Samantha Knezel Bikini Photoshoot

Finally, a model who knows the importance of staying hydrated.

Most of the women I see on here are frolicking at the beach without a drink in sight, and the few times that there is one it turns out to be alcoholic. Do these women know nothing about basic nutrition? One cannot maintain pristine skin like theirs by dehydrating themselves. And the alcohol is worse than drinking nothing.

That stuff will dry you out faster than an earthworm in the sunlight. For women that make their money off of their looks I would think that they would care more about something like that. Of course I am speaking of alcohol being worth less than nothing in regards to their skin. Clearly it has many magical benefits to the psyche that should not be understated.

At least there is one lady who has her head on straight, and I am sure Samantha is going to benefit from it in the future. When all her competition is looking like one of my old leather belts, she will still be looking like my new leather belt. That is going to pay dividends when she gets all the roles in the boner pill commercials.

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