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Sharon Stone might need to rethink her salary demands after the debacle that was Basic Instinct 2's opening weekend. (IDLYITW)

Pamela Anderson makes those Mounties even more stiff. (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna is going back on tour, find out if she's coming to your town. (Pink is the New Blog)

Looks like Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are moving to Chicago. (A Socialite's Life)

Britney Spears: fat and sweaty. (Just Jared)

Well, what do you know! Tom Cruise is still a tool. (Hollywood Rag)

Fergie brings the fug to Canada's Juno Awards. (DListed)

Nicole Richie continues to freak me out. (Popsugar)

Looks like Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff are friends now. Yippie. (Best Week Ever)

And, if you can't seem to tell one gossip site from another, just check out this masterpiece of an April Fools joke. (TVGasm)