Katy Cocktease and Jennifer Aniston Simultaneously Pimp Their Stank

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bill-swift - March 11, 2011

You know you've arrived when people want to smell like you. I mean, my entire life, I think somebody maybe once said to me, 'hey, cool sneakers', but nobody ever asked if they could actually own my aroma. But, oh, how the ladies want to stank like Katy Cocktease and Jennifer Aniston. And why not? Who wouldn't want to reek like pasties glue and the aftersex sweat of a fumbling Russell Brand? Or, perchance, the opportunity to have the body waft combo of vibrator lube and quiet desperation. Yep, this is the scent you must run, not walk, to purchase at your local apothecary shoppe. Enjoy.

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