Allure Magazine Posts:

Olivia Wilde Shows a Little Boob in Sextastic Allure Pictorial

A little Olivia Wilde goes a long way. Once again, I have braved the snickers and scorn of the middle school skateboarder who haunt my very doorstep to gather up the best of the hotness from the lady's magazines, just for you, because I care.

Olivia Wilde isn't just a good looking lady, she's a spectacular looking woman and self-described sex fiend. Either would be good enough for me, but the combination, well it's downright alluring. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute and Candice Swanepoel Get Touchy Feely for Allure

I'm not exactly sure why my future betrothed Edita Vilkeviciute and uber-sextastic Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel are all made up and touching each other in Allure magazine, and I'm not even going to ask why. The last thing you want to do when you see two of your all-time favorite hotties pawing each other is to start asking questions. You might make the wonderful thing go away.

Nay, just sit back, grab your juice box, and sip quietly as you fill the fuel packs of your imagination. I'd say mine is about ready for liftoff. Edita, Candice, you keep on mauling each other, I'm good here squeezing my Mott's apple juice. Enjoy.

Zoe Saldana Covered Nekkid for Allure

Well, Zoe Saldana is about as nekkid as nekkid can be without showing any of her fun bits. Still, a tip of the cap to Allure magazine for getting some sweet top celebrity females to take all of their clothes off and pose for the cameras, even if some subtle arm and hip movements block a perfectly good view of heaven.

Zoe Saldana is one of the thespianics we admire for her willingness to show serious skin in her movie roles. And, as far as women's magazines go, this is pretty racy. Still, if she were to paint herself entirely blue and unfurl her arms and legs, I just might die of over-happiness. Enjoy.

 

Amanda Seyfried Cleavy Hot for Allure

Allure magazine is having quite the week. First, the teasy, but quite welcome covered nekkid photos of four hot TV actresses, followed now by a pictorial of sextastic pale Amanda Seyfried, a tad bit innocent, but a tad bit cleavy, which is a tad bit exciting for us here.

Amanda Seyfried may be pale as a ghost, but she remains one of our favorite Nordic minxy hotties. She photos and films just amazing, as evidenced by this photo array in Allure. Am I laying out all these compliments to Amanda in some cheap and desperate attempt to get into her pants? Yes. Yes I am. Enjoy.

Clare Bowen, Naya Rivera, Christa Miller, Jennifer Morrison Covered Nekkid in Allure

Well, Allure magazine has kind of outdone themselves once again. And clearly outdone many men's magazine as well, with their long anticipated almost kind of nekkid celebrity spread in their May edition. This go-round we get to almost see Naya Rivera from Glee (previously published), Clare Bowen the hottie from Nashville, Christa Miller the cutie from Scrubs, and Jennifer Morrison from House. All quite contorted to avoid getting nasty letters from the pearl clutchers of this world who find the nekkid female form to be an insult to their sensibilities, but enough skin to instill in us the exact type of lust that those pearl clutchers fear.

Bless you, Allure. You're a doing your damndest to instill some European sensibilities about celebrity skin onto American soil (and, yeah, I love the good old U.S.A., but let's face it, Europe has it going on us in regards to women showing skin in popular media and nobody freaking out about 'the children').

Naya Rivera Covered Nekkid for Allure

If you pay attention to this site, and you probably don't, you know that it's verboten to openly watch Glee, although you can certainly ogle the small handful of female hotties that comprise its thespianic singing cast. Today would be the turn for Naya Rivera. Naya appears in the covered nekkid photo series in the upcoming edition of Allure, and it's, well, it's quite the sight.

Hot woman nekkid in a chair, arms and leg subtly akimbo. I'll say this for Allure, today they're living up to their name.

Check out Naya Rivera Stripteasing Video Before She Was Famous

Emily DiDonato Hella Beach Time Bare and Sextastic for Allure

Say hello to Emily DiDonato. New York native, Irish-Italian (can't get much more New York than that) and just one super fine young woman we are so happy to introduce to the Egotastic! family, now that she's featured in the current edition of Allure magazine.

And alluring she is. Super effin' alluring in this tanned, wet beachy photoshoot that is more than an introduction to Emily, it's a launching pad for full on DiDonato dream lust. Yet another confirmation that the best reason to go to the beach has nothing to do with the water.