chris-littlechild - February 3, 2015
You may not have noticed, but a little thing called the Super Bowl took place last night. I'd never heard of it either, but I'm told it's some kind of minor sporting event. Darts or beach volleyball or something like that.
The Patriots and Seahawks may have gotten their football on yesterday, but that was just for show. The real victor had already been decided, courtesy of Mortal Kombat X. The latest episode of Conan's Clueless Gamer featured Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski, bringing thrice the Clueless and a whole lot of celebratory gonad-grabbing to the segment.
Now, this is the mothereffin' Gronk right here. Gronk and Beast Mode. These are pretty big, studly guys. You'd expect them to be down with some of Mortal Kombat's patented goretastic. You would not expect them to gurn like a disapproving grandma, curl up in the fetal position and/or leave the room in disgust. You'd be wrong there, buddy boy.
"That's nasty, man. I ain't here to see that. Ya'll trippin'!"
Watch Lynch take on Gronkowski in the upcoming fighter after the jump. You've never seen Conan so thrilled at cutting off another man's face.
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