bill-swift - June 1, 2012
We get letters about the Jenners, sometimes angry 'protect the children' type letters, those are the most fun to read. So it has me thinking about what is fair game for celebrity coverage on Egotastic! and I think I've narrowed it down to the Mercedes Rule (not to be confused with stage and screen actress, Mercedes Ruehl). The Mercedes Rule is kind of complicated, so follow me here: if you own your own Mercedes, you're fair game here on Egotastic! Okay, yeah, there's the other factors of being worth millions, working full-time, being television stars and highly paid models, traveling the world attending store and night club openings, and all the rest that would seem to imply 'grown-up', but, for the sake of simplicity, I'm going with the Mercedes Rule (and it's sister rule, The Range Rover Rule).
And you know who owns her own Mercedes? Kendall Jenner, who along with her Kardashian gened sister, Kylie Jenner, donned their bikinis and hit the beach in Hawaii for a much needed break from being the all-being masters of time, space, and pimpititude. When your destiny is to rule the world of licensed merchandise, you need to re-charge the batteries. And doing so in a bikini seems like the best way to fill up the solar cells. Enjoy.
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