Mitch Jablonski - June 7, 2019
If you put a gun to my head—which I don't recommend—and asked me to name a Halsey song, I'd have a bullet in my head in no time. I don't know anything about this woman's music, I only know that I'm a big fan of her fashion sense because it takes one sexy ass woman to wear a shirt that's been torn apart and crudely reassembled.
Honestly though, Halsey's abs and cleavage are selling me on her, despite not knowing a thing about her music. I mean, I don't need to know what songs one sings to admit my attraction to them, but it would be nice to have any sort of context on her career at all. It reminds me of the days of watching Brittney Spears music videos on mute. We knew the score.
Keep those pictures and soundless videos of Halsey coming, because I get the feeling that if I heard her music, I'd be substantially less attracted to her. Though, I guess it's fair to assume it might also boost my attraction should the music end up sounding better than I imagined. At the same time, I don't want to take that risk. I'll just think of her as that hot chick named Halsey.
Photos courtesy of Mega Agency
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