bare-midriff Posts:

Irina Shayk Leggy Wearing Short Denim Shorts In NYC

Ah,  Irina Shayk. Is there a better pair of legs out there in the sexy leggasphere? Only Taylor Swift comes close to rivaling the sheer shapely hottness of Irina's stems. She showed off her perfect set in a pair of short shorts in the West Village in New York City. The last hot days of summer are winding down here in New York and soon the hotties will be storing their legs for winter. So, we must enjoy them while we can. As if Irina's legs aren't enough of a treat, she also exposed her tight tummy in a bare-midriff shirt. She's also got one of the best stomachs out there. If you disagree you are, quite simply, wrong. I will go so far as to say that I will fight to defend the hottness of her tight, toned abs against all naysery. Yes, I know that isn't a word but that's how strongly I feel about it.

I've got to start migrating to warmer climates in the winter to follow the hottness. I'd be kind of like a duck, only I would travel thousands of miles to ogle sexy ladies. Worth it.

Cara Santana Shows Off Her Abs

The lovely Cara Santana showed off her amazing abs in a sports bra in LA. She was leaving the gym wearing a pair of workout pants that were so tight that they look like they were painted on. They did a good job of displaying her shapely booty. As a top she chose to go with just a sports bra. The result was a glimpse at her incredibly toned stomach. Who can blame her for showing it off, it's friggin' perfect. If I had abs like that I'd walk around topless all the time. The sports bra also framed her perfectly pert ta-tas in a great way. I first became aware of Cara when I was forced to watch one of the Beverly Hills Chihuahua movies by my mom. While I did not enjoy the film about talking rat dogs, I did like seeing Cara. I remember thinking, "Wow, that girl is super hot to be in this movie".

It almost made watching that movie worth it. Almost.

Miranda Kerr Puts Her Tiny Waist On Display in NYC

Australian model Miranda Kerr showed off her ridiculously sexy bare-midriff in New York City. Miranda was sporting a black crop top shirt that stopped right below the ta-tas and showed off her award winning belly. And why shouldn't she? If you had a stomach as perfect as Miranda's, you would too. It's so tiny and toned. I don't even know how it is humanly possible to have that smooth and perfect a belly. It must be mostly genetics, exercise, and not eating like I do, I imagine. Miranda is seriously sexy, though. She could wear a potato sack and a fishing hat and still be the sexiest girl in the room, even if that room was filled with other supermodels.

Miranda should put out a video on how to get a stomach like hers. She'd make a ton of money. I want my cut for coming up with the idea.

Emmy Rossum Nipple Pokes In Her Sports Bra

The lovely Emmy Rossum was all nips and midriffs as she left the gym in Beverly Hills. Emmy was sporting a pair of tight workout pants that hugged her lovely curves and displayed her awe-inspiring thigh gap. She was also showing off some fantastic bare midriff. Emmy's has one of those finely toned stomachs that you hear about but rarely see in your average human. But the real news is up top in her sports bra. Maybe it was cold in the gym or maybe her nips were just in the mood to say hello. Whatever the reason, Emmy's nippies poked through her sports bra like two shining headlights in a world of darkness. Emmy's got a pretty spectacular rack to begin with, but a good nipple poke only adds to the wonder that is her boobies.

Some people find nipple pokes embarrassing. Why? I think they should be celebrated. There should be a national holiday celebrating the nipple poke.

Taylor Swift Bares Midriff And Legs Out In NYC

Singer and sexy person Taylor Swift showed off her incredible bare midriff and legendary legs in New York City yesterday. Few people do bare midriff as well as Taylor. She's got a magnificently thin and toned belly that is a joy to look at. I guess she knows that and that's why she is always showing it off. That Taylor is a true humanitarian. The skirt she was wearing was also slit almost all the way to her hoo-ha so we also got a good eyeful of her legs. I've said it before and I will surely say it again that Taylor has the best legs of anyone in the entertainment biz. They are long, lean, and oh so satisfying. If there were a Platonic form of the female leg, I'm pretty sure it's Taylor's stems.

Every time I'm in Taylor's neighborhood in NYC I keep hoping I'll run into her but we keep missing each other. I have the conversation all planned out. I'll say, "Hey Taylor, I'm a writer that sings the praises of your legs all the time." and she'd be all like, "Gee, thanks Jack. Let's hang out and be besties." This is my dream.

Emmy Rossum Shows Of Mid-Riff In Workout Clothes

Singer, actress, and hot person Emmy Rossum was spotted in West Hollywood showing off her tight mid-riff. Emmy had been working out and she had tucked her shirt into her sports bra. The result was a full-on display of her lovely stomach. It's flat, toned, and glorious. Emmy is in phenomenal shape. You can tell because the pants are really tight and you can see the exact outline and dimensions of her booty. You've got to be pretty confident in your butt looking good to wear pants this tight. There's also some pretty extraordinary thigh gap. At first I didn't get the whole big whoop about thigh gap but I'm starting to come around. Emmy has one of the best I've seen in a while. It's like her thighs are in separate zip codes.

Emmy is genuinely sexy. I even watched that YA fantasy movie Beautiful Creatures just because it had her in it. It was worth the pain.

Taylor Swift Shows Off Bare-Midriff And Legs In NYC

Singer and writer of break-up songs Taylor Swift was spotted showing off her bare-midriff and those amazing legs in New York City. Taylor had on a crop top shirt that let everyone on street behold that amazing stomach. She's got an tight abdomen. It's flat, toned, and oh so satisfying. But it's Taylor's legs that really fill me with joy. They are so long. You hear people say that a girl has long legs and usually it's just an exaggeration. But no, Taylor has some long sexy legs. No wonder guys flock to date her even though they know that if they split up she's going to write a song making fun of them. That's a risk most men would risk. It's worth it. She's freakin' gorgeous.

I am very happy that Taylor now lives in my city. I keep hoping I'll run into her but we keep missing each other. I guess it's hard when there are 8 million other people around.