Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried Is a Trashy Bikini Cowgirl (Yeah, I Know, Awesome)

There are many ways I’d love to see Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried, and while nekkid in my bed calling me hither remains a firm number one on my list, this view of Amanda all tarted up and in a bikini and cowgirl boots is pretty damn nice as well. I’m not sure who at W magazine got the idea to put Amanda into such a cosplay pose, but kudos to you style mavens who are mostly trying to please your female readership. We men need a little something something from time to time, though we don’t ultimately purchase your elixirs and tonics.

Amanda Seyfried is one of those elusive minxes who disappears for months on end, then suddenly reappears ready to make you feel happy and tingly all over. I guess she knows the secret of Santa Claus. If you only come around every now and then and leave gifts, you will become one of the most beloved figures. Amanda, you are my Santa. Now, let’s find you some milk and cookies. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried in Panties, I’ll Take Some of That Please

Amanda Seyfried doesn’t normally like to show a lot of skin in public, but she sure does revel in film roles that call for her little Nordic princess form to be exposed. It’s all for the craft, naturally, which I can respect, as well as leer.

For who can not stare blankly and happily at the sight of Amanda Seyfried in her panties on the set of While We’re Still Young currently filming in N.Y. I’m not that strong of a man. And I like Amanda’s butt. I know I’m not alone in this sentiment. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Is A Vision in White for ‘Lovelace’ Premiere

I’m not sure how Sharon Stone snuck up next to Amanda Seyfried, but I hope she didn’t try to rob her of her youthful beauty, because Amanda looked white hot at the Lovelace premiere. I’m really torn on whether to see this movie or not, given that it’s a non-porn film about a porn star, you know, there could be some refractory feelings involved in that viewing experience.

But none such feelings checking out our Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried, who does love to involve herself in the more mature subject matters in film. She’s a daring little minx. I love minx. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Topless in Lovelace? Yes, But Not Quite Just Yet

Fear not. Our friends at Mr. Skin assure me there will be some bare boobtastic from Amanda Seyfried in the full cut of Lovelace, coming soon. Take a breath. In the interim, let’s take an early peek at Amanda covered topless (damn you long hair extension things) in this bedroom scene from Lovelace. Consider it foreplay. You know, that thing all porn stars are really into.

When the time comes for the full reveal, count on it being here on your family friendly funtime site. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried’s Boobs Are Shrinking?

This week in Highly Dubious News, apparently being all famous and stuff makes your boobs shrink. According to Amanda Seyfried, being in the spotlight has ruined her once voluptuous figure. She told Ellen Degeneres this week:

 I had beautiful huge breasts and then I came to Hollywood and I was like, ‘I got to lose weight. I got to look thin and fit.’ And I lost them a little bit.

So, if we follow Seyfried’s logic, having to give in to the pressure of looking great makes you look less great? We’re not buying it. At all. Even worse, she had this to say:

I don’t miss them because they were quite uncomfortable but they looked beautiful. I was feminine. I had some nice curves and I think that we should really appreciate that as opposed to trying to get rid of everything.

At least we can all agree on one of those things, if they’re going to shrink, we’ll definitely miss them.

 

 

Amanda Seyfried Desperately Hot Outtakes from People Magazine (But Not the World’s Most Beautiful)

Just when you thought People Magazine’s naming of Gwyneth Paltrow as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman couldn’t get any more plain-faced ludicrous, outtakes emerge of Amanda Seyfried from the very same edition of the magazine that ought make it clear that even if Amanda and Gwyneth were the last two women left on this planet, Gwyneth Paltrow would not be the World’s Most Beautiful Woman.

I’m not saying Amanda Seyfried is. You know I shy away from superlatives when it comes to the sextastic. Plus, I’m not trying to kiss anybody’s ass to get an exclusive cover feature interview and photos. So, that helps. But I will say that while the claim made by the magazine about Gwyneth made us laugh, had they made the same claim about Amanda, we at least would have agreed to call it debatable. We do so like our Nordic Princess, Amanda. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Cleavy Hot for Allure

Allure magazine is having quite the week. First, the teasy, but quite welcome covered nekkid photos of four hot TV actresses, followed now by a pictorial of sextastic pale Amanda Seyfried, a tad bit innocent, but a tad bit cleavy, which is a tad bit exciting for us here.

Amanda Seyfried may be pale as a ghost, but she remains one of our favorite Nordic minxy hotties. She photos and films just amazing, as evidenced by this photo array in Allure. Am I laying out all these compliments to Amanda in some cheap and desperate attempt to get into her pants? Yes. Yes I am. Enjoy.