bill-swift - July 31, 2012
Usain Bolt is obviously really quick. In fact, you might even say he's a little bit too quick. But his speed seems to have gone straight to his head though as he now thinks that he can simply waltz into any football team in the world.
And it's not like he's sets his sights on playing for a mediocre club. Oh no, he wants to star for England's most successful football team, Manchester United.
To help him with his quest, Usain has made an audition tape that he will be hoping makes it into Sir Alex Ferguson's hands.You can check it out above but don't expect to be too impressed.
As you can see, Usain is actually a bit average at football despite stating "I'm good enough because I'm quick. I have a little skill - I have to refine it a little bit, but I should be good enough."
I'm sorry to tell you Usain, but you're really not.
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