Allure Magazine

Jordana Brewster and Nicole Beharie Nude for Allure Magazine

Just by way of disclaimer, there is no specific nudity in the Allure nude issue each May. I know. I feel the same way. Like spending years building a ship in a bottle then shaking it to pieces to express my outrage. Sometimes I just have a Twix bar and a bourbon, that also helps. Still, I applaud a major magazine in the U.S. for going about as far as their advertisers and corporate gate keepers will allow in this continue reign of Puritanism still strong after four hundred years.

And we get some serious skin from Jordana Brewster. Jordana, who first bolted into the big leagues of hotness in Fast and Furious original edition is now pimping out volume seven by means of her PG-13 contorted, though still heavenly hot and tanned unclothed body in the magazine. Nicole Beharie and other join Jordana in this well intentioned pictorial of nekkid hotness in Hollywood. You know, without the fun parts. Like most things in life, a double edged sword. I’ll take the edge closest to Jordana’s bare booty, thank you kindly. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Revealing Cleavy Swimsuit for Allure

Kendall Jenner is everywhere these days. This is a very good thing. We waited really quite a long time for Kendall to stop pretending to be a simple sort of not quite home schooled teen and become a full time exhibiting sextastic model. Now, here she is, specifically, here she is on the pages of Allure magazine flashing swimsuit sweet bodied goodness.

Kendall may not have the exotic look of many of the bigger names international models, but she certainly has the body and the ability to sell merchandise. At the end of the day, the bottom line is the only line that matters. Kendall moves merch. And if she has to show some T&A assure that result, then we are all the beneficiaries of that reality. Today, Allure. Tomorrow, maybe the Bill Swift Home Magazine. Not available in stores I assure you. Enjoy.

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Cara Delevingne Is Downright Sultry In Allure Magazine

Everyone’s favorite girl-on-girl temptress and professional hot person Cara Delevingne is looking hot as F in this photoshoot for Allure Magazine’s October issue. Cara is an incredibly sexy woman, hence why she is like cat nip for curious girls like Michelle Rodriguez. She looks amazing in these pics, even the weird arty ones. But the real news is the two pics in which she is totally nekkid. It’s just some chains or whatever and her in the buff. She’s covered up the best bits but you still get the idea. Cara is thin, but not scary model thin. She’s still got curves in all the right places. I just think she’s really pretty. People give her crap about her eyebrows but I think they are kinda sexy. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a girl with full brows…unless they meet in the middle like Bert from Sesame Street.

I wish I had gone into high fashion photography instead of writing. Then you can be like, “OK, Cara get completely naked and then hold this lock,” and they have to do what you say. Regrets, I have a few.

Josephine Skriver Topless Natural Hotness for Allure

Josephine Skriver Topless Shoot in Allure Russia 2014
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If you happened to notice the almost six foot tall lithesome Danish hottie in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last fall, that was Josephine Skriver, a Danish delight of an entirely different and high fashion sort. The 21-year old is gaining major traction in European modeling circles so I think it’s about time we see her topless from the pages of Allure Russia.

I’m not suggesting that every man should have themselves a model hot young girlfriend with a perfect slender style body, but I am suggesting that almost all men should. Naturally, some prefer the buxom bouncy ladies. Or like me, they’re poly-hot-bodyists who like women in all shapes and sizes. But if you happen to see Josephine Skriver coming up in your profile searches, you could do worse. A lot worse. Enjoy.

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Kristen Bell, Nia Long, Minnie Driver, and Jenna Dewan Tatum Nearly Nekkid for Allure

It’s that time again. The May edition of Allure magazine when even the ladies magazine is giving something back to the menfolk with a bundle of individual slightly covered nekkid shots of some of the sweetness names in show-off business. Names you might not expect like Kristen Bell, Minnie Driver, Nia Long, and Jenna Dewan Tatum all looking one slight turn away from revealing their full goodness.

Oh, sure, there’s a little help from the software in these photos, but the poses and the peeks are still ever so sweet, with skintastic views of some fine ladies we’d likely not ever see so bare or at least without a body double in their film work. I do so lust shimmering nekkid hot celebrities. If the shimmer isn’t there, I just apply it in my own mind, like a Photoshop effect. Just wonderful work, Allure, with more to come I am sure. Enjoy.

Olivia Munn Nipple Slip; Now That’s What I Call A Meal

It’s just about time for Allure magazine to come out with their annual edition of almost-nekkid celebrity hotties, one of my favorite new Spring traditions. But why not ease into it with a behind the scenes like at Olivia Munn shooting for Allure and accidentally being caught with her nipple baring out of her braless top. Oh, it’s there alright, you just need to look. No, I’m not holding your hand on this one. You’re a big boy, you’ll find it.

Olivia Munn has been delighting us for several years now. Even though she moved out of fanboy status and into the network and big league spotlight, casting off much of what we loved about her, there’s no denying she’s still an Egotastic favorite. You throw in some bare Munn nipple and you can call her super favorite today. Everyday is somebody’s birthday around here. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Shows a Little Boob in Sextastic Allure Pictorial

A little Olivia Wilde goes a long way. Once again, I have braved the snickers and scorn of the middle school skateboarder who haunt my very doorstep to gather up the best of the hotness from the lady’s magazines, just for you, because I care.

Olivia Wilde isn’t just a good looking lady, she’s a spectacular looking woman and self-described sex fiend. Either would be good enough for me, but the combination, well it’s downright alluring. Enjoy.