elliot-wolf - July 10, 2018
Shawna Craig is excellence with a side of perfection. I almost fractured my jaw when it dropped so fast from seeing her in such an immaculate outfit. I let out a very enthusiastic Owen Wilson-like “wow” slip out and have been stuck saying it every time I lay eyes on this beauty. It’s a genuine “wow” that comes from my heart. I’m not really the poet type so I prefer to keep things as concise as I can when it comes to descriptions. It would take forever and then some to describe just how good Shawna looks, so I rather just categorize her true level of attraction as ineffable, or wow if you’re in need of a short answer.
Shawna needs to know that we have things in common. She likes water. And I drink water when I’m thirsty. We can discuss all the different types of water there are and see if we enjoy the same kind. I’m not a fan of swallowing saltwater and if she brought a bottle to the beach she probably isn’t a fan of the act either. She looks pretty fancy to me so she must like the bubbly stuff. I’m always grateful for a cup a sparkling water whenever I get my hands on some. It makes me feel upper-class. And I feel like sharing stories with Shawna over cups of water with bubbles in it would make me the happiest man on Earth.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA