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Want To Train For The Zombocalypse? There’s An App For That.

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bill-swift - April 6, 2013

It's hard to get motivated to exercise. Would it encourage you to go jogging if you were being chased by zombies? Of course! Luckily, there is an app for that. Zombies, Run! is a game for your iPhone, Android phone, or computer which incorporates actual exercise into a zombocalypse scenario. It measures your run and inputs it as movement by your avatar in the game. You collect items like food, search out other survivors, and run from zombies. You can even listen to your own music as you play the game. It's a fun way to encourage you to get your fat butt off the couch, right? Or it is perhaps the best training tool around to properly prepare for the coming zombie hordes.  Make no mistake, the zombocalypse is coming and you better get in shape.

You know who is going to die first? Fatties. They can't run fast enough to get away. Even if the zombies shuffle slowly like in Dawn of the Dead, you will be overwhelmed when you have to stop to catch your breath. If they are the running zombies from 28 Days Later you are really screwed. Download the app here and get to training!

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