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Egotastic! Summer Internship Program

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bill-swift - May 7, 2012

Each year, Egotastic! recruits a small team of highly disorganized suckers college kids, to intern in their Los Angeles office to work in web publishing, editorial, video and photo production, and also phoning my girlfriend to lie and tell her I crashed at their place the night before.

There's other degrading tasks involved but to list them all would surely jumpstart a Human Rights investigation nobody wants.

Interns must:

Be college students from some place at least reasonably pretending to be a learning institution
with at least a 3.0 GPA because let's face it, if you're below that, you're drinking way too much

Be able to work in Los Angeles for the summer beginning in the middle of June through August
You will be compensated in shame and a lingering rash

Preferably have no parents or adult figures in their lives that might inspect said internship program
Orphans really do make the best Ego interns, followed by girls who hate their dads

If you're interested, send your resume with a couple paragraphs on why you deserve to be humiliated and filled with self-doubt this summer to egointernships@gmail.com

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