Elle Macpherson

50 Pictures of Elle Macpherson for Her 50th Birthday!

By Bill Swift | March 29, 2013 @ 12:20 pm

Elle MacPherson 50 Hottest Pics for Her Birthday

Happy Birthday to only one of the finest looking women on the planet, hot Aussie forever model Elle Macpherson who after nearly three decades of providing fapitation content for men young and old, just keeps getting better and better looking. Somebody made a deal with the devil and I am so glad she did. Oh, the joy Elle has given to us.

So, today, on her 50th birthday (damn, 50, is this even possible?) we celebrate the hotness that is Elle Macpherson with 50 pictures of the ultimate swimsuit babe from Down Under and take it over the top. Happy Birthday, Elle!

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Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Depict a Timeless Water Nymph

By Bill Swift | July 17, 2012 @ 8:25 am

Elle Macpherson Wears Two Bikinis on a Boat Ride in Ibiza

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I'm really not sure how she's doing it any longer, and I don't really care, if Elle Macpherson has to suckle on the blood of innocent babies to keep herself looking this hot in a bikini at nearly 50-years of age, well I'm sorry, little innocent babies, but mama has got to look hot during bikini season in Ibiza.

The veteran MILFtastic bikini babe has been sweetening up the yacht-set off the coast of Spain for the past week now, a new tiny bikini just about every hour or so, impressing the heck out of all men within nautical viewing distance, and I suppose more importantly, dazzling the bejesus out of her reported new wealthy banker boyfriend.

ELLE MACPHERSON LOOKING EVER SO BIKINI HOT JUST THE DAY BEFORE

Elle Macpherson Enjoys a Boat Ride in a Blue Print Bikini

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There's nothing really finer than a mature woman of extremely lust-inducing powers, and while the body may not be exactly the same as at 20, just imagine all the secrets she knows. No giggling in bed, just business. Enjoy.

Elle Macpherson Urchin Diving Bikini Pictures Put the Hot Mom in Cousteau-Like Conditions

By Bill Swift | July 12, 2012 @ 10:56 am

Elle Macpherson in a Bikini Eating Urchins Out of the Ocean

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Elle Macpherson Topless

Elle Macpherson drops her top on the beach for your viewing pleasure 16 Photos »

There are so many things to dig about veteran hot MILF, Elle Macpherson, add to that list add diving for sea urchins in her little bikini off the back of a boat in Ibiza.

We are already infatuated with this ageless Australian hottie, now seeing her dive in a bikini for her own food off the sea floor, well, it's almost too much. Like a goddess warrior of yore right before preparing to raise her sword in epic battle. Or raise our swords for that matter.

Elle Macpherson you are one ridiculously hot mom. Enjoy.

Elle MacPherson vs. Christie Brinkley in Fabulous 40′s and 50′s Hotness Showdown

By Bill Swift | April 3, 2012 @ 2:44 pm

Crazy Mama Hot!

Seriously, there is nothing hotter than a world-wise dame. And talk about your veteran sexiness, both Elle MacPherson, at 48, and Christie Brinkley, at 58, we're on full hot MILF display today at different venues, but the effects were the same -- spank me mommy, I've been a very bad boy.

Elle Macpherson, one of our true wunderlusts, was in Cannes pimping something or other related to the Fashion Star project, of which we care little, but we do care immensely for her super hotness in a stripety dress that gave us all kinds of female Tigger fantasies. JUST SO DAMN HOT.

STRIPETY GOODNESS THAT SIMPLY DOES NOT QUIT

Elle Macpherson Introduces Fashion Star in Cannes

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Christie Brinkley I don't even understand how she looks this good at her age, pimping her own sob divorce story I believe on The Today Show, and looking like she could reprise her iconic role of 30 years ago in National Lampoon's Vacation and it'd still be believable. Personally speaking, I'd still drive off the road checking her out. JUST SO DAMN DELICIOUS.

HOW IS THIS WOMAN SO DAMN HOT AT 58?

Christie Brinkley Pink Dress at The Today Show

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Two mature ladies. Two super amazing looking women. It's almost too too much for a boy to handle. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot, Winona Ryder Unusually Topless, Brooklyn Decker Camel Toe, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | March 30, 2012 @ 9:38 am

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Angelina Jolie Topless with a Horse Photoshoot

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Oh, blessed wicked Fridays. How we embrace you as an infant embraces a breast swollen with nourishment, an end of the work week suckle on the teat of weekend freedom. And, better yet, the day we come together as an Egotastic! family and break the proverbial boobtastic bread in our weekly edition of Reader Finds, where you the citizen, control the DD-ebate.

This week's Reader Finds offers up some classic bodies revealed, as well as some newcomer bodies exhibited, in a blend of celebrity sextastic, including Elle Macpherson wicked hot in a classic hot mom photoshoot, Angelina Jolie in an HQ rendition of her memorable topless with horses photoshoot, statuesque Brooklyn Decker looking camel-toe-alicious, teen princess Ariana Grande sexy in a bathtub, sweet hot Euro-model Nena Ristic topless behind the scenes of a photoshoot, Winona Ryder only known topless movie scene, LeeLee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in some dominatrix get ups, DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd in a sexy bikini, Sophie Howard with her bikini fallen off, and young newcomer Indiana Evans in some clips from her Aussie soapy goodness. Check it out.

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Elle Macpherson, Stop Looking So Damn Hot! You’re Hurting Boys.

By Bill Swift | March 14, 2012 @ 11:57 am

Won't You Be My Mommy?

Elle Macpherson Fashion Star Premiere at Macy's

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Honestly, I can hardly keep my thoughts straight around this woman.

Elle Macpherson and her most ridiculously hot 'oh mama, please cuddle with me' delicious long-legged and hot-bodiness were on display to pimp something or other at Macy's in New York and Elle just continues to blow away her much younger competition. Oh, I'm sure there's been a little slipping and sliding underneath it all after all these years, but I'd love to be part of the maintenance crew that inspects for any cracks in her dam. Or is that, damn!

I've got my overalls on, nothing underneath, ready to get to work on Project Elle. Enjoy.

I'M STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM ELLE'S BIKINI PICS AROUND NEW YEAR'S

Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia

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Elle MacPherson at a Beautiful Persons Award Ceremony? Yep, That Makes Sense

By Bill Swift | March 7, 2012 @ 12:15 pm

Elle Macphereson Rodial Beautiful Awards

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There are many words to describe 47-year old veteran hottie Elle Macpherson. Most of these words I'd like to mumble to her personally after a couple cognacs and a tortured explanation on why bareback is the new 'safe sex' back in our vacation bungalow on Bora Bora. But the word 'beautiful' does come to mind.

Granted, naming something the 'Beautiful Awards' is kind of pretentious, even for the host, Rodial, a skincare company or some pimping important consumer product in the beauty market. but if you can back it up with the likes of tall and lean and absolutely lovely Elle Macpherson, heck, I'm willing to put up with plenty of pretentious. Enjoy.