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Miranda Kerr Let Me Be Your Baby Daddy

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bill-swift - May 9, 2014

Damn, Miranda Kerr is a good looking woman. Now that what's his face is out of the picture, I really do believe it's time for me to step in and provide my be fruitful and multiply skills to this woman for whom the entire planet would benefit from extensive offspring creation. The world only gets better looking if the good looking people like Miranda, and obviously me, start making many babies. Somebody's got to compete with all the, what I like to call, 'lessers', who are humping like rabbits when the lighting gets less severe in the evenings.

Featured in the new edition of Harper's Bazaar UK, Miranda shows exactly why if you lived with her, every time she popped out of her dressing room to ask you if she looked good in her outfit, you'd probably end up having sex. She always looks good in her outfit. Or not outfit. Damn, Miranda, call me now and let's get to doing our part to keeping this planet blue and beautiful. Enjoy.

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