bill-swift - October 2, 2013
I'm not sure of the legalities surrounding including Miss Virgin Islands in the Miss USA pageants, but I'm sure glad they sneaked in Lisa Opie somehow. How else would we then know to assign diligent cameramen to be on the lookout for Lisa in one of her killer swimsuits along the beach in Miami, flashing her pageantries for all the gentleman oglers to see. She has quite the fine female form.
While we generally don't go for the nonsense of formal beauty pageants, though admitting we do love the idea of hot women in bikinis and heels, we can't help but be thankful for the number of sextastic ladies who've come to our attention by means of winning a sash for having perfect teeth and hair and solutions to world peace. Count Lisa Opie most definitely in that group. Enjoy.
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