Michael Garcia - September 1, 2016
We all know that the robocalypse is just a few years down the road. That's the moment in which the machines become sentient and kill us all. Basically, The Terminator will become a documentary. It is my belief that the singularity of robots will come out of Japan. The Japanese are the world leaders in robotics technology. They have robot receptionists, robot clerks, and even robot weddings. Now they have a hotel run by robots. The Henn na Hotel (Weird Hotel) in Southwestern Japan is manned completely by robots. Who greets you when you check in? Is it a smiling female droid that comes from the bottom of the uncanny valley. No. It is A FRIGGIN' TYRANOASAURUS REX. Why? I have no idea.
I wouldn't stay at this effing hotel. I am terrified of robots and don't want to make it easier on them to find me to melt my face with their laser eyes. You are going to have to find me, muthereffers. I'm going to be hiding in a bunker somewhere in Texas with my cat and an AK-47.
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