bare-midriff Posts:

Miranda Kerr Puts Her Tiny Waist On Display in NYC

Australian model Miranda Kerr showed off her ridiculously sexy bare-midriff in New York City. Miranda was sporting a black crop top shirt that stopped right below the ta-tas and showed off her award winning belly. And why shouldn't she? If you had a stomach as perfect as Miranda's, you would too. It's so tiny and toned. I don't even know how it is humanly possible to have that smooth and perfect a belly. It must be mostly genetics, exercise, and not eating like I do, I imagine. Miranda is seriously sexy, though. She could wear a potato sack and a fishing hat and still be the sexiest girl in the room, even if that room was filled with other supermodels.

Miranda should put out a video on how to get a stomach like hers. She'd make a ton of money. I want my cut for coming up with the idea.

Emmy Rossum Nipple Pokes In Her Sports Bra

The lovely Emmy Rossum was all nips and midriffs as she left the gym in Beverly Hills. Emmy was sporting a pair of tight workout pants that hugged her lovely curves and displayed her awe-inspiring thigh gap. She was also showing off some fantastic bare midriff. Emmy's has one of those finely toned stomachs that you hear about but rarely see in your average human. But the real news is up top in her sports bra. Maybe it was cold in the gym or maybe her nips were just in the mood to say hello. Whatever the reason, Emmy's nippies poked through her sports bra like two shining headlights in a world of darkness. Emmy's got a pretty spectacular rack to begin with, but a good nipple poke only adds to the wonder that is her boobies.

Some people find nipple pokes embarrassing. Why? I think they should be celebrated. There should be a national holiday celebrating the nipple poke.

Taylor Swift Bares Midriff And Legs Out In NYC

Singer and sexy person Taylor Swift showed off her incredible bare midriff and legendary legs in New York City yesterday. Few people do bare midriff as well as Taylor. She's got a magnificently thin and toned belly that is a joy to look at. I guess she knows that and that's why she is always showing it off. That Taylor is a true humanitarian. The skirt she was wearing was also slit almost all the way to her hoo-ha so we also got a good eyeful of her legs. I've said it before and I will surely say it again that Taylor has the best legs of anyone in the entertainment biz. They are long, lean, and oh so satisfying. If there were a Platonic form of the female leg, I'm pretty sure it's Taylor's stems.

Every time I'm in Taylor's neighborhood in NYC I keep hoping I'll run into her but we keep missing each other. I have the conversation all planned out. I'll say, "Hey Taylor, I'm a writer that sings the praises of your legs all the time." and she'd be all like, "Gee, thanks Jack. Let's hang out and be besties." This is my dream.

Emmy Rossum Shows Of Mid-Riff In Workout Clothes

Singer, actress, and hot person Emmy Rossum was spotted in West Hollywood showing off her tight mid-riff. Emmy had been working out and she had tucked her shirt into her sports bra. The result was a full-on display of her lovely stomach. It's flat, toned, and glorious. Emmy is in phenomenal shape. You can tell because the pants are really tight and you can see the exact outline and dimensions of her booty. You've got to be pretty confident in your butt looking good to wear pants this tight. There's also some pretty extraordinary thigh gap. At first I didn't get the whole big whoop about thigh gap but I'm starting to come around. Emmy has one of the best I've seen in a while. It's like her thighs are in separate zip codes.

Emmy is genuinely sexy. I even watched that YA fantasy movie Beautiful Creatures just because it had her in it. It was worth the pain.

Taylor Swift Shows Off Bare-Midriff And Legs In NYC

Singer and writer of break-up songs Taylor Swift was spotted showing off her bare-midriff and those amazing legs in New York City. Taylor had on a crop top shirt that let everyone on street behold that amazing stomach. She's got an tight abdomen. It's flat, toned, and oh so satisfying. But it's Taylor's legs that really fill me with joy. They are so long. You hear people say that a girl has long legs and usually it's just an exaggeration. But no, Taylor has some long sexy legs. No wonder guys flock to date her even though they know that if they split up she's going to write a song making fun of them. That's a risk most men would risk. It's worth it. She's freakin' gorgeous.

I am very happy that Taylor now lives in my city. I keep hoping I'll run into her but we keep missing each other. I guess it's hard when there are 8 million other people around.

Selena Gomez Bare Midriff and Cleavy Top Goodness in Hollywood

Oh, Selena Gomez, you are just killing me now. I know your stupid ex-boyfriend is pining for  you online,  but you must resist the call of the Devil's Midget. Just look at you, growing up into a little minxy woman with your Latina allure and and tummy and cleavy top like a beacon of the sextastic on the shopping streets of Hollywood. Any man would be more than lucky to be your love interest. I should be so lucky, as I am in my dreams several times a night, holding your sweat towel offstage during your concert performances.

For every passion inducing hottie out there, there is some loser ex-boyfriend lurking somewhere in the shadows. It's simply a rule of nature. I'm prepared to deal with that, Selena. Let us join our bodies and ridicule your diminutive fop together as we make sweet love and forget about our pasts. Just one idea, I have more. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Her Toned Tummy

Actress and hot person Vanessa Hudgens went hiking in California wearing only a sports bra. This allowed all watchers to enjoy her perfectly toned stomach. It's seriously one of our favorite abdomens here at Egotastic. If we were to create a perfect specimen of womanhood from the spare parts of celebrities, her stomach would be our first choice. The fact that she is always sporting some pretty sexy navel jewelry helps. A lot. Whenever I'm in California I always like the fact that many ladies go hiking in just their sports bras. It's the only reason I ever agree to go on hikes. Alas, here in New York Cityyou rarely see ladies out and about in just their bras. It's too cold for most of the year and the rest of the time you'd run the risk of getting your boobs honka honkaed by some crazy homeless guy named Syphilitic Pete.

What I'm saying is that I celebrate Vanessa's choice of hiking attire.