80-Year-Old Punk Rockers are Way Cooler than Celebrities

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Eva Mendes does her best impression of Jessica Simpson. (Popsugar)

Cameron Diaz shows the world her thong. (Hollywood Tuna)

Check out Papa Joe Simpson and his mid-life crisis look. (IDLYITW)

Gwen Stefani is about to pop, so what better way to celebrate than with a baby shower. (Pink is the New Blog)

Dave Chappelle explains his reasons for walking away from all that money. (A Socialite's Life)

Tom Cruise continues to prove he's a total tool as he talks about sex, or what second hand knowledge he has of it. (Hollywood Rag)

Kiefer Sutherland confirms there will be a 24 movie. (Just Jared)

Jordan thinks she's fat. I think she's dumb. (DListed)

More celebrity statues to creep you out. (CityRag)

This will creep you out for good: John Travolta goes in for a kiss from Fred Durst. (CelebNewsWire)

Meet Zak, the 80-year-old punk rocker. (College Humor)

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