Egotastic
I'll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend's Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.
Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood's front side. Enjoy.
Zooey Deschanel Officially Single; We Ask For a Little Privacy As We Express Ourselves Physically
According to our friends at TMZ, quirky cutie Zooey Deschanel is now officially split from that Death Cab for Cutie emo husband of hers, and since we are bound by honor, the legal system, and a promise we made once to our dying parakeet, Jay, to never involve ourselves in the matters of the flesh with a married woman, well, today is a happy day.
Look, despite the finality of the divorce decree, today is not the day to gloat about Zooey running into my arms, demanding a rebound stuffing of legendary proportions. So, I'm not going to talk about the wild, raunchy making of the sexy session with The New Girl that left room #208 at the Red Roof Inn smelling like a mix between fake lilac and a liverwurst processing planet. A gentleman never gossips, not even about the forbidden love that Zooey and I may have shared, but let's just say, I followed her into the dark. Enjoy.
SOME OF OUR FAVORITE PICTURES OF THE NOW SINGLE AND MINGLING ZOOEY