Natalie Portman Ruins My Christmas! Somebody Please Wake Me From This Nightmare

Knocked up and getting married?

Really, Natalie? Really????

Read the sad details of the downfall of my beautiful swan and epic Hebrew School hottie at the hands of some Fancy Tutu Pants Ballet Dancer at Celebuzz.

I need a good cry.

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