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Lindsay Marie Shows Her Cooter on a Scooter

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Mitch Jablonski - April 30, 2019

It seems like only a month ago–spoiler alert, it was four weeks ago to the day—that we last caught up with Lindsay Marie showing off her naked body for our enjoyment. This time, Lindsay's taking things on the road, however, hopping on her scooter and showing off her cooter. It's a win-win of a road trip, if you ask me, which is more than one can hope for when presented with a road trip scenario.

I've never had much desire to buy a motorcycle or a scooter, mainly due to the lack of a backseat, but Lindsay Marie has shown us all that scooters can be sexual devices as well. It may seem like there's nothing sexy about a scooter, and normally there isn't, but when you slap a naked Lindsay Marie on that scooter, it suddenly becomes the sexiest mode of transportation known to man.

I don't know that I'm going to run right out and buy a scooter in hopes of recreating this moment, particularly when I have no way of contacting Lindsay Marie to see if she's down, but I'll definitely pause the next time I walk past the local scooter dealership. I guarantee it.

Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus

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