Oh, how I love a good Twitpic or Instagram selfie in the morning. I’ll also accept afternoon or evening, weekdays or weekends, winter months through the summer and back again. I’m just madly in lust with the cultural phenomenon of hottie self promotion. As much as I rail on the evil corporate landlords of the major social media sites, I’ve also chosen not to send them to another dimension with my mind. We kind of need them to keep running the platform for these sextastic shares. If that ever goes away, I promise, I’ll transport them through the demon portal.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her body, sister Kendall Jenner following suit, Claudia Romani showing off her bikini boobtastic, Emily Ratajkowski braless bonanza, Coco chained and taped and, well, just see, Amanda Seyfried jumping for booty joy, and much much more. You owe it to the tragic spectacle soon to be your March Madness bracket to check out each and every one of these smoking hot self-published candids. I truly believe you (and I) have no better way to spend the next several minutes. Enjoy.
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There are many ways I’d love to see Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried, and while nekkid in my bed calling me hither remains a firm number one on my list, this view of Amanda all tarted up and in a bikini and cowgirl boots is pretty damn nice as well. I’m not sure who at W magazine got the idea to put Amanda into such a cosplay pose, but kudos to you style mavens who are mostly trying to please your female readership. We men need a little something something from time to time, though we don’t ultimately purchase your elixirs and tonics.
Amanda Seyfried is one of those elusive minxes who disappears for months on end, then suddenly reappears ready to make you feel happy and tingly all over. I guess she knows the secret of Santa Claus. If you only come around every now and then and leave gifts, you will become one of the most beloved figures. Amanda, you are my Santa. Now, let’s find you some milk and cookies. Enjoy.
Amanda Seyfried doesn’t normally like to show a lot of skin in public, but she sure does revel in film roles that call for her little Nordic princess form to be exposed. It’s all for the craft, naturally, which I can respect, as well as leer.
For who can not stare blankly and happily at the sight of Amanda Seyfried in her panties on the set of While We’re Still Young currently filming in N.Y. I’m not that strong of a man. And I like Amanda’s butt. I know I’m not alone in this sentiment. Enjoy.
I’m not sure how Sharon Stone snuck up next to Amanda Seyfried, but I hope she didn’t try to rob her of her youthful beauty, because Amanda looked white hot at the Lovelace premiere. I’m really torn on whether to see this movie or not, given that it’s a non-porn film about a porn star, you know, there could be some refractory feelings involved in that viewing experience.
But none such feelings checking out our Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried, who does love to involve herself in the more mature subject matters in film. She’s a daring little minx. I love minx. Enjoy.
Fear not. Our friends at Mr. Skin assure me there will be some bare boobtastic from Amanda Seyfried in the full cut of Lovelace, coming soon. Take a breath. In the interim, let’s take an early peek at Amanda covered topless (damn you long hair extension things) in this bedroom scene from Lovelace. Consider it foreplay. You know, that thing all porn stars are really into.
When the time comes for the full reveal, count on it being here on your family friendly funtime site. Enjoy.
This week in Highly Dubious News, apparently being all famous and stuff makes your boobs shrink. According to Amanda Seyfried, being in the spotlight has ruined her once voluptuous figure. She told Ellen Degeneres this week:
I had beautiful huge breasts and then I came to Hollywood and I was like, ‘I got to lose weight. I got to look thin and fit.’ And I lost them a little bit.
So, if we follow Seyfried’s logic, having to give in to the pressure of looking great makes you look less great? We’re not buying it. At all. Even worse, she had this to say:
I don’t miss them because they were quite uncomfortable but they looked beautiful. I was feminine. I had some nice curves and I think that we should really appreciate that as opposed to trying to get rid of everything.
At least we can all agree on one of those things, if they’re going to shrink, we’ll definitely miss them.
Just when you thought People Magazine’s naming of Gwyneth Paltrow as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman couldn’t get any more plain-faced ludicrous, outtakes emerge of Amanda Seyfried from the very same edition of the magazine that ought make it clear that even if Amanda and Gwyneth were the last two women left on this planet, Gwyneth Paltrow would not be the World’s Most Beautiful Woman.
I’m not saying Amanda Seyfried is. You know I shy away from superlatives when it comes to the sextastic. Plus, I’m not trying to kiss anybody’s ass to get an exclusive cover feature interview and photos. So, that helps. But I will say that while the claim made by the magazine about Gwyneth made us laugh, had they made the same claim about Amanda, we at least would have agreed to call it debatable. We do so like our Nordic Princess, Amanda. Enjoy.