Latest WWE 13 Screens Perhaps the Most Hilariously Caption-able Ever Conceived, Are Mocked (PHOTOS)

This crop of screens from the impending WWE 13 lend some fleeting insight into the game's amended mechanics. Renovated Spectacular Moments, for instance, will see barricades and the ring itself cleft in twain ‘neath the weight of these pumped-up pugilists. (To wit, broken by the seismic disturbance of a sweaty fat guy falling on his ass.) Theatrical lunacy is the game's (and, moreover, the sport's) raison d'etre, and this rendition is striving to ape that, in the prestigious tradition of wrestling games.

Perhaps more pertinently, it looks thoroughly and nut-numbingly ridiculous in screenshots. As a salutation to this, here are our picks of the new image bounty, complete with piss-taking annotations. Because, as our Grandpa always said, "Everything in life is better when you add piss-taking captions pertaining to guys grabbing each other's balls with gleeful abandon."

The crazy old drunk bastard was always adept with an adage.

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