Nylon magazine has a music issue apparently and the music issue had a party and invited all the big names in music like. well, like Victoria Justice. While I’d likely be arrested for actually attending any of her teen bopper concerts in person, that doesn’t mean my strong feelings for the often conservatively wardrobed brunette starlet have waned one bit in these past few years.
Victoria remains one of the hottest nuts in Hollywood left to crack, perhaps given a hint as to wear to squeeze when baring her midriff and showing off a bit of a teasy side in a schoolgirl skirt at the Nylon party. We may never ever get to see Victoria Justice in her birthday suit, and that thought alone makes me require medication online from Canada, but just think of the sensational moment should that unexpected bliss ever actually occur. There’s something to be said for blind hope. It constitutes about 70% of my own body mass at any given time. Victoria, please, we need this. Enjoy.
Eagle-eyed Ego-Reader ‘Brandon’ thinks he done quick saw himself the bare nipple of one of the hottest, most conservative sextastic celebrities on the planet. Our long belusted Victoria Justice. It was from a brief moment of kismet when Victoria leaned forward in her bustier top dress just as a videographer shot her passing by from the side. And, there it is. I think.
It’s not 100% clear to me, but this being Victoria Justice who I die a little when she flashes bare pinky, and whose glorious nips we’ve never ever seen before, well, I’m hoping as much as I’m examining. I starred the headlights just in case the children are watching over your shoulder. We can’t go letting our babies see nipples, they’ll turn into ax murderers. But you be the judge. Tell me what you think, and, naturally, enjoy.
As you know, in any civilized society, we don’t actually let kids make choices. We tell them to shut up and play their video games. But on one night a year, Nickelodeon gets them all together and let’s decide on a whole bunch of inane prizes to give out to actors from their favorite TV shows which I think all happen to be on Nickelodeon as well. I think that’s just a coincidence. Viacom is a powerful beast. But, on the upside, each year brings us a bunch of hotties young and sort of still young to show off in typically brightly colored outfits on the red carpet, before heading in to pretend to be super surprised at being slimed.
This year’s cast of great looking starlets and stars of about to be included Ariana Grande, Peyton List, Victoria Justice, Gigi Hadid, Debby Ryan and many more. The red carpet always look like a long long of girls who turned me down for the prom because they were too good looking or too popular or they were concerned that my high school nickname was ‘Handsy’. Go figure. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure our sweet and overly innocent hottie girlfriend Victoria Justice turned 21 a couple weeks ago, but I guess she needed some time to properly schedule her big girl birthday party at the Bootsy Bellows nightclub where she and her dancing legs looked like a million dollars in a little black number.
Now, we’ve lusted for Victoria Justice since long before it was fashionable, or tasteful for that matter. And we’ve lamented the good girl has stayed the good girl without unleashing the bad girl we truly believe exists deep within. Having said that, I’m staring at Victoria Justice and imagine gravity’s effect on my slobber winding down her leg. That seems wrong given that it’s her birthday and not mine, but I’m a greedy S.O.B. Enjoy.
I’ll tell you what keeps my heart healthy, checking out incredibly hot ladies of the evening. And by that, I mean our finest decked out celebrities hitting the red carpet for galas and good causes as Giada DeLaurentiis, Victoria Justice, and AnnaSophia Robb did last night for the American Heart Association feel good evening.
The ladies all wore red in honor of the cardiac theme for the evening, and man did they each look rather stunning. Pulse-raising if you will. Each of them providing a reason for a racing heart, sweaty palms, and in the good kind of way. I feel better already. Though my blood does seem to be racing to my extremities. I better call a doctor that looks like Giada. Dare to dream. Enjoy.
Yet another pre-Grammys fiesta over the weekend honoring something amazing fantastic and worthwhile, none of which mattered so much as seeing our lady of Victoria Justice looking all decked out and hot for the gala. Granted, this MusicCares event was yet another gala that somehow managed to lose my invitation, but from afar I could join in the visual wonderment of my belusted Victoria.
Joining Victoria were Lady Gaga, Brooke Candy, Alicia Witt, and LeAnn Rimes in the notables photo-able red carpet line up of standard gala goodies. But really Victoria stole the show. While I shall probably forever pine to see much more Justice, I can never turn away from a solid leer of her stellar good looks and allure. Someday, maybe, I hope and I pray. Enjoy.
There’s no more hottie in Hollywood that falls under the catch as catch can rule as Victoria Justice. Though almost 21-years of sextastic at this point, the former Nick starlet still maintains her G-rating about 23.9 hours of every waking day. We’re assuming she takes her clothes off to shower, but would not be surprised if she does so in a full gown.
Such it is that we take what we can get when it comes to our Victoria Justice lusting. And when we can get the pretty brunette in a pair of little blue shorts on the streets of L.A, well, it is a happy day. Not a supremely happy day, that day is yet to come, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say I wasn’t delighting in a view of Victoria’s sweet legs and the intersection point thereof. Catch as catch can done been caught. Enjoy.