Behold Darth Vibrader

There has always been something S&Mish about Star Wars, isn't there? I mean, Leia in the metal bikini, Luke and his leather boots, and most of all Darth Vader. The Dark Lord of the Sith kind of looks like he was put together in a fetish artist's shop. He's one part gimp, one part fascist role play, and one part Halloween costume. So, it comes as no surprise that someone would make a Darth Vader out of sex toys. Adult film actress Kayla-Jane Danger did just that with a little help from her friends from Woodrocket.com. She spent $3000 to build him out of vibrators, anal beads, and black rubber fists. Yikes.

I think that Disney is missing a golden opportunity for The Force Awakens if they don't take a cue from Kayla-Jane. Nerdy girls would love to get their rocks off with a 7-foot tall vibrating Vader. It's the 21st century, after all. Product tie-ins don't all just have to be lunch boxes and toys. Why not something practical like a 2 meter vibrator disguised as an evil cyborg?