Kelly Bensimon

Kelly Bensimon Goes Jet Skiing In A White Hot Bikini

Real Housewife Of New York star Kelly Bensimon spent an afternoon in Miami riding around on a jet ski. She did it while wearing a delightfully small white bikini. Kelly is in ridiculously good shape. Just look at her toned stomach. Look at it! It's amazing. Most women in their mid-MILF years can only dream of looking this great. In some of the pics her top is covered by a life jacket. Luckily, there is nothing covering up her booty. Those cheeks are so pert you could bounce quarters off of them. Not that you'd want to. Unless that's your thing. I don't judge. In one of the pics you can see the side of her no-no spot area. All is right with the world. My wife was into watching that show when Kelly was on it. I almost didn't mind it being on so I could gaze at Kelly. Almost.

But, alas, she is not on the show anymore. But one can remember fondly her days getting into cat fights and throwing wine or whatever with the girls from RHONY.

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures Bring Out Her Inner Kitty

The former Real Housewives of New York or some other state star sure does bring a lot of bikinis with her on vacation. That's not a bad thing. In her mid-40's Kelly Bensimon still manages to work herself into the MILFs I'd love to friendly neighborhood boy roleplay with by bringing in her groceries and tasting her milk and cookies. Oh, yes, those cookies in particular look awfully sweet.

Kelly continues her extended beach vacation in Miami, racking up racktastic points with all the young men in the area learning to lust older ladies thanks to the likes of Kelly's boobtastic in her various colored two piece swimsuits. Think of her as an educator. Or just a naughty teacher as I am right now. She does make my imagination run a bit wild. Enjoy.

Kelly Benismon Bikini Pictures Roll MILFily Along from Easter in Miami

Yes, the Real Housewives shows are an abomination of good taste and decent social behavior. Something like that. I don't watch them because if I want to see lots of plastic surgery faced ladies getting loaded and fighting, I can head over to the mall here in Beverly Hills on any given holiday and check out the catfights over parking spaces. I do on occasion. Nevertheless, there is the occasional shining star in the poop that is Bravo!, including Kelly Bensimon, who with the help of some amazing genes and some fine tuning work in NYC medical offices, continues to stoke the flames of passion as a New York Housewife when she heads down Miami Way to get her bikini on. In fact, Kelly treated us to a double bikini view weekend in South Florida...

...reminding us that multi-bikini vacations from women with stellar bodies is a gift that should never be forsaken. And we shall not forsake, just peruse and ogle the wares of the 45-year old mommy splashing in the water. We do so love alluring women and watersports. Enjoy.

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures Holding Up Sextastic and Strong in Miami

I'll say this for Kelly Bensimon, she's one of the few bright spots in that horrific Real Houswives craptastic programming, a woman who at 45, through some combination of natural and unnatural means has managed to keep herself in a bikini body shape many women at 30 would be rather jealous of. I'm rather jealous and I'm not even a woman. I mean, not until I save up far more money for my Swiss hooha.

Like every other celebrity this week, Kelly is down in Miami where the cameras are, having gotten herself in tip top bikini shape just in case she should be photographed while walking back and forth past lines of paparazzi. All the work turned out to be worthwhile. Kelly looked like a million bitcoins. Quite impressive really. Enjoy.

 

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures White, Nice, and Relatively Tight

We saw former Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon last week shooting bikini shots down in Miami in her white ode-to-Elle-Macpherson look bikini, now here are more of the results. Not too shabby. No Elle Macpherson mind you, but who is?

Still Kelly Bensimon certainly lives in the upper tier of the overly overdone 40-something Housewives category, mostly filled with spam-cut drunkards and bloated attention seekers. Yes, not a tough category, but with the likes of Joanna Krupa joining the party, the competition is slowly rising. Kelly Bensimon holds her own. Enjoy.

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures A Hot Ogle from a Distant Balcony

We really do loathe the entire Real Housewives of Insert City series that combine plastic surgery riddled, emotionally unstable, drunk mothers with, well, mostly just with booze. Watching a Botoxed mom fall to pieces isn't all that entertaining. It's mostly just kind of sad. Unless of course she's hot, which truly is the primary criticism of Bravo. Make them hot and we'll watch them drink themselves down the drain I suppose.

Which leads us to former N.Y. Real Housewife, Kelly Bensimon, who tries hard to pull off the Elle Macpherson surfer bikini mom in her mid-40's thing, and does so to some degree, though we'd not be honest if we say Kelly looks far better in yonder window than perhaps up close by the pool where some odd looking lines and patterns appear on her bare torso.

Still, within the world of the Real Housewives, Kelly is an eight or nine. And there isn't any ten. Enjoy.

Kelly Bensimon Tries To Fight Off Sara Jean Underwood in a Battle of Vegas Pimpstresses

Okay, so this isn't exactly a fair fight, as our deep-seeded lust for all things Sara Jean Underwood doesn't just put her on a pedestal above other women, it puts her in a place that where once we start ogling her, we often skip meals, or forget to breathe, or semi-important things like that.

Nevertheless, the two main pimpstresses in Vegas this past weekend were Sara Jean Underwood, working and twisting her hot body for Tabu nightclub promotions, while across The Strip, New York City Housewife Kelly Bensimon wore basically a bathing suit to hawk Tao nightclub. It was quite the show of show-womanship to move sinners from craps table to $30 cocktails inside the clubs. Like the rube-shuffle.

Now, we're already casting our vote for Sara Jean as hottest pitch lady, but for those of you who can't shake your hot mom fantasies, we have no problem with you working Kelly into your naughty MILF fantasies. Hey, what happens on Egotastic! stays on Egotastic!  Enjoy.