2012 Summer Olympics Posts:

Olympic Hotties Profile: The Best of Beach Volleyball Behinds

I don't need to ask, I know you've been gluing your eyeballs to the girls of Olympics women's beach volleyball this past weekend. Women's beach volleyball is a sport all the uppity IOC members scoffed at, until they realized just how many millions of viewers more they would get for their Badminton and Equestrian games if they could just find sports that interested dudes. And they done found it.

Thankfully, despite the London Olympics push to get the ladies of beach volleyball to cover up their bikini bottoms, most of the two-girl teams have declined such encouragement and are continuing to bump, set, and spike in the sand whilst flashing their delightfully delicious world-class and hard-worked keesters. You spend several hours in the day leaping out of the sand, you're going to get a mighty fine butt. We're not sure who had the brilliant idea of telling these girls to cover their dumpers with more clothes, but that person ought to be beheaded at the Tower of London. Enjoy.

Olympic Hottie Profiles: Dutch Women’s Field Hockey, Like A Bag of Juicy Oranges

We previously brought you looks at the amazingly sextastic Sophie Polkamp, the tutti di tutti hottie of the Dutch Women's Field Hockey team at the 2012 Summer Olympics. But Sophie is by no means alone in the sextastic athlete department among her blonde Nederlander teammates whacking those balls with sticks, an obvious metaphor for what we'd like them to do to us, minus the whacking of the balls with sticks part, obviously.

Some are saying that the Dutch Women's Field Hockey team is the A-1 assemblage of group hotness at the Olympic Games. We say, we need a deeper investigation before deciding. And some topless shots wouldn't hurt either. Enjoy.

Olympics Hottie Profile: Antonija Mišura Drops Hot Blonde Jumpers for Croatian Basketball

Say what you will about women's basketball.... okay, we're waiting for you to finish... now, there go our negative thoughts... but it's about to get a whole lot hotter with the Olympiad assistance of Antonija Mišura, the amazing looking sextastic Croatian Woman's Basketballer.

Now, I'm barely just beginning to pronounce her first name, and I know I will never master her last, but for the sake of expediency with the Olympic Games beginning tomorrow, let's just call her Super Hottie Blonde Baller. Can not wait to watch her hit the boards. Enjoy.

Olympics Hottie Profile: Sophie Polkamp, Women’s Dutch Field Hockey

With a mere couple of days before the games officially begin and we get some $100 million interpretative dance spectacular to kick off the big event, why not take the time to look at yet another Olympic athlete hottie, the very best reasons to actually watch the Olympics.

Say hello to Sophie Polkamp, veteran Dutch Women's Field Hockey sextastic stick-woman. This is Sophie's second Olympic games, but our very first at ogling her in her little field hockey uni. Oh, sure, she could probably squat and thrust and high-stick us into oblivious, but until such time as she hip check us into the stadium wall, we're going to linger on her fine field hockey form. Enjoy

Usain Bolt is Taking his Olympic Preparation Seriously

When you are the best in the world at something there is likely a reason why. Not only are you incredibly talented, but your dedication is intense and your focus laser sharp. Nothing gets in your way. Nothing keeps you from staying on top-- not even your girlfriend.

That appears to be the case with the fastest man in the world, Usain Bolt of Jamaica, as he looks ahead to the 2012 Summer Olympics in London.

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007 to Open 2012 Summer Olympics

I have never been interested in watching the opening ceremony of the Olympics. It’s all pomp and circumstance, flag waving, hand waving, and something that is supposed to be entertainment. I’m totally cool with catching the highlights of them on Sportscenter.

However, this summer when the Games kickoff in London on July 27 I will have to watch.

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