bill-swift - December 10, 2013
I'll say this for Kelly Bensimon, she's one of the few bright spots in that horrific Real Houswives craptastic programming, a woman who at 45, through some combination of natural and unnatural means has managed to keep herself in a bikini body shape many women at 30 would be rather jealous of. I'm rather jealous and I'm not even a woman. I mean, not until I save up far more money for my Swiss hooha.
Like every other celebrity this week, Kelly is down in Miami where the cameras are, having gotten herself in tip top bikini shape just in case she should be photographed while walking back and forth past lines of paparazzi. All the work turned out to be worthwhile. Kelly looked like a million bitcoins. Quite impressive really. Enjoy.
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