Edita Vilkeviciute and Candice Swanepoel Get Touchy Feely for Allure

I'm not exactly sure why my future betrothed Edita Vilkeviciute and uber-sextastic Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel are all made up and touching each other in Allure magazine, and I'm not even going to ask why. The last thing you want to do when you see two of your all-time favorite hotties pawing each other is to start asking questions. You might make the wonderful thing go away.

Nay, just sit back, grab your juice box, and sip quietly as you fill the fuel packs of your imagination. I'd say mine is about ready for liftoff. Edita, Candice, you keep on mauling each other, I'm good here squeezing my Mott's apple juice. Enjoy.