Elle Macpherson, Stop Looking So Damn Hot! You’re Hurting Boys.

Honestly, I can hardly keep my thoughts straight around this woman. 

Elle Macpherson and her most ridiculously hot 'oh mama, please cuddle with me' delicious long-legged and hot-bodiness were on display to pimp something or other at Macy's in New York and Elle just continues to blow away her much younger competition. Oh, I'm sure there's been a little slipping and sliding underneath it all after all these years, but I'd love to be part of the maintenance crew that inspects for any cracks in her dam. Or is that, damn!

I've got my overalls on, nothing underneath, ready to get to work on Project Elle. Enjoy.