Kelly Bensimon

Kelly Bensimon Bikinis in Boca Raton For Her Forties and Faptastic Showcase

Kelly Bensimon continues to be the Housewife mom who defies age with every bikini beach turn. For some reason she was chasing seagulls in her two piece swimsuit in Boca Raton, which while disconcerting to the birds, provided us gentleman oglers the chance to the forty-something mom in dynamic bikini action. She’s nimble.

Now I’m sure some of you might go finding some flaws in Kelly, but at forty-six I’m going to tell you shut up and let me revel in my bikini mom fantasy. Take your negativity elsewhere, I need to help Kelly in with her groceries and possibly mow her lawn topless. I mean her topless, not me. We want to make the world a better place, not disturb nature with blaspheme. Enjoy.

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Kelly Bensimon Shows Off Her Toned Body In A Black Bikini At Seminole Hard Rock

Oh, Kelly Bensimon. I so enjoy watching you coming out of the water in a teeny tiny bikini. I remember when I used to watch her Real Housewives show…you know…because my wife was watching it. Surely not because I was continually psyched to check out her jubblies. This woman is in her mid-forties for the love of boobage! How many ladies past the age of 22 can boast a body like that? And it’s not just her ta-tas, oh no. Her abdomen is out of control. But I also am very much a fan of her derriere. I am an old fashioned guy and I want my ladies to have some junk in the trunk, as 90′s rappers used to say. I think that is a term that needs to come back and I am going to use my forum here on Egotastic to do it.

In the meantime, I’m going to sit and stare at Kelly for a while.

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Kelly Bensimon Pink Bikini Hot Mother Time in Miami

One must say this for Kelly Benismon, she tries and she succeeds. I know there are those who can’t look past the beauty aides of both CVS and 90210 to desire a woman in her veteran years, but if you can, and I invite you too, then Kelly Bensimon and her late 40′s bikini body is something to behold. She unfurls it routinely during holidays in Miami and has yet to get many a young man following her around like puppies begging to help her with bags.

Okay, so I’m one of the puppies. It’s my nature. I know there might be some artificial ingredients, but that’s the LTRs to concern themselves with, not hot five minute lovemaking machines like myself. I come in like a lion and leave like a lamb. It all happens so quickly like a horrific zoo feeding gone wrong. Kelly, I’ll be calling on you. Please keep this pink bikini on. It makes me smile. Enjoy.

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Kelly Bensimon in a White Hot Bikini Poolside in Miami

Real Housewife and genuine hotty Kelly Bensimon was looking seriously sexy in a white bikini in Miami. Kelly is in her forties but you wouldn’t know it from these pictures. She is the very definition of “keeping it tight”, which is no easy feat. She’s got an exemplary pair of ta-tas. If I was a woman and was in the market to get breast implants I would just plop these pictures in front of the doctor and say, “Make my sweater hams look like that”. But if I had to pick one feature about Kelly that I like most it would have to be her booty. It is firm and fully packed. She must do pilates or something because you could bounce quarters off those buns. Not that I’m advocating bouncing coins off of her. That would be a waste of money and might be painful on that gorgeous butt.

Back when I was forced to watch that Real Housewives show she was on I could at least take solace in ogling her thingies. Those were the days.

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Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures Flashing Hot Veteran Mom Booty In Miami

I don’t care how much this Real Housewife has done to aid her own hot bodily cause, into her 40′s here and having pushed out some next gens into this world, Kelly Bensimon continues to have a bikini body worth wagging your tongue at as she passes you on vacation in Miami. All the youngin’s are in Miami flashing their international model plumes in thong bikinis. Don’t think the moms can’t hold their own, with Kelly’s nice and tight booty carrying her card into the land of must-see wonderments along the South Florida shoreline.

There’s no doubt this Real Housewives line of shows has been a horrible demented and destructive force of modern media, the results of which probably can’t be tallied until historians one hundred years from now trace the entire line of craptastic and its ensuring damage. In the interim, it’s brought us not many, but definitely a few older ladies for my hot mom fantasy pot that most definitely requires constant stirring. Well done, Ms. Bensimon. Enjoy.

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Kelly Bensimon Goes Jet Skiing In A White Hot Bikini

Real Housewife Of New York star Kelly Bensimon spent an afternoon in Miami riding around on a jet ski. She did it while wearing a delightfully small white bikini. Kelly is in ridiculously good shape. Just look at her toned stomach. Look at it! It’s amazing. Most women in their mid-MILF years can only dream of looking this great. In some of the pics her top is covered by a life jacket. Luckily, there is nothing covering up her booty. Those cheeks are so pert you could bounce quarters off of them. Not that you’d want to. Unless that’s your thing. I don’t judge. In one of the pics you can see the side of her no-no spot area. All is right with the world. My wife was into watching that show when Kelly was on it. I almost didn’t mind it being on so I could gaze at Kelly. Almost.

But, alas, she is not on the show anymore. But one can remember fondly her days getting into cat fights and throwing wine or whatever with the girls from RHONY.

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures Bring Out Her Inner Kitty

The former Real Housewives of New York or some other state star sure does bring a lot of bikinis with her on vacation. That’s not a bad thing. In her mid-40′s Kelly Bensimon still manages to work herself into the MILFs I’d love to friendly neighborhood boy roleplay with by bringing in her groceries and tasting her milk and cookies. Oh, yes, those cookies in particular look awfully sweet.

Kelly continues her extended beach vacation in Miami, racking up racktastic points with all the young men in the area learning to lust older ladies thanks to the likes of Kelly’s boobtastic in her various colored two piece swimsuits. Think of her as an educator. Or just a naughty teacher as I am right now. She does make my imagination run a bit wild. Enjoy.