bare-midriff Posts:

Julianne Hough Crazy Low Cut Yoga Pants Flashing Serious Midriff

Talk about your good girl Mormon going off the reservation (and talk about your mixed metaphors), Julianne Hough hit the streets in a pair of low cut yoga pants that I didn't even know existed until now, flashing areas just north of her special place and up to her navel.

We know Julianne has been working out hard to perfect her bikini body in response to her breakup from her boyfriend and gay BFF in one fell swoop, but now she's gone and decided to show it off like a horny harlot. Virgin or not, this is the kind of skin show that can get a proper lady in trouble. At least, I really really hope so. Enjoy.

Kimberley Garner Reveals Her Cleave and Midriff and the Secret to Being a Worthwhile Reality Star

Ambitious young blonde Kimberley Garner exposed a good bit of her front side at some London Fashion week related brand pimping event and shocked a few of the more pearl-clutching Britty types in the area, but we just stopped and politely stared and reminded ourselves that at its very best, reality television is a fertile breeding ground for shameless young women who will do and show anything to become famous. And thank god for that.

Kimberley Garner is featured on the show Made in Chelsea, another one of these craptastic productions that kind of sort of pretends that it's real before everybody obviously finds out its all staged and then producers come up with terms like 'hybrid' reality to explain away all the scripting. But, honestly, who cares? The people who watch these shows don't care. It's like teen boys and professional wrestling. They're just in it for the spectacle. And we're just into Kimberley Garner for her body. So I suppose there is no high moral ground in this situation. If there were, we'd be sitting atop it with our binoculars trying to peek her knickers. Enjoy.

Francia Raisa Bares Her Midriff for Pebbles Halloween

We have a mini-crush The Secret Life of the American Teenager brunette hottie Francia Raisa and her curvy young body, so put us in the camp of happy campers when Francia hit the Halloween party circuit in her Pebbles from the Flintstone costume (or, is that Wilma?) flashing serious skin and hints of brontosaurus skin wrapped S-shaped body parts.

Say what you will about the pagan heritage of the Halloween holiday, some sort of token ceremony to appease the tree gods, but after seeing Francia in her little costume get-up, I'd recommend some rubbing up against the branches like my Poodle-Pit Bull mix Mr. Dead Eyes does thrice weekly to control his needs to sire. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Flashes Her Tummy for Sushi

We're just kind of fascinated with Joanna Krupa these days. We've always lusted for her super hotness, but the combination of her new found self-promoter role as a Miami Real Housewife and the allegations that she worked as a girl-for-hire in the past, well it's all sort of playing into our perfect girl fantasy. Not that we could afford an evening with Joanna, but in our fantasies, we are also wealthy professional athletes, so we got the Black Amex, so we're good for a couple spins around the world.

Joanna can't help but show some body part these days when out and about, even if it was just the bare midriff last night out at Katsuya Sushi in Hollywood, we'll take it as it is the same tummy we are currently imagining employing for our honey drop shots contest. Every great female fantasy begins with some hint of opportunity. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bares Midriff for Tip-Top Tummy Perfection

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley really is one fine piece of work.

Now that the Britty model has given up on the thespianic ambitions (we hope) and gone back to her god-given destiny of just being one super fine looking woman, her sextastic lights are back on to bright, causing even her street candids to once again shine with sweet perfection.

Over the weekend Rosie saw fit to flash her fit midriff in West Hollywood while cruising about in some jeans and a short top, reminding us that many smoking fine girls on film still look ridiculously hot live and in the flesh, and it's the flesh that is currently killing us here. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Stroup Go Shirt(less) and Skins for ’90210′ Football

It's no secret that the television show 90210 exists almost entirely to reveal healthy doses of good looking women pretending to be still in school. We can certainly appreciate this.

Slender sextastics AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Stroup took to the shirts and skins variety of football, combining the ever popular duo of hot chicks and sports, but not in the Lingerie Football League variety, where you're a little frightened for you life, but more in the manner where you'd like to softly tackle the girls to the ground with a healthy dose of giggles and rolls in the dirt.

Keep it up, 90210. You're doing very good deeds. Enjoy.

Sarah Harding Is Getting Hotter and Hotter; And We’re Noticing

Somewhat overshadowed by the hotness that is Cheryl Cole, we too must admit to having overlooked Sarah Harding a bit too much during her Girls Aloud craptastic pop music ensemble days (and, truly, Girls Aloud made the Spice Girls look like Mozart), but ever since coming out of secret rehab many months ago, Sarah has just continued to impress with her half-dressed London outdoors mini-exhibitions.

In her latest street romp, Sarah goes bare-midriff on a 'walkies' with her dog, flashing her legs and Booty Aloud in a pair of Daisy Dukes that could only fit her better if she were not wearing them at all. Toned, taut, hot -- Sarah Harding deserves much more ogling time. Enjoy.

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