Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel Shows Cleavage on the Set of New Girl

If you be a Zooey Deschanel, she's quirky cute and I want to spawn children with her kind of guy, you're probably really digging Zooey's rise to newfound popularity in The New Girl, if for no other reason than all the new promotional and magazine pictures pimping her show, not to mention some nice on-set candids with a little pushed up cleavage from the typically super-conservative thespianic. Somewhere under that hipster counter-culture ditzy chick lies the boobs of a tigress hot chick. We can only hope there is more to reveal. Enjoy.

Black Magic

Julianne Hough flashes some sweet cleavage. (Celebuzz)

Emma Watson, natural hottie. (HuffPo)

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian each get Lucky. (FoxNews)

Birthday girl, Kate Winslet, hottest movie scenes. (Celebuzz)

Meet the Israeli Snookie. (TMZ)

Lara Stone sexy bondage pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)

Zooey Deschanel is definitely not a robot sent to destroy the human race. (CollegeHumor)

Weekend Links

Jennifer Love Hewitt boobtastic movie premiere. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain wants to show more skin. (HuffPo)

Julia Lescova is the sexy new GUESS girl. (FoxNews)

Kirsten Dunst wants you to know about her boobs. (TheSuperficial)

Zooey Deschanel, Rashida Jones and Elizabeth Banks: the hotness trifecta. (TMZ)

Beyonce looks good on the cover of another magazine. (GossipOnThis)

Stacy Keibler works up a sweat. (SocialiteLife)

Late Night Legs

Sexy Blake Lively hits up The Tonight Show. (GossipCenter)

Jennifer Lopez flashes her sweet legs. (Celebuzz)

Christina Hendricks is on fire. Literally. (FoxNews)

Laura Vandervoot sexes up the red carpet. (Popoholic)

Why did Crystal Harris ditch Hugh Hefner? (HuffPo)

New movie with Rashida Jones, Elizabeth Banks and Zooey Deschanel. (LaineyGossip)

What won't Katie Price do? (SocialiteLife)

Six to Midnight

Rachel McAdams and Penelope Cruz inspire woody. (HuffPo)

Bar Refaeli is going all out. (FoxNews)

Rashida Jones lesbianics with Zooey Deschanel. (HuffPo)

Demi Lovato gets bumped in the rear. (PopEater)

Why showering is crucial. (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Alba back in the day. (BuzzFeed)

Just a funny commercial. (TheChive)

Peanuts Enlargement

Reese Witherspoon strokes a mighty trunk. (FoxNews)

Kristen Bell sweet bikini body. (Celebuzz)

January Jones is scary sexy. (HuffPo)

Zooey Deschanel at her hottest. (CityRag)

Kate Upton teases with her mouth. (DrunkenStepfather)

Sofia Vergara squeezes into some tight pants. (Popoholic)

Elsa Pataky perfect bikini goodness. (WWTDD)

Zooey Deschanel Clothed Pictures Are Really Hot; Zooey Deschanel Nudes Are Sadly Fake

 

Who doesn't love Zooey Deschanel? Oh, yeah, there are a few of you immune to those doe-eyes and indie-offbeat-cuteness, the kind that can, admittedly, be borderline obnoxious when mixed with the name dropping of hipster music and wearing charity-store clothes, but, still, a little hottie. These Zooey Deschanel pictures from a photoshoot with Peter Johnson are a classic example of the Z.D. eye-gazing-right-at-you-and-making-you-want-her kind of sextasticity. I'm looking right back. And I can't stop. It's like an ogling war between myself and an inanimate object, and I'm losing! Enjoy.

Egotastic! Public Service Announcement:
Now, to a far more tragic message. This past week saw an explosive web-splosion of Zooey Deschanel nude pictures on many sites across the Internet that sadly, are not really Zooey Deschanel. It's a real travesty when this occurs, because the little brain thinks faster than the big brain and there's always going to be a disappointment when the gray matter finally does deduce these photos as not really Zoey. Not to sound holier than thou, we've all been duped at some point in the past (I still remember buying a bag of oregano as a Freshman in high school). Still, inevitably, our inbox was filled with emails with exclamation points demanding to know why these weren't rushed onto our site.

Please, warn your grandmother and schoolteachers, these are NOT real Zooey Deschanel nude pictures: