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Want To Train For The Zombocalypse? There’s An App For …
It's hard to get motivated to exercise. Would it encourage you to go jogging if you were being chased by zombies? Of course! …
The Universe Is Going To Explode. Have A Nice Day!
So, the universe might blow up. I know I've predicted the end of the world before...like last week with that meteor in …
Russian Meteorite Is Harbinger Of The End…For Real This …
A meteorite streaked across the sky and crashed near a town in central nowhere Russia. Lots of people were hurt by falling …
The British Government Is Ready For The Zombocalypse
OK, so I was wrong about the world ending last Friday. That's on me...and the Mayans. Still, that doesn't mean that we …
Where the Fuck Did My Apocalypse Go????
Well, 12/21/12 came and went without any kind of bang, and speaking personally, I'm kind of pissed that I now need to pay my …
Smoke on the Water, Fire in the Sky! Tonight We All Burn Like My …
This is it people. If you haven't banged your unusually hot cousin or told your boss to suck your manhood right through your …
The Hand Fart Master’s Version Of “Let It Be”
In anticipation of the apocalypse tomorrow, I think we could all use a little pick me up. Perhaps some music? Maybe played …
This Friday, The Earth Blasts Out of the Universe’s Ass …
That might be a slight exaggeration, but according to our own Jack Tomas, this Friday, the shit is going to hit the …
Dispatches from the Apocalypse, Part Four
With just ten days left until the earth turns to rubble and ruin and all the girls on your wish-bang list are annihilated …
Elmo And Hope Are Dead
Elmo is dead. Sorry kids, your little red friend has kicked the bucket. Kevin Clash, the legendary puppeteer who created …
Dispatches from the Apocalypse, Part 3: The End Is Nigh
Our good but entirely not quite sane friend Jack Tomas remains sequestered in his bunker, reporting on the likely form of …
Tool Using Dolphins May Replace Us
Dolphins have apparently developed the ability to use tools. Bottleneck dolphins, that live in the waters of the awesomely …
Berlusconi And Bunga Bunga “Eyes Wide Shut” Sex …
Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's former swinging prime minister, is in trouble again. This time he's on trial for allegedly …
Naked Texas Caveman Is Not Me
A naked caveman has been terrorizing hikers in the mountains around El Paso, TX. The clearly insane scruffy dude has been …
Makeout Not War…At Least In Canada
Makeout not war? That's what one pub in Calgary said. I'm currently on assignment in Canada, (where I'm trying to get …
The End is Nigh! Dispatches from the Apocalypse, Part 2 (VIDEO)
Our own Jack Tomas remains hidden in a secret underground bunker that eerily resembles his mother's basement, holding out …
Who Cares About Topless Photo Scandals? We’re All Doomed …
Ever since he finally read a newspaper story about the coming Mayan End of Calendar Days apocalypse planned not so …
Dispatches From The Apocalypse – Four-Armed Cyberpunk Robot
In something out of a future dystopian nightmare, some psycho invented a four-armed cyberpunk robot. In the video above the …
Great, Now We Have To Worry About Sea Monsters
The list of things that are going to kill us increased this week when a friggin' sea monster washed up on a beach in New …