Egotastic
Okay, trust me, we are getting all of your home-country Olympic email requests and we can't possibly get through all of them before the end of the Olympics, but the ones where we say, 'Damn, yeah, I remember that girl from NBCU channel at 2:30am', those are  getting first priority.
Case in point, Liliana Fernandez Steiner, a buttockal standout on the sandy frame of the Olympic Beach Volleyball court this past week. And while there are a ton of sandy sextastic dumpers out there, and, let's face it, this sport forces you to have a toned, tight set of rectal cushions, there have been a few noteworthy cheeks to, well, note. Including Spain's finest, Liliana Fernandez Steiner. While Liliana may not be winning gold in 2012, she's bubbled up warm feelings in our molten areas, and we could easily craft her an award without really using our hands. That's a something right there, Liliana. Enjoy.
The Real Reason for the 2012 Summer Olympics — Spice Girls Reunion!
Okay, we can proudly say we were never into Spice Girls the music, but we'd be lying if we didn't say that we didn't punch our ticket to Wanktown at least once or thrice for each and every member of the bedeviling all-girl mega-pop group. starting with Posh.
Who knew way back then that Victoria Beckham would not smile for another decade, even after wealth and marriage to a soccer superstar and baby-making and 1,000 pairs of shoes in her close. Still, our dreams of banging whatever little stuffing remains in Posh while Wannabe plays on the surround sound, that still lingers, so we were more than thrilled, like little teen girls, to see all the Spice Girls back together for the London Olympics Closing Ceremony.
Personally, our closing ceremonies would've included a big GTFO REST OF THE WORLD and a small gift pack of scones, but London went all out, Spice Girls, The Who, George Michaels, and an entire ensemble cast we stopped watching the minute we punched that ticket again to the Spice Girls. Enjoy.
REMEMBER WHEN VICTORIA GOT HER NEW BOOBS? STILL, NO SMILES