Mario and ‘Mortal Kombat’ Collide; Balls-Out Crazy Ensues (VIDEO)

We all know of Nintendo's family-friendly stance. Mario is generally seen cruising happily through the Mushroom Kingdom, amidst a shitstorm of bright toontastic colors, jangly music and all of that cutesy stuff.

That's the way it is, the way it should be and the way it damn well must be. Remember that nip slip from Princess Peach? That was more effing scandalous than Janet Jackson's Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction. Well, it would have been if it had happened. Anywho, we're getting off topic.

Youtube is world renowned as the home of weirdery and procrastination, so it's just the place you'd expect to find something like Super Mario Kombat. This is NicksplosionFX's splice-and-dice of Super Mario World and Mortal Kombat, and it's three minutes of your life you'll never get back.

But why would you want to? Who wouldn't want to trade a lil' portion of their life for the chance to see Sub-Zero punch a Bullet Bill in the face? Nobody we know, that's for damn sure.