Kylie and Kendall Jenner Bouncy Run from the Press Photographers

Here's a puzzle. Why would Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner two teen girls hell bent on gaining as much public exposure as humanly possible ever run from the paparazzi?

I think the answer lies somewhere in the still incomplete transformation into pure Kardashian pimping womanhood from innocent girls. Still, it won't belong now before the two girls offer up the blank Kardashian smile and wave for the cameras as the cha-ching sound of cash registers plays merrily in their heads. This isn't like Luke being lured to the Dark Side, because you can count on the power-mad Emperor winning in this story.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner, not girls, not yet full-fee women. Enjoy.