Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures Got Stuffed

I've seen a lot of Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures in my time (it's what I do), and there is something decidedly diferent about this set from the new issue of Details magazine. You could say the devil is in the details... But that would be a really bad pun. Which is why I said it. I love bad puns. Anywas... The "details" I'm referring to this time, if you haven't guessed, are Hayden Panettiere's breasts, which in real life are nowhere near as big as they appear in these pictures. Now, I don't know if this is some lame post-production Photoshopping on the part of the editors, or if Hayden's handlers thought it would be a good idea to stuff a whole chicken into her bikini top (those ain't no cutlets), but this is just ridiculous. Ladies, there's nothing wrong with having small breats. Just try not to have a big ass.

And here comes the hate mail...