Emmy and her petite but spectacular nevertheless top are welcome in my abode any day. In fact, I'll even offer to re-do her makeup, maybe a little 'My Heart Belongs to Bill' message in her eyeliner just so everyone knows deep down how she almost certainly feels about me as well. That sounds kind of stalkery, but when true feelings of passion and horniness are involved, I'd like to think it's something more special. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Cleavetastic Melons in the Big Apple

Sure, we've seen a great deal of brunette super hottie Emily Ratajkowski without her clothes on lately. But there's something to be said for seeing her sextastic self out in the streets of Manhattan veiled slightly behind some cleavetastic garment and looking like ten million dollars. I say ten because I know if I ever came up with the million, she'd tell me that was her new price to go out with me. Glass is half full, Billy, keep telling yourself that.

Emily is simply one of those extraordinarily fine female forms that has allured us form the time we first strained eyeballs staring at her luscious treats. The pangs have yet to slow or subside. Naturally, we adore Emily in inverse proportion to the amount of clothes, or hands-on applications of her own hands, but seeing her all decked out and ever so fine, we're reminded by our feminist friends to consider the whole woman. And, believe me, I want the whole of Emily Ratajkowski. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Flashes the Deep Cleavage for Her Own Parisian Peaches Display

Not to be left out of the girls always flashing serious boobtastic in Paris this week for the all important fashion shows, Selena Gomez dazzled my very heart in a low cut thingamajig that showed off her thingamajigs in stellar fine fashion. I'm sure there's all sort of fashion elements I'm missing in my review of her wardrobe, but I'll just call it sextastic kitty show off wear, complete with a few unspoken meows. Selena looked mighty fine. And with the competition in Paris, you have no other choice.

Te amo, Selena. Despite your one distinctive flaw in choosing boyfriends, I continue to pine for you in the way a man pines for a woman he wants to slather in honey and pretend he's a hungry Pooh Bear. That dress certainly ins't going to de-pine me any. Thought of the Devil's Midget aside, Selena Gomez has so much petite hottie potential. I'd hate to see a single ounce of it wasted. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Goes Super Deep on Cleavage To Make Fashion Week Interesting

Another day, another Fashion Week. And for all my bitching, yet another chance to see tons of the world's hottest models trying to outdo each other both on the catwalk and in the audience. That's not such a bad thing really. In fact it's a really great thing when the likes of uber-MILFtastic Miranda Kerr shows up to some hoity-toity show in a plunging neckline that plunges straight to my happy nether regions.

The Aussie model and world class hot divorcee was showing off an acre or two of her chesty goodness behind some frock I'm sure costs more than my paycheck. My annual paycheck. Nevertheless, I'd trade all my earthy riches, or about $78.22, for a chance to help Miranda Kerr test the funbag containing worthiness of her gown. How those lovely peaches stay in their crates I do not know. But I wish they hadn't. What a delicious sight indeed. Fashion doesn't have to be boring, it just usually is. Today, Miranda Kerr does her best to make it compelling for men as well. Well played, good woman. Enjoy.

Casey Batchelor Continues Her Run of Cleavetastic Paparazzi Wins

Casey Batchelor is not going to let a couple things like her big front things stop her from wearing low cut outfits and tiny bikinis. Not when the award for most photographed celebrity is up for grabs each and every night somewhere in this world.

Casey flashed her impressive mams which she claims are downsized from just a few months ago on the red carpet of a movie premiere in London. Naturally, every single camera lens was directed by gravity if nothing else to her impressive chestal assets. If you build them, they will come. Something like that. I just admire a girl who knows her best side and isn't afraid to use it. Casey Batchelor would made for a fun movie premiere date, if you didn't mind being known as 'hey, who's the shlump with the girl with the giant hoo-haws?'. I certainly don't. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Red Hot Cleavage At “Gone Girl” NYC Premiere

Super sexy model and topless girl in music videos Emily Ratajkowski was looking particularly cleavtastic at the Gone Girl premiere at the New York Film Festival. She was wearing a red dress that has some seriously amazing cleav. Who can forget the first time they saw Emily's now legendary funbags in the uncensored version of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines video? I certainly recall being mesmerized by her bouncing bosoms. I consider myself a bit of an expert in the boobtastic sciences and I can honestly say that Emily's chichis are in the top 3 best boobs around right now. I know some may disagree with me, but I do not come to this decision lightly and am arriving at this conclusion through years of painstaking work talking and writing about funbags every day.

Either way, I always enjoy when Emily comes up on our radar because it usually means some incredible boobage action.

Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Were All Kind Of Busty At The UFC After-Fight Party

UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer were showing more than the round numbers at the UFC after-party in Las Vegas. Arianny wore a boobtacularly cleavtastic striped dress that prominently displayed her ginormous jugs. She's seriously got the kind of rack that would inspire any man to do battle. I guess that's why she's a ring girl. Brittney had on a short dress that came down just south of her crotchecological region. She was flaunting her dynamite legs, the same ones she uses to strut around the octagon with her signs. She too had some lovely cleav for our viewing pleasure. Some might question the need for ring girls in our modern digital age. Can't people just see what round it is on a jumbotron? Anyone who thinks this way just doesn't get it.

The ring girls are as much a part of UFC history as concussions and missing teeth. Take them away and it's just two sweaty dudes beating each other up. Who wants to watch that?